Penis Religion

[SirNeal8]

Because the "search" function on this system sucks (having given me over 9,000 possibilities for the search term "penis religion"), I have decided to start this thread. Who knows...it may be the first of its kind.

So, to the "game":

If your penis followed a religion, which would it be, and why?


For example:

Mormon -- Upstanding, preferring slacks and secret white underwear, with a strong bend to the right​

Or

Unitarian Universalist -- Everyone's welcome to cum, left-leaning​

Or

Buddhist -- People bow to it, it longs to be one with everything​

So, what religion would yours be...and why?

 

[BigDuder]

Catholic: full of remorse and shame

 

[B_tallbig]

Because the "search" function on this system sucks (having given me over 9,000 possibilities for the search term "penis religion"), I have decided to start this thread. Who knows...it may be the first of its kind.

So, to the "game":

If your penis followed a religion, which would it be, and why?




For example:

Mormon -- Upstanding, preferring slacks and secret white underwear, with a strong bend to the right​

Or

Unitarian Universalist -- Everyone's welcome to cum, left-leaning​

Or

Buddhist -- People bow to it, it longs to be one with everything​

So, what religion would yours be...and why?

Unitarian Universalist because what you said .:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[SirNeal8]

Catholic: full of remorse and shame

With a stiff white collar? :wink:

 

[SirNeal8]

tallbig, I think I'm a unique blend of Unitarian Universalist and Buddhist, myself.

 

[SirNeal8]

Bump (for the evening crowd)

 

[Not_Punny]

If I had a penis, it would be a holy roller.... praise the Lord!!

 

[SirNeal8]

Ah yes...one that throbs and bobs its way down the aisles!

 

[36DD]

Where does born again fit into all of this?

 

[southwest]

Where does born again fit into all of this?

I know where I'd like to fit:wink:

 

[36DD]

I know where I'd like to fit:wink:

Is your penis born again?:biggrin1:

 

[SirNeal8]

Where does born again fit into all of this?

Born Again Christian -- Determined and a thumper, always waiting for the second cumming.

 

[36DD]

Born Again Christian -- Determined and a thumper, always waiting for the second cumming.

That's a good one...especially waiting for the second cumming:biggrin1:

 

[SirNeal8]

:biggrin1:

I admit I was tempted to mention something about awaiting the "Rapture"... :wink:

 

[earllogjam]

Oral Roberts University - School of bobbing and sucking.

 

[SirNeal8]

Excellent! :biggrin1:

Oral (sucking) Roberts ("Bob"bing)

 

[Not_Punny]

I've been meditating on this one. I think I would like to change religions from my earlier post.

If I had a penis, it would be a stick..... I mean Sikh.

(Sikhism is the fifth largest religion in the world with 23 million MEMBERS... ha ha ha ha get it?!!!)

 

[SirNeal8]

Yes, Sikhism is a GREAT religion. Though as a penis, you'd be obligated to NOT shave. The upswing (hehehe) is that you'd get to wear a turban. And you'd be universally accepting of other penises and their religions. :wink: