penis size and type of vehicle you drive.

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awellhungboi: I don't have a car, and never learned how to drive. This says more about my stupidity and spiteful nature than my dick size, I'm sure. I live in a college town, though, so getting around isn't a problem.

I'm thinking about getting an electric bike, though--or I'd love to have a Vespa scooter. If I ever get a car I'd like to get one of those hybrid cars. (Or, peversely, some bigass '70's pimpmobile. A gold Cadillac that is 40 feet long and gets 4 miles to the gallon and that has a vanity license plate that says WELHUNG and a bumper sticker that reads: "Honk if you're horny")

Honk!

 

[Doctor_Ay]

For me.. I have a couple of modes of transportation..

The car is a 2003 Audi A8L, Night Blue Pearl, with Blue leather.
And a bike which I recently wrecked.

Also, I'm considering Importing (for racing) an Opel speedster turbo.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Damn, monstro: Maybe I shouldn't be next after your message! But, I'll risk it since I don't have "welhung" on my license and maybe it's not 40 feet long.

My old car is a 1973 Buick deuce-and-a-quarter and my young car is a 1987 Monte Carlo super sport. I try to drive both cars every day (spilting the milage) and keeping "up" their performance.

One of our members has told me he has good memories re. using the back seat of a 73 deuce-and-a-quarter. Lots of room for that in back or front -- maybe even the trunk! You see, guys, sex can always find its way in our writing/thinking.

 

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awellhungboi: Well, to tell you the truth, RoysToy, I would actually love to have a big ol' '70's car!  I think they're really cool looking and a lot of fun to ride around in (as long as someone less easily distracted than me is driving).  I was just being silly, as usual.  

Some friends of mine used to have this old '70's T-Bird that we'd go riding in. And you're right--the back seats of those cars are bigger than some beds. It was like a motel room on wheels. We had some fun doubledates, I'll tell you what! We never used the trunk, though--lol.

 

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Longhornjok: I love my truck (see earlier TX reference), but one day I would love to have a tricked-out '60's muscle car, like a '69 Chevelle or a '67 Firebird. Then I can cruise the California coast in my sunglasses and wifebeater like Steve McQueen.

P.S. Monstro's gonna hit 200 on the boards today. Congrats, buddy - always enjoy your posts!

 

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prepstudinsc: Those big ol' 1970's Caddys are just too cool. I think Monstro and Longhornjok both need big Eldorado convertibles with steer horns mounted to the front grille. You can find all sorts of big 70's land yachts for sale cheap on Ebay.

I saw an episode of MTV's Cribs where one of the guys profiled had a big Buick all tricked out....was kinda cool looking.

 

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awellhungboi: You're right, prepstud, steerhorns on the grill are where it's at! I could be Patrick Duffy to longhorn's Larry Hagman.

(I'm starting to get seriously off-topic here, so I apologize to everyone who actually would like to be discussing what we are supposed to be discussing.)

 

[jdoe86]

I like that I started a topic that isn't all SEX. Maybe here in California it is different than in rural places. Here, everyone drives a SUV it seems, I know that only 20%have ever used than for off road or snow. You know, with the price of gas here at $2.25 per gal. you'd think that these people would get a clue and drive something that gets more than 5 MPGs.

 

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norseman: OK, let's see. I own/drive a Corvette, a Dodge Minivan, and a Suzuki Samurai. Does that mean that I'm "versatile"?

 

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gigantikok: [quote author=geo8x6 link=board=meetgreet;num=1062222741;start=20#27 date=08/30/03 at 16:31:50]  I like that I started a topic that isn't all SEX.  Maybe here in California it is different than in rural places. Here, everyone drives a SUV it seems, I know that only 20%have ever used than for off road or snow.  You know, with the price of gas here at $2.25 per gal. you'd think that these people would get a clue and drive something that gets more than 5 MPGs. [/quote]
Because it's currently cool and a fad for a family (or anyone in general) to own SUV's, regardless of price.

 

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SizeRulz: I drive a Jeep. Lots of fun. And, this is important, fifth gear is in the forward position which is extremely important when it comes to getting road head Oops, this topic wasn't supposed to be about sex.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Longhornjock, et.al.: In 1967 my wife and I got a new 'metalic green '67 firebird. Within the 3rd or 4th year she wrecked it so badly we traded it! That was some sharp automobile!

 

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ross: I recently traded in my Toyota Camary for a Hyundai Santa Fe. My dick remained the same

 

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aj2181: [quote author=austin-dude link=board=meetgreet;num=1062222741;start=0#16 date=08/30/03 at 07:56:51]AJ - I saw the same thing about the Escalade.  I just got a brand new Tahoe and I love it.  I'm not hung, I just like riding high.

If you do have an Escalade, just keep your OnStar service activated, shouldn't be a problem if it gets stolen.  Heard some interesting stories about OnStar finding a vehicle in seconds.[/quote]

OnStar is great! That's the best thing about that damn gas hog!

They know where your car is all the time if you keep the service activated. I was going to go out to eat with friends and wanted to get reservatons and i had left my cell at home so I pressed the button for OnStar and told them what I wanted and they got me my reservations. It's the best thing they ever put in a car in my opinion.

I suppose that the downside for a paranoied person would be the fact that they can track you where ever you go.

 

[jdoe86]

See, we have more on our minds other than our penises. At least this is a popular topic.

 

[Pecker]

[quote author=ross link=board=meetgreet;num=1062222741;start=20#32 date=08/30/03 at 19:52:49]I recently traded in my Toyota Camary for a Hyundai Santa Fe.  My dick remained the same [/quote]

Damn, boy! You gotta trade up!

This would be a good training topic for car salesmen. "Yessir! The more you spend on your car, the bigger your...um...reputation will grow!"

Pecker

(It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad)

 

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SizeRulz: So, now I'm wondering. My parents have some very expensive cars. When I drive one of them does my penis automatically shrink?

 

[jdoe86]

yes it does...

 

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oldman9x7: All of this car stuff reminds me of my high school days. My grandfather gave me his car to get back and forth. Here you go - it was a (so called in those days) 7 passenger, 1929 Cadilac Town Sedan. It was about two blocks from the drivers seat to the hood ornament which on those cars doubled as the radiator cap. The back seat (with fold-down jump seats) could accomadate a party of six. OOPS! I"ve brought up the S_X topic again. 'Scuse me.

Gramps
BTW the engine was a V-16; gasoline was 8 cents

 

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aj2181: [quote author=oldman9x7 link=board=meetgreet;num=1062222741;start=20#38 date=08/31/03 at 12:47:20]All of this car stuff reminds me of my high school days.  My grandfather gave me his car to get back and forth.  Here you go - it was a (so called in those days) 7 passenger, 1929 Cadilac Town Sedan.  It was about two blocks from the drivers seat to the hood ornament which on those cars doubled as the radiator cap.                      

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I bet if one of those plowed into a new car it would just keep on truck'n and leave the new car in a mangled pile.