OK. Me and a mate from work were dancing in a nightclub. We've often joked about the size of each other's dicks (never seen each others by the way or have any idea) - making a really small shape with our hands etc - blokey ribbing. We were both pretty drunk dancing away and suddenly I feel a hand going up the top of my leg and then feeling my crotch area - it was him! He's totally straight by the way, blokey and has a girlfriend and one of his best friends was also there at the time. I could feel him having a feel, took his hand away and put his fingers together to signify a small cock! I must admit I pack everything together, plus my jeans were not tight and are quite thick material so he probably couldn't feel much. I know he won't say anything to anyone else but knowing that he believes that I've got a small one is really annoying! Apart from showing him it I don't know what else to do.