Penis Size References In Movies

[arktrucker]

There are a lot of references out there but I can't belive my favorite hasn't been mentioned.

Young Frankenstein.. when they are talking about the design of the monster and how big he would be. Teri Garr says 'he will have an emense schwanztiga, Dr.' and it was proved later with Madeline Kahn singing 'Sweet Mystery of Life' on their honeymoon.

 

[Rihanna]

Nevertheless, I ask this board to search their collective movie base and post all movie verbal and visual penis size references.

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[Manraker]

In Bachelor Party, also starring Tom Hanks, there is a funny scene at Chippendales when one of the very hot dancers places his allegedly huge schlong on a platter pretending it is salami or something and one of the girls pulls on it. Alas, it not actually shown, but the reference is certainly there.

 

[chrstphrrr]

I'll never forget boning up the first time I watched "Blazing Saddles" and from the blackness of the screen :biggrin1: you hear Lily von Schtoop ask Cleavon Little if it's true what they say about black men, then the sound of the unzipping of his pants, followed by her nearly breathless: "It's twoo....IT'S TWOOOO!"

 

[VTAce]

There's that brilliant scene in Big where Tom Hanks wakes up in the body of a man and goes to the mirror, looks into his underwear and says "wow!"

There's a similar scene in "Spider-Man" after Peter Parker has been bitten by the spider. His Aunt hears him banging around in the bedroom (he knocked over the lamp trying out his web spinners) and knocks on his door and asks if he's OK:

Peter: I'm fine, just going through some changes...(looks down into pants) BIG changes!

A couple of TV ones:

The sitcom "Still Standing" did an episode about how large Brian, the teenage son, was hung. He was embarassed in the locker room and the parents thought it was because he was small or a "late bloomer" when actually he's a future LPSG member:

Bill (father): You can't let it get bother you, Brian. Everyone is different. There's always going to be somebody swinging the bigger bat.
Brian: Yeah.....but why does it have to be me?

"Family Guy" also did a similar episode about Chris being well-hung where Peter was very, very jealous.

On "The Golden Girls," Blanche was handing out copies of a homemade calendar, "The Men of Blanche's Boudoir," as christmas gifts. Dorothy flips to one page and lets out a huge, "Wooooah!"

Blanche: Mr. September?
Dorothy: Yes!
Sophia: I'm surprised you were able to walk in October.

In "The Nanny," there was an episode that discussed son Brighton being small.

In the Britcom "Coupling," there are numerous references to Patrick's huge package (..."he's a tripod!").

 

[thatsKEVTASTIC]

my favorite is in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. they are in the restaurant and theyre "dancing" whiile theyre fighting. she is checking him for bombs and she looks down and she says "thats all john, baby." and he does that sexy little smirk. :bowdown: so hot.

 

[nismosimo]

there was an old episode of Mad TV where a politician or something was trying to ban porn and lost the fight. anyways, he was in a porn directors office at the time of his loss and the director offered him a job and the man agreed. so the director said, let me see what I just bought. the man slowly unzipped his pants and the dir. said "come on, it's not a flag, let it hit the floor" so the man pulled it out and you heard a "thump" on the floor.

and let's not forget the movie "Basketball" where Yasmine Bleeth was dodging the 2 huge cocks.

has anyone seen the new American Pie, The Naked Mile? the girls are having "locker room" talk and discussing one boys small package and asking about how big another one is.

in the new movie "Crank" Amy Smart is giving head to Jason Statom and comes up for air and says "oh your big" and later they show some Asian girls talking about his sex scene in public and refer to him as "magnum size."

one of my favorites is the stupid movie "Orgasmo" where a porn director calls Ron Jeremy "pickle dick"

 

[Bulgeinbriefs]

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anyone one remember anymore size references in movies ou shows?

I recall on the NEXT show on MTV where one of the guys brags about having a big one and when the girl "nexts" him he says she is missing out on a big cock. Then the guys in the bus get curious and ask if it is true. He says it is and shows them. You don't see anything but the guys make the "oh i see" face.

 

[Bulgeinbriefs]

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[28126]

In Will & Grace, there is an episode where Jack is auditioning for a corpse in 6 Feet Under, but he gets a little excited during the audition.

Karen asks 'So it was more like 5 1/2 feet under?'

Jack yells 'DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME!'

 

[D_Aude_Eos]

In the "Longest Yard" remake.

They talk about one prisonmate's endowment in the showers.
And then when they look through the cups for the footbal game they pull out a huge one and hand it to him to which one of the characters reply "It might be a little small" (or something to that effect)

 

[Dirtypop8]

here is the clip from the bachelor party.

YouTube - BACHELOR PARTY HILARIOUS SCENE!!!

 

[dpe01]

There's a bar scene in "The Last Seduction" where Mike (Peter Berg) is trying to chat up man-eater Bridget (Linda Fiorentino) and tells her "I'm hung like a horse". She promptly unzips him and feels inside his pants to confirm it.

(An excellent movie incidentally, aside from this scene!)

 

[dpe01]

There's a scene in little known gay movie "The Sum of Us" in which Russell Crowe's character Jeff is dressed for his night out, and his father comments on the size of his "package", to which Jeff replies "If you've got it, flaunt it" or something along those lines.

It's quite a nice and sexy little movie actually.

Also in "The Maverick", towards the end Mel Gibson's character is taking a bath, and his father is in a separate bath alongside him, and a female character walks past and looks down at them both and says "such a splendid similarity" or something similar.

 

[dpe01]

In "Bedazzled", one of the reincarnations of Brendan Fraser's character Elliot is a burly basketball player. He thinks all is well with his new body until he looks down and discovers he's got a small cock.

(Terrible movie BTW.)

 

[NYMrRight]

In the TV series "Just Shoot Me," the plot of one entire episode centered around David Spade's character being exceptionally well-endowed.

 

[Bulgeinbriefs]

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[D_Harry_Sphincter]

In the TV series "Just Shoot Me," the plot of one entire episode centered around David Spade's character being exceptionally well-endowed.

Oh god I remember that one. Love that line from Elliot when he's still in shock and talking to Jack...

"Ever see....uhhh....a tree..........with, uhhhhh,....an exceptionally large.....limb? That just didn't fit?"

 

[orgelman]

In ‘Die, Mommie, Die!’ Jason Priestly plays a well hung bi-stud who lays a number of the cast. There are numerous comments about his endowment. Also has nice shots of Priestly (clothed) and cute actor Stark Sands.

In ‘Murder by Numbers’ Ryan Gosling plays a cocky, wealthy high school student. A female detective mentions his size 14 shoes and later in the conversation she asks why he says all of the students are jealous of him. He gives her a dirty grin and says “Let’s just say I’m blessed in a number of ways.”

 

[D_Carroll Condomripper]

Along Came Polly.....Ben Stiller and Debra Messing are on honeymoon at a nude beach.....Debra Messing eventually sleeps with the guy with the "big boat" while still on honeymoon.