Penis Size Argument Leads to Death

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  1. larrynkd

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    A group of gentlemen patronizing a bar in South Africa got into a heated debate about race and penis size. When words failed to persuade either side into conceding to their opponents' view, guns were used, leaving three dead and two injured.

    A worker at the bar, who requested anonymity for fear of reprisal, said a customer of Indian origin had remarked to a white customer while they were both at the urinal in the bar that his penis was bigger than that of the white customer.

    "After both men returned to their friends, the two groups began swearing at each other before the group of five Indian men left the scene and all returned with firearms. They opened fire and three guys died on the spot. The other two were rushed to St. Augustine's Hospital, where I am told they are critical."

    Indian-White argument over genitals leaves three killed - Sify.com

    I hope we're more civilized on this board!
     
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    that is absolutely crazy!!!!
     
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    I think there are some guys on this site crazy enough to do that.
     
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    I was waiting for a punch line like
    "....so one of the men pulls out a baseball bat sized penis and beat the other man to death with it!"
     
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    Over cock size. Wow.
     
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    I wouldn't say it was only about their penis, it appears that the penis issue was their Franz Ferdinand in this case.
     
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    Just proves how sensitive some guys are over the size of their manhood.
     
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    This is funny as shit. Just goes to show how important precision, accuracy, objectivity, detachment, self-restraint, generosity, and clarity of communication are going to be if you get drunk and need to bring up dick-size in a mixed bar in a very personal way.

    Luckily, we have lpsg to sharpen and develop those skills.
     
  10. Principessa

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    It's just proof that boys are dumb. :rolleyes: :tongue:
    You don't see girls beating up on each other cause one has bigger boobs. :cool:
     
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    no, girls would just conspire to commit murder because one is more popular...:tongue:
     
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    Nah. Just a visit to a plastic surgeon fixes... wait a minute, maybe that's to please men as opposed to settling.... Oh, never mind. Just having a senior moment.

    Thank you for ignoring this.
     
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    this story isn't as bad as the boy who killed himself because he had a small penis (or maybe he thought he had one). his goodbye letter was sad
     
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    haha good point

    not to mention kill or seriously hard another girl because she is more attractive and gets more attention from boys
     
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    One assumes you are both talking about girls rather than women. Mainly because fully grown "women" do not refer to themselves as "girls" (except when talking to each other!) and we most definitely do not refer to any guys we are interested in as "boys" (they are MEN). As such, you will not find grown women beating on each other because one is more popular or is prettier unless that woman is a complete retard.
     
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    I used the term "girls" because I was replying to NJ's post in which she used the terms "boys" & "girls".
     
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    Maybe we will since she is probably out of jail now...

    Texas Mother Gets 15 Years In Murder Plot - New York Times

    And let's not forget Tonya Harding
     
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    Didn't Tonya Harding attack her rival because she was a better skater? And the woman in the story was a 'pageant mom'. One of these women who live their lives vicariously through their daughters. I suspect this woman didn't make it onto the cheerleading squad so she put all her hopes in her daughter. Such women would do anything to ensure their daughters are the most popular girls in school. I suspect they never really grew up themselves because who else would care whether their daughter made it onto a cheerleading squad but a wannabe cheerleader?
     
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