Penis Religion

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  1. SirNeal8

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    Because the "search" function on this system sucks (having given me over 9,000 possibilities for the search term "penis religion"), I have decided to start this thread. Who knows...it may be the first of its kind.

    So, to the "game":

    If your penis followed a religion, which would it be, and why?


    For example:
    Mormon -- Upstanding, preferring slacks and secret white underwear, with a strong bend to the right​

    Or
    Unitarian Universalist -- Everyone's welcome to cum, left-leaning​

    Or
    Buddhist -- People bow to it, it longs to be one with everything​
    So, what religion would yours be...and why?
     
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    Catholic: full of remorse and shame
     
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    Unitarian Universalist because what you said .:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    With a stiff white collar? :wink:
     
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    tallbig, I think I'm a unique blend of Unitarian Universalist and Buddhist, myself. ;)
     
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    Bump (for the evening crowd)
     
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    If I had a penis, it would be a holy roller.... praise the Lord!!
     
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    Ah yes...one that throbs and bobs its way down the aisles! :D
     
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    Where does born again fit into all of this? :)
     
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    I know where I'd like to fit:wink:
     
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    Is your penis born again?:biggrin1:
     
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    Born Again Christian -- Determined and a thumper, always waiting for the second cumming.
     
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    That's a good one...especially waiting for the second cumming:biggrin1:
     
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    :biggrin1:

    I admit I was tempted to mention something about awaiting the "Rapture"... :wink:
     
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    Oral Roberts University - School of bobbing and sucking.
     
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    Excellent! :biggrin1:

    Oral (sucking) Roberts ("Bob"bing)
     
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    I've been meditating on this one. I think I would like to change religions from my earlier post.

    If I had a penis, it would be a stick..... I mean Sikh.

    (Sikhism is the fifth largest religion in the world with 23 million MEMBERS... ha ha ha ha get it?!!!)
     
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    Yes, Sikhism is a GREAT religion. Though as a penis, you'd be obligated to NOT shave. The upswing (hehehe) is that you'd get to wear a turban. And you'd be universally accepting of other penises and their religions. :wink:
     
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