. . . I stuffed my pants before the meeting and the day after our meeting their rates dropped significantly.
The importance of a big bulge, whether real or imagined, cannot be discounted. History has countless examples.
I read that the French won victory after victory during the Napoleonic Wars because his enemies thought he was hung like a horse. When word got out from Elba that he was actually hung like a mouse, the Allies took heart and spanked him like a little baby at Waterloo. Even the French soldiers fought half-heartedly for their petit Emperor after they heard the news.
Prudish translators of the Bible have long maintained that little David slew the giant Goliath with his mighty sling shot. Not true. Biblical scholars have recently let out that Goliath actually had a teenie wienie and David had a monster-sized wang. David simply lifted his loin cloth and Goliath died of fright and humiliation.
Although it's not the same thing, everyone knows that the collapse of the Third Reich occurred when the Allies spread the word that Hitler had only one testicle. With the laughter ringing throughout Berlin, Hitler shut himself up in his bunker, shot his mistress Eva Braun for spilling the beans, then committed suicide. He then had his body burned to hide the evidence.
There is no denying the power in negotiation of a big schwanz.