People and accountability/doesn't exist

[D_Marazion Analdouche]

Shit, where do I sign up?

*Beats Wartrac's ass while back is turned*

This thread just got a lot more interesting than my OP........

Excuse me as I run to walmart and buy a slip-n-slide and a gallon of baby oil.

 

[earllogjam]

Everything you list here points at the legal community/lawsuits. I'm sure John Edwards is particularly admirable on your list. Edwards and his ilk need a little of this: :smashfreakB:

This reminds me of all the dead lawyer jokes I've heard.

Q. What's the difference between a dead lawyer on the road and a dead snake on the road?

A. The snake has skid marks on it.

Budumpum.

 

[nudeyorker]

This thread just got a lot more interesting than my OP........

Excuse me as I run to walmart and buy a slip-n-slide and a gallon of baby oil.

Well I would be careful on that slip-n-slide not to hurt yourself and if you read the directions carefully a gallon of baby oil is not safe for use with this product.

 

[D_Marazion Analdouche]

Well I would be careful on that slip-n-slide not to hurt yourself and if you read the directions carefully a gallon of baby oil is not safe for use with this product.

Well that would be ironic, I guess I would just have to sue Wham-O for any injuries I sustain.

 

[Drifterwood]

The best thing about lawyers

is that they are guaranteed to fuck you. :smile:

I choose mine with this in mind.

 

[Gillette]

Nudey, how many of us need to be injured doing this for a class action suit?

I'm thinking a mass baby oil bopperbasting extravaganza.

 

[nudeyorker]

Ok I have to share one of my favorite legal stories regarding the subject matter with this thread: Someone was smoking and fell asleep with a lit cigarette and lit him self on fire and sustained burns. He sued the cigarette company, the cigarette lighter company, the manufacturer of the underwear he was wearing (because it was not flame retardant) and all of them settled out of court to avoid negative publicity! If all of them had a backbone and not settled it would most likely have been been over turned and dismissed. All in my opinion. Anyone have an argument?

 

[earllogjam]

Nudey, how many of us need to be injured doing this for a class action suit?

I'm thinking a mass baby oil bopperbasting extravaganza.

I'm in depending on which end the baby oil is going to be ingested.

 

[D_Marazion Analdouche]

Nudey, how many of us need to be injured doing this for a class action suit?

I'm thinking a mass baby oil bopperbasting extravaganza.

I'll just need some advance notice, I always shave 2 hours before attempting group slip-n-slide , baby oil, bopperbasting.

 

[Drifterwood]

Well that would be ironic, I guess I would just have to sue Wham-O for any injuries I sustain.

There's a reason it's called self-abuse.

And on that - Goodnightall.

 

[nudeyorker]

Nudey, how many of us need to be injured doing this for a class action suit?

I'm thinking a mass baby oil bopperbasting extravaganza.

Now that is a deposition I can wrap my arms around!

 

[earllogjam]

Ok I have to share one of my favorite legal stories regarding the subject matter with this thread: Someone was smoking and fell asleep with a lit cigarette and lit him self on fire and sustained burns. He sued the cigarette company, the cigarette lighter company, the manufacturer of the underwear he was wearing (because it was not flame retardant) and all of them settled out of court to avoid negative publicity! If all of them had a backbone and not settled it would most likely have been been over turned and dismissed. All in my opinion. Anyone have an argument?

Nudie,

Doesn't it just cost less to settle than to drag the whole thing thru court and win? It's just a lose lose proposition.

 

[Gillette]

I'm in depending on which end the baby oil is going to be ingested.

I expect it will be everywhere before too long.
Too long? Is there such a thing?

I'll just need some advance notice, I always shave 2 hours before attempting group slip-n-slide , baby oil, bopperbasting.

Mind wanders, wondering the significance of the two hours...

 

[nudeyorker]

Nudie,

Doesn't it just cost less to settle than to drag the whole thing thru court and win? It's just a lose lose proposition.

For the 3M it cost the companies I would have defended it for the percentage.

 

[Drifterwood]

I'm beginning to wonder whether this thread should carry a health warning.

PS - Rob, that's $5000 :tongue:

 

[nudeyorker]

I'm beginning to wonder whether this thread should carry a health warning.

PS - Rob, that's $5000 :tongue:

Rumor has it...there is an ambulance chasing lawyer on the moderating board to avoid such liabilities.

 

[Gillette]

Rumor has it...there is an ambulance chasing lawyer on the moderating board to avoid such liabilities.

No chasing required. After this romp they'll be coming to collect you.

Watch your step getting in, everything's very slick.

 

[B_starinvestor]

Ok I have to share one of my favorite legal stories regarding the subject matter with this thread: Someone was smoking and fell asleep with a lit cigarette and lit him self on fire and sustained burns. He sued the cigarette company, the cigarette lighter company, the manufacturer of the underwear he was wearing (because it was not flame retardant) and all of them settled out of court to avoid negative publicity! If all of them had a backbone and not settled it would most likely have been been over turned and dismissed. All in my opinion. Anyone have an argument?

Lawyer parishes in a car crash at age 40. Shows up at pearly gates in front of St. Peter

St. Peter: Congratulations, you are the first person in Heaven that is 900 years old.

Esquire: What? I'm only 40.

St. Peter: That's impossible. We counted up your billable hours.

 

[nudeyorker]

Lawyer parishes in a car crash at age 40. Shows up at pearly gates in front of St. Peter

St. Peter: Congratulations, you are the first person in Heaven that is 900 years old.

Esquire: What? I'm only 40.

St. Peter: That's impossible. We counted up your billable hours.

:smile:

 

[D_Marazion Analdouche]

Mind wanders, wondering the significance of the two hours...

Need time for the Aloe to work it's way in.

Ooooh I can add that to my clipboard, signing up assitants to help rub in Aloe.