People lying about their size

[jeff black]

Now that is a toughie - trading a 40 inch cock for looking like Mickey Rooney - could be worse - could be Wayne Rooney.

Or mickey mouse

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Now that is a toughie - trading a 40 inch cock for looking like Mickey Rooney - could be worse - could be Wayne Rooney.

The last time I watched a soccer match was... never. Stick with Mickey.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Or mickey mouse

I always thought that Minnie walked funny.

 

[jeff black]

I always thought that Minnie walked funny.

It's because mickey has long arms...

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

your german is quite perfect
at least I realized that it was intended to be German :biggrin1:

Puhleez, sweet one.
It was close to perfect ... even really, really close ... but no cigar.
The guy is from the Swiss canton of Schwyz.
Highly idiosyncratic German from those guys.
I'll pass on your compliment, though.:biggrin1:

At least I know you can't be talking about me. :tongue:

Well, you're from Uri, right, Heinz?:tongue:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

My jelqing has been restricted by the length of my arms.

Simian appearance but no orangutan, Lord P.?
Maybe next time.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Simian appearance but no orangutan, Lord P.?
Maybe next time.

The jungle VIP :smile:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

The jungle VPL :smile:

Fixed that for you, Lord P.

 

[D_alex8]

Well, you're from Uri, right, Heinz?:tongue:

Indeed, I was born in the tiny village of Geller-bei-Löffelbiegen, where the German usage is even more peculiar.

 

[joe_smith]

I look at what size they put, then wonder how they are measuring it.
Being honest Im about 8-8.5 inches long and 6-6.5 inches in diameter (got a thick willy, lol)

They are probably measuring the same way you are measuring the diameter of you penis LOL.

If you realy had a diameter of of 6.5 then your grith (or circumference; distance around your penis) would be 20.41 inches LMFAO. Well unless you do silicone injections, but from looking at your pic you are no where near 20.41 inches around. So I am asuming you made a mistake and meant 6.5 in circumference. Maybe they did as well lol.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Indeed, I was born in the tiny village of Geller-bei-Löffelbiegen, where the German usage is even more peculiar.

Yes, I understand in Berlin they find your writing very creative.

 

[Cheeky_monkey]

They are probably measuring the same way you are measuring the diameter of you penis LOL.

If you realy had a diameter of of 6.5 then your grith (or circumference; distance around your penis) would be 20.41 inches LMFAO. Well unless you do silicone injections, but from looking at your pic you are no where near 20.41 inches around. So I am asuming you made a mistake and meant 6.5 in circumference. Maybe they did as well lol.

LOL shit ive become sumthing i hated!!
well spotted, yes i meant in circumference

 

[joe_smith]

No problem. Just keeping you honest.