Tell us a good Penis story. Ill go first: Last weekend my wife and I attended a wedding. At the reception, after one-too-many speeches, the bride stood up and gave a nice toast to all the guests. She summed by saying this has been an amazing day I have so much to be thankful for Id like for all of you to take a moment, close your eyes, and think about something you are thankful for today . There was a brief quiet moment, and then the bride opened her eyes, raised her glass, and said, Thank you all for sharing this day with us. Everyone took a sip of whatever they happened to be drinking, the bride sat down, and then the MC said something. Just at that moment, my wife, who can be a bit wild and sometimes adventurous in the bedroom, but is usually reserved and a bit proper outside of it, leans over to me (after 2 or 3 glasses of wine, mind you) and whispers in my ear, Im thankful that you have a big, beautiful penis. Then she slides her hand under the table cloth, up my thigh, and gives my dick a good squeeze then she says, again whispering, Maybe Ill give you a blowjob on the way home in the car. I am, of course, surprised by all this, but totally loving it. Just for the record, there was no BJ on the drive home, but she did suck me nearly into a coma the next morning something for which I was very thankful.