I've always kinda hated people, ok maybe not hated, but heavily disliked, however this stuff pushes me over the edge. What ever happened to being accountable for your own lives? I mean seriously, if in this day and age you don't understand that certain things are harmful to you and should be avoided, maybe it is time to find a big island and start dropping people off via boat.
I'll take the first load over and start with the "Hollywood makes me feel fat so I need to starve myself" people, that way I can fit more and don't have to worry about provide a mid-cruise meal.
These people have made it on the "get on the boat" list so far.
People eat at fast food joints because they make well.......tasty food with lots of fat in it and then sue them.
Airlines cannot charge people for their fat asses taking up an entire row or they get sued.
Mcdonalds has hot coffee that burns people, gets sued because people are too stupid to use a cupholder.
Smokers kill people and the evil marketing of big tobacco targets kids so it must be their fault let's sue them too.
Bartenders need to babysit their customers so they don’t drive off and kill someone and then end up getting sued.
Heavy Metal music seems to be ok for the rest of us in the general population, but a couple strung out kids blow their heads off and the parents don't want to see or look at how they fucked up, so they sue.
I'll take the first load over and start with the "Hollywood makes me feel fat so I need to starve myself" people, that way I can fit more and don't have to worry about provide a mid-cruise meal.
These people have made it on the "get on the boat" list so far.
People eat at fast food joints because they make well.......tasty food with lots of fat in it and then sue them.
Airlines cannot charge people for their fat asses taking up an entire row or they get sued.
Mcdonalds has hot coffee that burns people, gets sued because people are too stupid to use a cupholder.
Smokers kill people and the evil marketing of big tobacco targets kids so it must be their fault let's sue them too.
Bartenders need to babysit their customers so they don’t drive off and kill someone and then end up getting sued.
Heavy Metal music seems to be ok for the rest of us in the general population, but a couple strung out kids blow their heads off and the parents don't want to see or look at how they fucked up, so they sue.
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