Penis Tricks?

[luckyinky]

Does anyone know any funny penis tricks? I don't really have any, except the one Dane Cook talked about... anyone ever tried the cashew? My friend does do this bubble thing with a testicle too, but I don't exactly have that one down.

Sorry if this is the wrong forum...

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

When I was a kid I used to blow air into the end of my dick and queef it out until I was told it was dangerous.

 

[luckyinky]

When I was a kid I used to blow air into the end of my dick and queef it out until I was told it was dangerous.

Oww, that seems like it could hurt.

 

[Chuck64]

"Liars & Cougars & Bears, OH MY!"
--Chuck64

I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!

I'm just an elitist cunt, don't take it personally. You come up with the best one-liners here, bar none (extends hand).

 

[Chuck64]

I'm just an elitist cunt, don't take it personally. You come up with the best one-liners here, bar none (extends hand).

That was a quote from Sally Field's 1984 (85?) Oscar speech. Either you're ignoring the reference, or she's one of the few worn-out old broads you haven't put on your list.

You pretend to be an "elitist cunt" (the ladies will beat you for using that term later). I know who you really are.

And that dick-queef thing is just freaky. I'd keep that to myself from now on.

 

[KoolKat]

I can open a jar of pickles with mine!!

:tongue:

 

[Tenderhook]

Spinning it like a propeller. Still do it sometimes, clockwise and counterclockwise. :biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

I can open a jar of pickles with mine!!

:tongue:

Pickles!!!! Holy shit. You should go on tour.. the circus loves selling pickles.. you could make millions

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

You pretend to be an "elitist cunt" (the ladies will beat you for using that term later). I know who you really are.

Uh-oh, time to move again!

 

[D_alex8]

Sometimes, if I'm feeling lazy, I send my cock out of the house on its own, and it always brings back some cute fuckable guy. :wink:

*tsk, if only....*

 

[Matthew]

It's done many, many, many a trick.


And some of them were funny indeed.

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

If we're talking about what we used to be able to do, I have a lot of tricks. As of now, the only thing I can still do is make it do is is the metranome, it ain't easy, and I hardly can do it.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Sometimes, if I'm feeling lazy, I send my cock out of the house on its own, and it always brings back some cute fuckable guy. :wink:

*tsk, if only....*

(cues up "Detachable Penis")

 

[carter2006]

My penis can make an elephant disappear and pull rabbits from top hats.

 

[nudepaul]

Sometimes, if I'm feeling lazy, I send my cock out of the house on its own, and it always brings back some cute fuckable guy. :wink:

*tsk, if only....*

I've often done that too - Petey likes to get excited and that draws in the guys.:naughty: There was a cute one at the beach yesterday.

 

[oldman9x7]

When there was someone to show off to, I used to pull my cock and balls back between my legs and walk around looking either female or peterless (includes balls).

Gramps

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

When there was someone to show off to, I used to pull my cock and balls back between my legs and walk around looking either female or peterless (includes balls).

Gramps

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[bklynbigballs]

I can make mine disappear inside my boyfriend's ass...or mouth. Hours of fun!

 

[Pappy]

I can make mine sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead and I can make it disappear.