Penis Songs...

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  1. sean9incher

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    I have decided we should start some 'penis songs'. Just a bit of pure silliness. Feel free to ad your own songs.

    Here is one I wrote. (to be sang to the tune of: Do your ears hang low?)

    Does your cock hang low?
    Does it wobble too and fro?
    Can you tie it in a knot?
    Can you tie it in a bow?
    Does it go flip flop?
    Does it wiggle while you walk?
    Does your cock... hang low...?
     
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    ITYF that Monty Python beat you to it. :biggrin1:
     
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    An actual recorded song comes to mind here...

    Detachable Penis - King Missile :biggrin1:
     
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    There is a new song Cisco Adler has a new song about his balls called "My Balls".

    "My balls world famous
    Your balls poor and nameless
    My balls hang to my knees
    Your balls two little peas
    My balls front page news
    Your balls better pay their dues
    My balls fly first class
    Your balls they sit in the back"

    Mickey Avalon has song called "My Dick"
     
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    "Enormous Penis" as sung by Da Vinci's Notebook and featured on the Bob and Tom Show. Classic.

    Whenever life gets you down
    Keeps you wearing a frown
    And the gravy train has left you behind
    And when you're all out of hope
    Down at the end of your rope
    And nobody's there to throw you a line

    If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
    Come on and take a walk in my shoes
    Never worry bout a thing
    Got the world on a string
    Cus I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

    I take a look at my enormous penis
    And my troubles start a-meltin' away
    I take a look at my enormous penis
    And the happy times are coming to stay

    I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
    And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
    I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis
    And everything is goin' my way
     
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