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"I just needed another six inches," so says Brooke Burns. In this case the 5' 9" ex-Baywatch babe was referring to her bottoming out in a swimming pool back in November. But her comment got me wondering. Having just rented the atrocious movie Band Camp in which totally hot actress Arielle Kebbel snaps, "I've seen it, I wasn't impressed," negative penis size references got my male ego in a fluster. Are we males getting "short changed" in the movies?
For every well hung reference such as the character Meat back in the old Porky movies, there seem to be a dozen miniscule-tiny-micro- phallus remarks on camera, usually uttered by an attractive female lead to a dazed and bewildered male protagonist equipped with the male seductive powers of a lampost. Is this just my imagination at work or is there an evil female body politic at work here exploiting the most sensitive of all male issues, his wanger?
Of course I have always been a human dichotomy, rediculously well-endowed and with the aformentioned male seductive powers of a lampost. Nevertheless, I ask this board to search their collective movie base and post all movie verbal and visual penis size references.
Example: From the low budget cult favorite The Van; "Uh, your..ah...bigger than Duggan..." "Really...bigger than Duggan?!" In this case a well- endowed albeit scrawny dweeb ends up seducing the major ta-ta-ed girlfriend of a muscle dude with the intellect of a 1977 Chevy Van.
You get the idea.
For every well hung reference such as the character Meat back in the old Porky movies, there seem to be a dozen miniscule-tiny-micro- phallus remarks on camera, usually uttered by an attractive female lead to a dazed and bewildered male protagonist equipped with the male seductive powers of a lampost. Is this just my imagination at work or is there an evil female body politic at work here exploiting the most sensitive of all male issues, his wanger?
Of course I have always been a human dichotomy, rediculously well-endowed and with the aformentioned male seductive powers of a lampost. Nevertheless, I ask this board to search their collective movie base and post all movie verbal and visual penis size references.
Example: From the low budget cult favorite The Van; "Uh, your..ah...bigger than Duggan..." "Really...bigger than Duggan?!" In this case a well- endowed albeit scrawny dweeb ends up seducing the major ta-ta-ed girlfriend of a muscle dude with the intellect of a 1977 Chevy Van.
You get the idea.