Penis washing gets stimulus money

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  1. Pitbull

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    If I stop washing will they give me that money?
     
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    "Stimulus money". hahahahaha
     
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    my tax dollars at work
     
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    Back in the 1970s, when gay papers started being published in London, a charity ran ads promoting penis-washing with soap and water after sex to combat the spread of STDs. This was pre-hiv and was mainly concerned with gonorrhea and syphilis. It makes sense to me.

    If such a simple idea could diminish the spread of hiv it's $800,000 well spent.
     
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    Do this include ball washing? Lewis Black's bit on this is very funny.
     
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    I should invent a machine.
    There must be a fortune to be made here by combining genital washing with stimulus cash.

    There already is a very good item that can be used and they were giving them out for free.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRs44nBaJI0
     
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    yeah! it's obvious who got stimulated by my money and it wasn't here in the states. that amount could have hired two or three police officers here in northern California.
     
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    $800,000 to pay 2 or 3 policemen? Man, I want that job.
     
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    $800,000 for washing African penises? Where do I apply for that job?
     
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    Sorry.
    They have to wash their own.

    All the money is for soap.
    African penises need a lot of soap for full coverage
     
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    :frown1:

    Oh well, the article says...

    ...to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

    ...so I might still apply for a teaching position. :smile:

    I'll take a very 'hands-on' approach. :biggrin1:
     
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