Penis Study

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    In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it.
    After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
    After the US published the study, France decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
    Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.:biggrin1:
     
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    The Polish study sounds ridiculous! I have no idea what that means!

    These studies are kinda pointless. Why not ask, why do we have two ears and not one? Why two eyes when we only have one mouth?!
     
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    Well. to begin with the premise is faulty that the head of the cock is larger. Indeed , it can be larger in some instances; yet, it can be smaller in many other instances. I think from a scientific perspective, studying such a concept would be meaningless. In my case , just as an example, the head of my cock is probably the same size as my shaft..so the whole process is kind of pointless, don't you agree?:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    you do realize that this was a joke? ;)
    there is no such study :eek:
     
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    Dude, it's a joke. Oldie, but a goodie,
     
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    Did you know that you can get a tax deduction for your penis?....Yup! It has two dependents that are both nuts, It's next door neighbor is an asshole and It's best friend is a pussy!
     
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    lol good 1.
     
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    A pussy is like a personal Bank : All Deposits Welcome---- No Withdrawls !!!!
     
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    Funny as hell!
     
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    Sure I do, but sometimes it is fun beating a dead horse!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    How will you make a woman scream,10 minutes after orgasm.
    Cleanse you penis with curtain.
     
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