penis size and type of vehicle you drive.

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oldman9x7: You're right, AJ, think "Sherman Tank"!!! :D

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aj2181: Isn't it amazing and kinda infuriating how cars are built like shit today and cost twice what they're worth.

I'm gettin a little off topic....pardon me.
 
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jerkin4-10: you guys are ALL wrong!...its not the type of car...its the amount of ACCESSORIES on the car that make your dick bigger...just wanted to clear that up... :D
 

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AHA! You may be on to something, jerkin!

The new Hummer II comes with a JES Extender attached to the steering column! (Just be sure you're belted in when using it.)

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(Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?)
 
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gigantikok: [quote author=aj2181 link=board=meetgreet;num=1062222741;start=40#41 date=08/31/03 at 13:06:13]Isn't it amazing and kinda infuriating how cars are built like shit today and cost twice what they're worth.

I'm gettin a little off topic....pardon me.[/quote]
I do miss chrome bumpers, they used to look sooo cool on certain cars. :( It also sucks how cars are practically made out of aluminum and plastic nowadays. Oh well...
 

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gigantikok: Exactly! My '73 Buick Electra (deuce-and-a-quarter) had front and back (wrap-around) chrome bumpers with a hard strip of rubber in the center of each. This makes it WONDERFUL to "tap" whatever you're up against -- and it's so long, you're up against lots of stuff!
 
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rikter8: I drive several cars:
2002 Pontiac TransAM LS6/WS6 Ram Air
1990 Pontiac Bonneville - 3800 (Modified)
1999 GMC Sierra "Shorty" 4X4 5.3L (Modified)

Why?
Because I like to eat up the expressway at 160mph and love every minute.
Because I like to tweak and tune on the weekends.
Because I like showing these kids with all the glowing lights and big bolt on wings who's still the boss, and that no nitrous oxide bottle can help them.
Because I want to uphold the american traditions born from the auto industry Right here in Michigan.

Preverbial Big Penis driving around town?
Mabee - but I know alot of people that would sure like to be riding along.
 
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hawl: I don't know if there's any correlation between car choice and penis size ???. If there is, it might be difficult to find, because cultural, regional, and vocational influences are gonna influence car choice as well. I have at times wondered to myself, "If guys with flashy cars are 'compensating', and I don't even have a license, I must be even bigger than I thought!" :D. Unlike many Americans, I have the privilege of living in an urban area with great public transportation. If the powers that be encouraged and facilitated more of the U.S. population shifting to public transportation, we would not have to pay so much attention to the annoying and deadly Middle East and its no doubt dwindling oil reserves :( :mad:.
 
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Charles88: I drive a 2003 SL 55 AMG. I received it as an 18th birthday present from my father, who collects cars. I love it to death. And by me driving this car, I am not trying to compensate for anything.
 
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hard2hide: My car is a totally classless 10 year old bare bones sub-compact. It is in like new condition and gets 36 mpg.
 
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aj2181: [quote author=jerkin4-10 link=board=meetgreet;num=1062222741;start=40#42 date=08/31/03 at 14:29:52]you guys are ALL wrong!...its not the type of car...its the amount of ACCESSORIES on the car that make your dick bigger...just wanted to clear that up... :D[/quote]


Is that directed at me and my OnStar prey tell ;D
 
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H8Monga: A friend of mine bought an old fixer-upper Porsche recently and he and I were playing around with ideas for a license plate relating to overcompensating for his size with the car...
"PENI5NV" "TNYPP" "4MYLIL1" "MOINCHZ" for example...
 
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gwilson: When I'm not going by bus or train, or just plain old walking, I have a Smart car that takes me where I wanna go - and they've gotta be one of the smallest cars around :D

so its definitely nothing to do with compensating for what I have.. a little more to do with my environmentally-friendliness

Coco 8)
(its been a while)
 
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hung: Dodge Ram Pickup (two wheel drive). 1998 Model.

Standard Cab.
 
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Charles88: If I am going on trips that requires me to carry an amount of luggage that I can't put in my Mercedes, I have a Yukon Denali XL. It is a great car and it can hold a shit load. And If I can't fly on the plane, there is always the chauffer to do the driving.
 
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bblumbee: 2003 CTS and a 1997 Lincoln Mark VII LSC. I suppose I like the ride and the power under the hood - absolutely nothing to do with penis envy, but then of course how could it? :)
 
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wvalady1968: [quote author=Charles88 link=board=meetgreet;num=1062222741;start=40#57 date=09/02/03 at 14:45:00]If I am going on trips that requires me to carry an amount of luggage that I can't put in my Mercedes, I have a Yukon Denali XL. It is a great car and it can hold a shit load. And If I can't fly on the plane, there is always the chauffer to do the driving.[/quote]

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