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When I read posts from guys who turn every single every thing into a sexual event, I get a little icked out. I'm glad my doctor is a woman. If I thought for one second that my doctor was thinking of me sexually while I was being examined, I would be absolutely horrified. Ew.

Actually, the fact that she's a woman may not have any bearing on whether she thinks of you sexually or not. :D
 

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Actually, the fact that she's a woman may not have any bearing on whether she thinks of you sexually or not. :D

This is true - but I don't see many threads started by women talking about whether the bag boy at the store noticed their tits, or the doctor noticed their tits, or the mechanic at the garage noticed their tits or etc etc....:tongue::biggrin1: Plus my doctor is married and a Muslim, which is still not a guarantee, but lowers the possibility even more.
 

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This is true - but I don't see many threads started by women talking about whether the bag boy at the store noticed their tits, or the doctor noticed their tits, or the mechanic at the garage noticed their tits or etc etc....:tongue::biggrin1: Plus my doctor is married and a Muslim, which is still not a guarantee, but lowers the possibility even more.

You're right, of course. But I've always wondered of the lack of those threads started by women is indicative of a lack of those thoughts and questions or whether women are just better at not talking about those sorts of things than us. :D

Also, yes, those factors do lower the possibility even further. :3
 

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I am not Gay I am happy and gay

Gay, as in the 19th century definition? How curiously anachronistic.

And, doubly interesting, since you listed your happiness in the field that was clearly labeled sexual-preference.

I'm asexual...I'm not even on the site's provided scale. What's your excuse?
 

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When I read posts from guys who turn every single every thing into a sexual event, I get a little icked out. I'm glad my doctor is a woman. If I thought for one second that my doctor was thinking of me sexually while I was being examined, I would be absolutely horrified. Ew.

For me, female physicians cannot relate what we guys go through, nor can male gyns do the same for women. That's probably sexist but I would never go to a female physician for a physical.
 

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I went to my doctor the other day. I did not get an MRI, but I put on a gown for my examination without underwear, as directed by my doctor. The doctor is a woman in her late 30s. She wore a sleeveless dress when she came in the room. She is fit and has buff arms, but she put on a white coat when she came into the room because it was a bit cold. When she examined my genitals she called a nurse pratcitioner into the room to stand and observe the procedure, which is good practice to protect her from allegations of misconduct. I lifted my gown and she examined the shaft and the head of my penis, palpating (squeezing) the head and lower shaft, squeezing around the entire corona and examining the underside of the head at the frenulum. She then probed her fingers around the base of my penis at the pubic bone and stuck her fingers up behind my balls and asked me to cough. She did this twice to check for hernia. She then palpated my testicles and pulled them away from my body to examine the back of my scrotum. At this point my penis was swollen with blood and hanging very low. The doctor made no comment. She then asked me to turn around and place my elbows on the examination table. She applied lubrication to her gloved hand and stuck her fingers up my anus, feeling the consistency and texture of my rectum and palpating my prostate and the surrounding tissue, explaining that my prostate was healthy and free of any unusual features. She then directed me to the kleenex to wipe the lubrication from my ass and told me to put my clothes on. I then went to another room to have my hearing tested and then another room to have my blood drawn. My blood pressure was 122/78. My cholesterol was 171. My blood panel was normal and indicated that I was healthy to the extent that it can be determined using blood tests.
When I was leaving the doctor escourted me to the door, shook my hand, thanked me for my business and asked me to come back next year.

I'm not sure how this can be interpreted as a sexual event. It's just a medical examination.


This might be the funniest thing I have ever read on this forum, and what makes it better is you didn't even mean it to be.
 

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Gay, as in the 19th century definition? How curiously anachronistic.

And, doubly interesting, since you listed your happiness in the field that was clearly labeled sexual-preference.

I'm asexual...I'm not even on the site's provided scale. What's your excuse?

You are asexual which means you are just not into sex at all if I am correct?
But you are on a sexual site? Damn now I am confused :confused:
 

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You are asexual which means you are just not into sex at all if I am correct?
But you are on a sexual site? Damn now I am confused :confused:

You're quite correct...not into sex, at all. "Nobody" does it for me.

This site isn't *all* about sex, though there is a definite slant towards "adult" topics. This sub-forum is about relationships, which often culminate in sex...but you'll notice that this thread is not particularly about sex, either.

Besides, sometimes an "outside" viewpoint can be most helpful.

You're probably wondering what I get out of this? Well, my current project is an attempt to learn about/quantify flirting. Without a sex drive, I have never developed those instincts...and have been noticing, lately, an increasing number of women behaving in a way that I would describe as flirtatious.

Without that instinct, how else is a fella supposed to learn what is and isn't flirting?

From this thread, I have learned that a prostate exam is not a come-on. ;)
 
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You're quite correct...not into sex, at all. "Nobody" does it for me.

This site isn't *all* about sex, though there is a definite slant towards "adult" topics. This sub-forum is about relationships, which often culminate in sex...but you'll notice that this thread is not particularly about sex, either.

Besides, sometimes an "outside" viewpoint can be most helpful.

You're probably wondering what I get out of this? Well, my current project is an attempt to learn about/quantify flirting. Without a sex drive, I have never developed those instincts...and have been noticing, lately, an increasing number of women behaving in a way that I would describe as flirtatious.

Without that instinct, how else is a fella supposed to learn what is and isn't flirting?

From this thread, I have learned that a prostate exam is not a come-on. ;)


Coming from someone with about as strong neurotransmitter/hormone background without having an actual PHD, I urge you to go and get a FULL hormone panel done if you haven't already. Things like this are almost always due from low testosterone, elevated prolactin etc. Your thinking makes sense to me, however this forum is not one I would want to learn much about relationships...some wacky people here.
 

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Coming from someone with about as strong neurotransmitter/hormone background without having an actual PHD, I urge you to go and get a FULL hormone panel done if you haven't already. Things like this are almost always due from low testosterone, elevated prolactin etc. Your thinking makes sense to me, however this forum is not one I would want to learn much about relationships...some wacky people here.

Agreed , testosterone level may be off. Or some type of shame emotion due to upbringing that is interfering here.

I would also ask, do you masturbate ? Then you are not asexual.
 

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thay put a hose up my ass and I hate it. makes me womuder why men like ass sex. there was no injoyment at all.

i think gay men only have ass sex so there man will not leave them.
 

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Coming from someone with about as strong neurotransmitter/hormone background without having an actual PHD, I urge you to go and get a FULL hormone panel done if you haven't already. Things like this are almost always due from low testosterone, elevated prolactin etc. Your thinking makes sense to me, however this forum is not one I would want to learn much about relationships...some wacky people here.

How about an MD, then?
 

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i am a dr.......a sexual thought does not go through my mind during any pelvic exam i have ever done.
1.i have a mental checklist that i go though during exam...to make sure i am doing everything in correct order and well
2. trying not to say wrong thing...people feel very vulnerable while legs are up in sturups.....and can get offended if i look at her vagina and say "looks good"....so instead i tend to say stuff like "looks healthy".
3.going over possible diagnosis
4 and desperately dont want to miss something on palpitation
5 dont want to hurt...pinch skin with sepeculum, spread labia to much...etc

and all this rammed into 20 minute visit....dont really have time or room in brain for sexual thought
 

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i am a dr.......a sexual thought does not go through my mind during any pelvic exam i have ever done.
1.i have a mental checklist that i go though during exam...to make sure i am doing everything in correct order and well
2. trying not to say wrong thing...people feel very vulnerable while legs are up in sturups.....and can get offended if i look at her vagina and say "looks good"....so instead i tend to say stuff like "looks healthy".
3.going over possible diagnosis
4 and desperately dont want to miss something on palpitation
5 dont want to hurt...pinch skin with sepeculum, spread labia to much...etc

and all this rammed into 20 minute visit....dont really have time or room in brain for sexual thought

Im sorry but my first thought is "OMG I wouldnt want to go to a gyno who's big dick website screen name is "sodominsane"!!:eek: