People lying about their size

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  1. Cheeky_monkey

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    Hi guys, I havent been here that long but I was wonderin if you think some ppl lie about the size of their dick on ere. I mean looking at some of the pics on here, I look at what size they put, then wonder how they are measuring it.
    Being honest Im about 8-8.5 inches long and 6-6.5 inches in diameter (got a thick willy, lol)
    Just wonderin wot otha ppl thought, not tryin to start an argument or woteva
     
  2. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    You ain't just whistling Dixie, Cheeky Monkey.
    Your default assumption should be that any claim is at least slightly exaggerated.
    Some prove their size through pics that have been PhotoShopped in ways that bring new dimension to the word incompetent.
    Most just make claims that are totally unsubstantiated.
    There have been threads treating this question, BTW.
    As one of our most regular posters would say, Die Searchen Funkshunen ist Ihre Freinden.
     
  3. D_alex8

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    At least I know you can't be talking about me. :mad: :tongue:
     
  4. rob_just_rob

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  5. BigA

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    I think your right. Some people probably do exaggerate their size. And they still don't compare to me and my 19 inches
     
  6. jeff black

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    You know, it's nice to have this site. I have always felt insecure about my 33.4 inches of man meat dangling between my legs.:rolleyes:
     
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    your german is quite perfect
    at least I realized that it was intended to be German :biggrin1:
     
  8. Lordpendragon

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    You've only been claiming that since you learned that mine is 30 inches - bitch.
     
  9. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Why didn't you tell me sooner, LP? Spladle and I were developing a line of cock accessories -- you know, cock belts, cock boas, etc. Unfortunately he left us before our venture got started, so now I just tie mine around my waist. I have no sense of style.
     
  10. Lordpendragon

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    And I just thought that you were fat.

    I hide mine up my bottom.
     
  11. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    And I just thought you had a big ass.
     
  12. Lordpendragon

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    I do now.
     
  13. jeff black

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    It's all this jelqing and special pills I take. I gained 13 inches in 2 weeks!!
    No, REALLY I did!! It works!!:rolleyes:
     
  14. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    That would explain why you keep passing out whenever you get a hardon. What's your goal? Thirty-six inches? I'm satisfied with my twenty.
     
  15. Lordpendragon

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    My jelqing has been restricted by the length of my arms.
     
  16. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    How refreshing -- a man who knows his own limitations.
     
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    I find that tying a 10 foot rope to the end of my cock and tying the other end to the door, then walking backwards seems to create the most efficient Jelqing position. Helps once you get into the problem of not being able to jelq past your arms.:rolleyes:
     
  18. Lordpendragon

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    Good advice JB - but I think that I am going to have to stop. I am suffering a kind of osmosis - when I started jelqing I was 6'4" now I am 5'10".
     
  19. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Baseball99 isn't here to confirm this, but I think the increased weight of your dick has compressed your vertebrae. Careful, LP, or you'll end up looking like Mickey Rooney with a forty-inch dick.:rolleyes:
     
  20. Lordpendragon

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    Now that is a toughie - trading a 40 inch cock for looking like Mickey Rooney - could be worse - could be Wayne Rooney.
     
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