Penis Reduction Surgery

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  1. MisterMark

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    There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. He decided to have his surgery to reduce his size.

    On the day of the surgery, three doctors and a gay male nurse were in the operating room, discussing how to remedy the situation.

    The first doctor said, "I think we should take a big hunk off the end of it."

    The second doctor said, "No, I think it would be better to take a big hunk out of the middle."

    The third doctor said, "No, no, no. It would best to take a big hunk from the base."

    The doctors then heard sniffling and quiet sobbing coming from behind them. The nurse had tears running down his cheeks.

    One of the doctors asked, "Nurse, what's wrong?"

    The gay nurse cried out, "Can't we just make his legs longer?!"

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    :rofl: hahaha good one :mao:
     
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