Perfect first time, with the Perfect Penis.

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  1. Imported

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    Lucille: By it's very nature this has to be subjective of course.
    The first time I see a penis I want it to be half hard.
    Not flaccid. That's neither flattering nor encouraging.
    But not hard either. I'll want the chance to feel it harden and grow in my hand.

    It will be hanging outward, at a length of around eight inches (hopefully it will grow an inch or two at full stretch). The girth should be over six inches of course.
    The nob will be half out, making an appearance.

    It should ideally be black, or if on a caucasian it should certainly not be too pale.

    When I begin to handle it it should harden fairly quickly, and when stiff should be (obviously) VERY hard and curve upwards towards the stomach.

    When I masturbate it, the cock will throb violently before orgasm, and will climax quickly. The owner of the penis will be very loud in his pleasure, and the ejaculation should consist of a minimum of five powerful jets.

    The penis should be ready for insertion very soon afterwards.

    I don't want much do I? :p

    So far I have found three dicks that approach the above. (Fourth always welcome!)
    :D :D :D :D
     
  2. D_Humper E Bogart

    D_Humper E Bogart New Member

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    Erm, you're going to get "loads" of guys being that specific! :lol:

    I'll say IRT the thread, I am perfection itself, and end it there. :p
     
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    I don't know how many guys in the world would conform to those very specific requirements, but it was certainly a turn-on to read!
     
  4. Imported

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    yourclovergrl: I would just like one w/ an honest, nice attatched to it.
     
  5. Imported

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    palladen: Bravo to Lucille! Well spake :)
    I would assume you mean 'nice guy attached to it' YCG? ;)

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    yourclovergrl: yep sorry left off they guy part huh. lol
     
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    palladen: Thought so ;)
    We're out here YCG, quietly waiting :)

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  8. Imported

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    yourclovergrl: Well heck so am I. When ya find a good one close can ya let me know? LOL
     
  9. Imported

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    palladen:
    LOL will do. Funny thing is, one of my exes left for Missouri :D
    Hmm....
     
  10. Imported

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    yourclovergrl: [/quote]
    LOL will do. Funny thing is, one of my exes left for Missouri :D
    Hmm....
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    Ya well I doubt she finds him here.
     
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    Well she described me to a tee!!!
     
  12. D_Humper E Bogart

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    But you're not black, or are you going for a "Wacko Jacko" in reverse? :D
     
  13. jonb

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    A white woman who wants to be a black man and lives in a bingo parlor where she takes care of the elderly's "needs"?
     
  14. D_Humper E Bogart

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    Damned clever. :)
     
  15. jonb

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    Wait until you spend some time on usenet. There's actually this white guy who posts as one of those "black Israelites". Apparently "she" thinks it's her right as an "Indigenous Afrikan Jew" to have any boy or girl receive "His Holy Covenant of Circumcision". (She Likes to Capitalize for No Apparent Reason.)
     
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