penis size vs nails - THEORY

[maxcok]

I tend to agree with Middle Eastern to a degree in that fom a mans nails I can predict if he is cut or uncut. Usually and I say USUALLY, long thin (not referring to the thickness of the nail but fom one side of the finger to the other) thumb nail indicate an uncut cock and a wide flat thumb nail indicates a cut cock. This is not carved in stone but the majority of the time it works.

So you're saying that the shape of a man's thumbnail changes as a result of being circumcised?

Fascinating theory. Who woulda thought you could top the OP?

 

[B_Nicodemous]

When I came across this forum few weeks back I said to myself this could be the best place to discuss the subject above. I discovered my theory by chance but the more I put it into practice the more I become convinced.

To find out if the guy has a big penis or a small one, I look at his finger nails!
Flat (or semi-flat) nails = big penis (and usually thick too)
Perfect U-shape nails = small penis (toothpick)

Of course my theory above cannot predict exact measurements but just an indication and it continues to surprise me every time I put it into practice. From that I developed a fetish for hands and feet.

Did anybody else develop such theory?

Holy Shit!!! I have three flat nails and 2 u shaped nails per hand! And I AM a bit above average! Dear lord but your theory is accurate! I mean what else could explain that? Coincidence? Randomness? Chaos Theory? No!!! It has to be your theory!!

But wait! There's more...

I tend to agree with Middle Eastern to a degree in that fom a mans nails I can predict if he is cut or uncut. Usually and I say USUALLY, long thin (not referring to the thickness of the nail but fom one side of the finger to the other) thumb nail indicate an uncut cock and a wide flat thumb nail indicates a cut cock. This is not carved in stone but the majority of the time it works.

I am uncut, and I have thin fingers with corresponding thin (distance from one side to the other) nails! I had NO IDEA tat my parents leaving me intact would alter the shape of my digits!!! How do you to come up with these things? It's like you have a direct link into the inner workings of the mysterious workings of the universe. Spooky...

Between the two of you, why I bet you can come up with a Unified Field Theorem!

i have discovered that the closer the head of the cock is to the kneecap, the bigger the cock is. so shorter distance between cock and kneecap = big dick. anybody else ever notice this freaky phenomenon?

^Or we can go with this... :biggrin1:The Nobel prize for science goes to tsgilrsrgreat! Lol

This has got to be one of the dumbest threads ever, but it did give me a chuckle...:tongue:

 

[SirConcis]

Shape of nails does not affect circumcision status. But ther may still be a corrolation. If a guy has arab traits, the odds of him being cut are much higher than if he has scandinavian ones.


With regards to size. One of these days, there will be funding for research on what DNA portions affect penis size and whether those same DNA fragment also affect the size of other body parts.

 

[B_thickjohnny]

I bite my nails. Does it say anything about that?

I think it means you can self suck!?

I have a good friend with huge thumb nails - flat and take up almost all the space from the second knuckle down and his cock is huge as well. A friend of mine had this theory years ago and so far it seems to play out. My ex is 6'2, wears size 45 shoes but has thin fingers and strange thumb nails - very curved from the tip to the cuticle and thin (from side to side). He has a below average cock with a hard curve upwards.

I have, what I think are average nails, no curve forward so relatively flat. My cock is 7" and is perfectly straight - my cock, not me. :biggrin1:

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

I tend to agree with Middle Eastern to a degree in that fom a mans nails I can predict if he is cut or uncut. Usually and I say USUALLY, long thin (not referring to the thickness of the nail but fom one side of the finger to the other) thumb nail indicate an uncut cock and a wide flat thumb nail indicates a cut cock. This is not carved in stone but the majority of the time it works.

since one is done (circumcision) long after the other (nail shape) is determined, this may be the, what's the word?? oh yeah, ridiculous thing posted.

 

[B_Nicodemous]

since one is done (circumcision) long after the other (nail shape) is determined, this may be the, what's the word?? oh yeah, ridiculous thing posted.

ROTFLMAO!!!!:lmao:

 

[Calboner]

I tend to agree with Middle Eastern to a degree in that fom a mans nails I can predict if he is cut or uncut. Usually and I say USUALLY, long thin (not referring to the thickness of the nail but fom one side of the finger to the other) thumb nail indicate an uncut cock and a wide flat thumb nail indicates a cut cock. This is not carved in stone but the majority of the time it works.

All right, time to end my subscription to this thread, before the stupid causes my brain to burst into flame.

 

[maxcok]

^ Are you dismissing my doorknob theory? #19

 

[B_Nicodemous]

^ Are you dismissing my doorknob theory? #19

I for one am not disissing your doorknob theory! lol I'd say it stands side by side with tsgirlsrgreat's cockhead to knee theory!:biggrin1:

Nobel Prizes to you both for these scientific dicscoveries!!!:biggrin1::tongue:

To the OP: I would say these are a tad more realiable than your theory...just a tad...

 

[B_thickjohnny]

I thought for sure we'd see pics of thumbs and cocks. :lmao:

 

[Middle_Eastern]

I thought for sure we'd see pics of thumbs and cocks. :lmao:

Thank you for sharing these pictures. I appreciate your approach.

 

[Middle_Eastern]

CLARIFICATION !

On the other hand, I was away from this forum during my holiday and unfortunately I came back to find several sarcastic posts. I say, we all use certain indications to help us identify something. It may be relevant or and it may not. But seriously it never failed me, how?

First let me clarify this:
1) I am referring to a perfect "n" shape nail (not just curvy) for the thumb and the big toe to indicate a short penis.
2) Of course the majority of us have curved nails. And these are not the nails I was referring to for short penis. But the more flat the nails are, the more it indicates to me the penis is long.
3) Having the ring finger and the pinkie very curvy or in "n" shape doesn't indicate a thing.

I'd appreciate more constructive answers and openminded debate than just making fun of something you don't know about. Thanks to all.

 

[D_Hammond Happydipper]

When I came across this forum few weeks back I said to myself this could be the best place to discuss the subject above. I discovered my theory by chance but the more I put it into practice the more I become convinced.

To find out if the guy has a big penis or a small one, I look at his finger nails!
Flat (or semi-flat) nails = big penis (and usually thick too)
Perfect U-shape nails = small penis (toothpick)

Of course my theory above cannot predict exact measurements but just an indication and it continues to surprise me every time I put it into practice. From that I developed a fetish for hands and feet.

Did anybody else develop such theory?

semi-U shape here

I do not think 8"bpel & thick is small.. and thats not even 100%
I had a nice MW that was bigger then, that nice how that works.. it felt full also. :frown1:

 

[Kunta Rae Rae]

I just so happen to run across this blog and am fascinated that my theory is not alone. I've been conducting this test for almost 20 years. I totally agree with this theory...here is my theory.

You can tell a mans penis size by the circumference of his nail bed. This theory also takes into consideration the meat around the nail bed considering some men bite their nails and basing anything on the nail bed could become challenging. So looking at the whole gamete is appropriate...If the nail is fat including the meat around the nail bed can determine the girth. There is nothing to determine the length unless you have done a background check...like asking...were you a fat kid (not husky)? Because fat cells contain estrogen, my part II theory to knowing the size of a penis is based on childhood obesity. If you were a fat kid perhaps that could have stunted the growth of your penis and therefore, your penis wasn't able to meet maximum length due to the amount of estrogen exposure. I know I am like seven years too late for this conversation but I was intrigued and compelled to contribute.

 

[622675]

I just so happen to run across this blog and am fascinated that my theory is not alone. I've been conducting this test for almost 20 years. I totally agree with this theory...here is my theory.

You can tell a mans penis size by the circumference of his nail bed. This theory also takes into consideration the meat around the nail bed considering some men bite their nails and basing anything on the nail bed could become challenging. So looking at the whole gamete is appropriate...If the nail is fat including the meat around the nail bed can determine the girth. There is nothing to determine the length unless you have done a background check...like asking...were you a fat kid (not husky)? Because fat cells contain estrogen, my part II theory to knowing the size of a penis is based on childhood obesity. If you were a fat kid perhaps that could have stunted the growth of your penis and therefore, your penis wasn't able to meet maximum length due to the amount of estrogen exposure. I know I am like seven years too late for this conversation but I was intrigued and compelled to contribute.

This is an interesting set of observations.

Developmental mechanisms that result in different penile sizes are complicated. However, it would seem likely those same mechanisms would impact other body features that are developing at the same time.

It would be helpful to have a sketch or two showing the features you are describing.

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

i have discovered that the closer the head of the cock is to the kneecap, the bigger the cock is. so shorter distance between cock and kneecap = big dick. anybody else ever notice this freaky phenomenon?

This theory is better.