Penis tax

[991902]

TAX THOSE TWIG DICKS HAHA

 

[rtg]

As we all know a small penis is a mockery to masculinity and the male sex in general. Sex with a small penis is a very demeaning and a psychologically harmful experience to women and gay men. Small penises are a blight upon society. They ruin lives. They need to pay.

That's why I'm proposing a tax. A penis tax.

For every 1/8th of an inch your dick is below 7 inches, you tax rate will increase by five percent. Once you reach 100%, you will have the choice of being voluntarily castrated and rendered permanently impotent, or can pay 100% or more of your income in taxes.

What do you guys think of this?

Can big penis guys who are complete douches get in on the tax too? Like the guys who think they are entitled to everything just cos they have a big dick? They are a waste of a big dick imo.

Maybe there can be a big dick lottery (like the green card lottery) and once the big dick douches reach their 100% they get castrated and the lottery winner gets their dick.

 

[hivelpsg]

That's a good idea.
Better would be if men had to wear transparent shorts / jeans. That way you instantly know who's the alpha in the room and woman can skip the small ones without wasting their time. Life is short.

 

[991902]

That's a good idea.
Better would be if men had to wear transparent shorts / jeans. That way you instantly know who's the alpha in the room and woman can skip the small ones without wasting their time. Life is short.

True dat

 

[Galloper]

Wally would be in charge of the assessment for the tax?

 

[ronin001]

Lets not start assessing penalties for boxy part development.
If a Government can mandate a new Tax law for small penises, then the same Government can assess a Luxury tax on Penises over, lets say 7.5 inches. No different than buying a Jaguar when a Hyundai will get you from point A to B just as well

 

[geitjeshoeder]

I can read the headlines now: "Thanks to guys with micropenisses we've gotten more cops and firemen."

 

[Galloper]

I can read the headlines now: "Thanks to guys with micropenisses we've gotten more cops and firemen."

Firmen would be tax free, they use big hoses for work.

 

[Doranq]

If Wally was in charge, the suicide rates from having a small dick would sky rocket much much higher than whatever it is currently.

That would be an interesting pr issue to have to handle.

 

[991902]

Wally would be in charge of the assessment for the tax?

Agreed haha tho idk if we should put a small dick in charge of such an important task

 

[JackDoff]

Tax short guys too - anyone under 6 foot (alpha territory) pays per 1 inch under

and fat guys too - no way you're an alpha with a large pair of moobs and a big fat gut

 

[scallylad85]

surely we should tax per inch! that way it would shut all you wanna be alpha's up who claim to be hung and actually only pack 6 inches!!

 

[scallylad85]

surely we should tax per inch! that way it would shut all you wanna be alpha's up who claim to be hung and actually only pack 6 inches!!

c'mon guys, publish your tax returns !!

 

[Doranq]

Tax short guys too - anyone under 6 foot (alpha territory) pays per 1 inch under

and fat guys too - no way you're an alpha with a large pair of moobs and a big fat gut

What about sumo wrestlers?

 

[JackDoff]

What about sumo wrestlers?

Whist they're revered by their fans that down to a cultural thing. I personally don't admire them and given the size of their bodies who knows what size cock they have. I doubt they can even remember seeing it themselves.