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i am a dr.......a sexual thought does not go through my mind during any pelvic exam i have ever done.
1.i have a mental checklist that i go though during exam...to make sure i am doing everything in correct order and well
2. trying not to say wrong thing...people feel very vulnerable while legs are up in sturups.....and can get offended if i look at her vagina and say "looks good"....so instead i tend to say stuff like "looks healthy".
3.going over possible diagnosis
4 and desperately dont want to miss something on palpitation
5 dont want to hurt...pinch skin with sepeculum, spread labia to much...etc

and all this rammed into 20 minute visit....dont really have time or room in brain for sexual thought

This makes me feel marginally better (spelling & username aside :tongue:).

I was sexually assaulted by a physician once when I was in my 20s. It wasn't even during a normal exam, it was during an exam where one wouldn't normally have to disrobe. I didn't know this, so I did and he proceeded to give me an internal sans gloves or equipment. Disgusting pig.

Since that time, I've been unable to trust any male doctor. If I am forced to see a male doctor, I take a friend in with me or request a female nurse.

I would like to think that the vast majority of male physicians do not have sexual thoughts in their heads when performing their duties. To consider it otherwise would be unbearable. Not everything involving the human body has to be sexualized.
 

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i am a dr.......a sexual thought does not go through my mind during any pelvic exam i have ever done.
1.i have a mental checklist that i go though during exam...to make sure i am doing everything in correct order and well
2. trying not to say wrong thing...people feel very vulnerable while legs are up in sturups.....and can get offended if i look at her vagina and say "looks good"....so instead i tend to say stuff like "looks healthy".
3.going over possible diagnosis
4 and desperately dont want to miss something on palpitation
5 dont want to hurt...pinch skin with sepeculum, spread labia to much...etc

and all this rammed into 20 minute visit....dont really have time or room in brain for sexual thought

I am a doctor too; I could not have said it better. There is a time and a place for everything - the OR, ED or Consulting room is NOT the place for sexual fantasies.
 

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thay put a hose up my ass and I hate it. makes me womuder why men like ass sex. there was no injoyment at all.

i think gay men only have ass sex so there man will not leave them.

Sorry, the above statement is as ignorant as listing yourself as 100% Gay-0% Straight, and then acting offended when someone suggests the obvious :rolleyes:

Oh, and apparently since you brought it up, your cock wasn't "the last thing" you thought of, just because you were sick" :rolleyes:
 

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Sorry, the above statement is as ignorant as listing yourself as 100% Gay-0% Straight, and then acting offended when someone suggests the obvious :rolleyes:

Oh, and apparently since you brought it up, your cock wasn't "the last thing" you thought of, just because you were sick" :rolleyes:

GC just admit it, you only have ass sex so your man won't leave you. :banana:
 

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I went to my doctor the other day. I did not get an MRI, but I put on a gown for my examination without underwear, as directed by my doctor. The doctor is a woman in her late 30s. She wore a sleeveless dress when she came in the room. She is fit and has buff arms, but she put on a white coat when she came into the room because it was a bit cold. When she examined my genitals she called a nurse pratcitioner into the room to stand and observe the procedure, which is good practice to protect her from allegations of misconduct. I lifted my gown and she examined the shaft and the head of my penis, palpating (squeezing) the head and lower shaft, squeezing around the entire corona and examining the underside of the head at the frenulum. She then probed her fingers around the base of my penis at the pubic bone and stuck her fingers up behind my balls and asked me to cough. She did this twice to check for hernia. She then palpated my testicles and pulled them away from my body to examine the back of my scrotum. At this point my penis was swollen with blood and hanging very low. The doctor made no comment. She then asked me to turn around and place my elbows on the examination table. She applied lubrication to her gloved hand and stuck her fingers up my anus, feeling the consistency and texture of my rectum and palpating my prostate and the surrounding tissue, explaining that my prostate was healthy and free of any unusual features. She then directed me to the kleenex to wipe the lubrication from my ass and told me to put my clothes on. I then went to another room to have my hearing tested and then another room to have my blood drawn. My blood pressure was 122/78. My cholesterol was 171. My blood panel was normal and indicated that I was healthy to the extent that it can be determined using blood tests.
When I was leaving the doctor escourted me to the door, shook my hand, thanked me for my business and asked me to come back next year.

I'm not sure how this can be interpreted as a sexual event. It's just a medical examination.

Congratulations, that's great blood pressure for a guy in his 50's!
 

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Physician assistant here. I have seen more dicks in the clinical setting than I have in, ahem, more casual situations. I am a serious cock hound. I like to look at them. Love to play with them. But I'm here to tell you I have never had a fleeting moment on the job when I have thought to myself "mmmmm, nice cock." A truly ethical medical professional worth his or her salt just never enters that mindset when dealing with patients.
 

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Here is my embarrassing story.

A few months ago I had a stroke, being 48 and in pretty good shape the doctors wanted to give me a complete workup. Luckily, I had no lasting impairments.

One of the tests is called a halter test where they monitor you heart for 24 hours. I am a bit hairy and the leads came off in my sleep so I had to do it for a second night. This time they attached everything with lots of tape and so on and then put me in a full length gown double tied up in the back so it would not come undone.
well I had been in the hospital for 9 days by that point and felt like crap and had no privacy at all. That night, I had a wet dream (had not cum in 10 days and was used to going multiple times daily). I had hosed the whole front of the gown and I could not untie it to clean up. One lucky thing that happened was that I was assigned a male student nurse who had to be no older than 21 years old. I told him my problem and after he finished chuckling he took me into the bathroom to remove the gown and clean me up. I was impressed with the amount that I shot, of course the last time I went 10 days without shooting a load had to be 25 years ago.

I made it through that little embarrassment almost with my dignity still in hand, though I am sure the nursing student must have told all his friends about what happened. A day later I meet with the cardiac team and they were worried about three "events" that happened over night. Great, if having one wet dream was not enough, it appeared I had 3, each 20 minutes apart. I had to explain that I had had wet dreams to a room with female doctors in their 20's. They had a hard time believing I had 3 in one night. Finally got past that even more embarrassed than I though possible.

Then like a gift that keeps on giving, when I see the neurologist he brings up my 3 heart events again and I once again have to explain. Then when I see my own personal doctor a few weeks later the issue comes up again....very embarrassing.

On the plus side, I guess it is better to have the sex drive of a teenager than of an 80 year old.