Penis Tricks?

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  1. luckyinky

    luckyinky New Member

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    Does anyone know any funny penis tricks? I don't really have any, except the one Dane Cook talked about... anyone ever tried the cashew? My friend does do this bubble thing with a testicle too, but I don't exactly have that one down.

    Sorry if this is the wrong forum...
     
  2. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    When I was a kid I used to blow air into the end of my dick and queef it out until I was told it was dangerous.
     
  3. luckyinky

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    Oww, that seems like it could hurt.
     
  4. Chuck64

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    I've wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!
     
  5. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    I'm just an elitist cunt, don't take it personally. You come up with the best one-liners here, bar none (extends hand).
     
  6. Chuck64

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    That was a quote from Sally Field's 1984 (85?) Oscar speech. Either you're ignoring the reference, or she's one of the few worn-out old broads you haven't put on your list.

    You pretend to be an "elitist cunt" (the ladies will beat you for using that term later). I know who you really are.

    And that dick-queef thing is just freaky. I'd keep that to myself from now on.
     
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    I can open a jar of pickles with mine!!

    :tongue:
     
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    Spinning it like a propeller. Still do it sometimes, clockwise and counterclockwise. :biggrin1:
     
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    Pickles!!!! Holy shit. You should go on tour.. the circus loves selling pickles.. you could make millions:cool:
     
  10. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Uh-oh, time to move again!
     
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    Sometimes, if I'm feeling lazy, I send my cock out of the house on its own, and it always brings back some cute fuckable guy. :wink:

    *tsk, if only....* :cool:
     
  12. Matthew

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    It's done many, many, many a trick.


    And some of them were funny indeed.


    :cool:
     
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    If we're talking about what we used to be able to do, I have a lot of tricks. As of now, the only thing I can still do is make it do is is the metranome, it ain't easy, and I hardly can do it.:cool:
     
  14. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    (cues up "Detachable Penis")
     
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    My penis can make an elephant disappear and pull rabbits from top hats.
     
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    I've often done that too - Petey likes to get excited and that draws in the guys.:naughty: There was a cute one at the beach yesterday.
     
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    When there was someone to show off to, I used to pull my cock and balls back between my legs and walk around looking either female or peterless (includes balls).

    Gramps
     
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    I can make mine disappear inside my boyfriend's ass...or mouth. Hours of fun!
     
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    I can make mine sit up, lie down, roll over, play dead and I can make it disappear.
     
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