penis size and type of vehicle you drive.

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    Ok, this is out of the blue, but what type of vehicle do you drive. I saw a cartoon of a guy in a Corvette and the caption said something like, "penis substitute". I got to thinking, do guys with larger than average equipment need to drive fast cars or big SUV's as a penis substitue? I myself drive a honda sedan and don't feel a need to drive a flashy car or "Hummer" I figured I would write about something besides sex for once...
     
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    aj2181: It's nice to have something other than sex to talk about geo.

    I drive an Escalade. Penis substitute....no, but I worry that some environmental activist may try to set fire to it.
     
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    Longhornjok: [quote author=aj2181 link=board=meetgreet;num=1062222741;start=0#1 date=08/30/03 at 00:45:13]I drive an Escalade. Penis substitute....no, but I worry that some environmental activist may try to set fire to it.[/quote]
    AJ, you should be more worried that it won't be outside waitin' for you one morning. It just made the top of the list as "most stolen vehicle" in the USA. Keep an eye on it!

    As for me, I have a Ford truck, which I don't think any one thinks of as a penis substitute. I am from TX, though, where drivin' a truck is pretty much a rite of passage for guys.
     
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    jumbo747jet: I catch the bus or the tube - fill in the rest...
     
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    gigantikok: I drive an Alfa Romeo Spider Veloce imported from Italy. Fuck penis substitute, i just like driving a fast, beautiful car. Not everything has pyschology written all over it.
     
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    aj2181: [quote author=Longhornjok link=board=meetgreet;num=1062222741;start=0#2 date=08/30/03 at 00:56:35]
    AJ, you should be more worried that it won't be outside waitin' for you one morning. It just made the top of the list as "most stolen vehicle" in the USA. Keep an eye on it!

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    Thanx for the warning, I'll do that.
     
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    jumbo747jet: I catch the bus or go by tube - you fill in the rest...
     
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    TragicWhiteKnight: I'm a pedestrian. I can't even ride a bike.

    I guess I could use a Space Hopper, but I don't want to know what that symbolises.
     
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    jerkin4-10: i drive a mercedes 500 SEC with a stroked, fuel injected LT1...and a 70 el camino SS...heard the same thing about the porshe driver....LOL :D
     
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    Yes, there is more on my mind other than sex. Most of you won't believe it, but yes I do. (not that often mind you) Ladies...you can join in too. What type of vehicle do you drive and is it some sort of substitute? My current lover drives a miata. She used to drive a mini van. she got it after her divorce. Her ex had a small penis and drove a viper...you figure it out.
     
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    gigantikok: Doesn't mean anything. I've got a really nice car, and I am far from having a small penis...
     
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    prepstudinsc: I just bought a new Volvo...I wanted a European sedan with great gas mileage, plus I wanted a safe car because of all the freaks on the road. Don't have anything to prove about my penis size.
     
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    prepky: I agree about cars and penis size, they have nothing to do with each other, I drive a Ford explorer, but I live in rual Kentucky....where in the winter if you need to go somewhere, then you need a 4x4. And the wife has a contour..so what does that mean??? ;D
     
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    wvalady1968: My guy drives a big Ford truck for pretty much the same reason Longhornjok does, I suppose. Plus the fact that every other vehicle in WVa is a truck. I believe it's a guy thing.

    I drive a Buick Regal. Great gas mileage and it eats up the road on trips. Very comfortable!
     
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    HC: While this comparison can be true, it's not in all cases. Some men are just natural "car-guys" and have their personal preference with no thought to image, others like a car because of the way it drives, or the way it looks. Another group has a car because it's considered by friends or associates to be cool (mostly the trashy-looking imports with coffee cans in place of the muffler, a 3-foot-high park bench for a spoiler, and stickers featuring names of parts nowhere to be found in the actual car, driven by teenagers who have seen 'Fast and the Furious' one too many times), and the final group would be that compensation category.

    The first three are perfectly acceptable in my book, and the last two are pathetic. As for myself, I suppose I'd belong in a little bit of each of the first three groups mentioned. I drive a Pontiac Firebird. The other two cars I have owned in the past were a Nissan NX and a Plymouth Laser, both sports cars as well. I like the sleek looks, the feel of the ride, and the performance of the engine. My first car was quick and sporty, and at the time I didn't know if my penis was big, small, or average. I don't think I could ever not drive a sports car regularly, despite the size of my wang.
     
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    I'm currently driving a Ford Taurus.

    Hemorrhoid substitute.

    Pecker

    (How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody but Me?)
     
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    austin-dude: AJ - I saw the same thing about the Escalade. I just got a brand new Tahoe and I love it. I'm not hung, I just like riding high.

    If you do have an Escalade, just keep your OnStar service activated, shouldn't be a problem if it gets stolen. Heard some interesting stories about OnStar finding a vehicle in seconds.
     
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    Yowsers: urban myth #232: guys who own flashier cars tend to be overcompensating.

    for me i drive a ocean blue '94 ford escort and it get me where i wanna go.
     
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    sammygirly: My Maximillian drives an Escalade too and I saw the same article.....

    He also has a pretty little Audi.

    So, big car, little car.....hmm, the interpretatins on that could be vast. Of course, if we're talking penile extensions, Max doesn't need anything beyond the little Audi ;) He's big enough.

    ...but I have noticed so far, big cock - pretty cars....trend?
     
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    mr18yearold: this post just reminded me of a family guy episode...[i bought the dvd set, funny as hell]

    peter sees his son's wang in the sauna... and gets all imbarrassed about his own package...he like joins a gun club...and buys a sports car thats like really long... and looks sorta like a penis. he then comes up to a tunnel driving his new car and says that he will be gentle... and drive back and forth into and out of the tunnel... getting faster and faster, funny as hell... then a truck runs into his car and crushes the front end, making it really short, right when a bus full of supermodels drives by, all pointing and laughing at his small... car.
     
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