Penis size in the family?

[1222288]

you should ask her....changes nothing...but would give you some insight....and ask how large he was...compared to your own.

Meningreentights: Mom, did you fuck around on dad?
Mom: You little shit! How could you accuse me of that?? Why would you say that??
Meningreentights: Well, you see, I have a ginormous cock, and I was wondering whose DNA I inherited
Mom: WHAT
Meningreentights: So, that's a yes? How did he measure? *spreads hands with varying widths* This big? Thiiiiis big? Because I have 9 thick inches.
Mom: *leaves the house and slams the door behind her. Screeching of tires heard off in the distance*

Yeah, that could work.

 

[BigBen]

Meningreentights: Mom, did you fuck around on dad?
Mom: You little shit! How could you accuse me of that?? Why would you say that??
Meningreentights: Well, you see, I have a ginormous cock, and I was wondering whose DNA I inherited
Mom: WHAT
Meningreentights: So, that's a yes? How did he measure? *spreads hands with varying widths* This big? Thiiiiis big? Because I have 9 thick inches.
Mom: *leaves the house and slams the door behind her. Screeching of tires heard off in the distance*

Yeah, that could work.

Funny...really...not being sarcastic...but that is funny. LOL. But then...lots of ways to ask questions that don't involve insults and profanity....and there really is a good reason to know the past genetics of our relatives....not just where we inherited big dicks or small dicks from...but medical and health histories matter and can help. Besides....not all "cheating" is "cheating"...a LOT of men, if they and their wives can do so discreetly and privately and in total safety...really are fine...happy...thrilled even...to see the real life horse cock of their fantasies and watch their wife react to it and have sex....more common that most would ever admit...but it is happens a LOT.

 

[incher8]

I've only seen my dad soft, but I have him beat. He's seen me hard though

 

[Bigchub01]

Never seen my dad's but one brother is average, one is long, slim and uncut and one is long thick and uncut I'm average thick uncut

 

[deleted808122]

When at the age that we all rummage around in our parents' drawers, besides an interesting collection of porn I came across some polaroid selfies of my folks and their neighbors. Besides being traumatized, I was amused that a friend of theirs was holding a fairly modest dildo between his legs, but impressed by what my dad was sporting.

Yes, parents, hide your shit better and never underestimate your kids' ability to pick shitty locks.

 

[edonline]

Men in my immediate family are my father, older brother, myself and twin brother, and a younger brother. I'm somewhat big as is my twin, same as our father, with the other brothers being slightly smaller. A couple of other big guys on my father's side of the family, but most of the big guys seem to be on my mother's side.

 

[love2compare]

I've only seen my dad soft, but I have him beat. He's seen me hard though

How come he saw you hard ??

 

[notthatguy]

Growing up, my mother was in a long term relationship with a man. We were a merged family.

But damn, all the boys in his family put me to shame even when they were at ages we cannot talk about here.

There were 4 of us male kids and we used to have circle jerks.

 

[BMDUBYA]

My view as a son growing up with an awesome dad, he was bigger in every way. From his height to his heart. Of course as his growing son, I wanted to be just like him in every aspect. Eventually I became taller than him, tried to be as awesome as him. Occasionally we would unashamedly see each other naked, yet no matter the size of either of our penis, I will always hope that I measure up to the man he is.

 

[flaimboy]

I am similar in size to my father, seen only when I was growing up a few times when we were camping and getting changed etc and nowadays when we scuba together before putting on wetsuits over our speedos. My brother (11 years younger) was/is always much larger than myself/us. I'm a grower rather than a shower myself. I'm not sure what he is but I'd expect a shower.

 

[RobMsclCuck]

I’m not sure about patterns - I’m not hung at all, dad isn’t much bigger than me yet bro I bigger than us both.

Same situation with us. How strange but interesting.

 

[aliuel]

I’m much smaller than my dad who is average/large.

Saw my uncle in the changing room once though and he was tiny.
Funny how genetics work!

 

[amazzzed2]

Funny...really...not being sarcastic...but that is funny. LOL. But then...lots of ways to ask questions that don't involve insults and profanity....and there really is a good reason to know the past genetics of our relatives....not just where we inherited big dicks or small dicks from...but medical and health histories matter and can help. Besides....not all "cheating" is "cheating"...a LOT of men, if they and their wives can do so discreetly and privately and in total safety...really are fine...happy...thrilled even...to see the real life horse cock of their fantasies and watch their wife react to it and have sex....more common that most would ever admit...but it is happens a LOT.

I absolutely agree. Much more common than most people realize.

 

[Leo0410]

Dad 16cm
I 17