I was wondering, what kind of insane theories have you all heard about penis size? (You can usually hear insanity on alt.* newsgroups, though it gets onto unmoderated sci.* and soc.history.* newsgroups.) Did you put the guy in your kill file afterwards? I heard one about penis size and intelligence, but I can't remember what newsgroup it was on. I've also heard that war happens because of deficiency in penis size. Any net.kooks' penis theories you want to share?