Lucille: By it's very nature this has to be subjective of course. The first time I see a penis I want it to be half hard. Not flaccid. That's neither flattering nor encouraging. But not hard either. I'll want the chance to feel it harden and grow in my hand. It will be hanging outward, at a length of around eight inches (hopefully it will grow an inch or two at full stretch). The girth should be over six inches of course. The nob will be half out, making an appearance. It should ideally be black, or if on a caucasian it should certainly not be too pale. When I begin to handle it it should harden fairly quickly, and when stiff should be (obviously) VERY hard and curve upwards towards the stomach. When I masturbate it, the cock will throb violently before orgasm, and will climax quickly. The owner of the penis will be very loud in his pleasure, and the ejaculation should consist of a minimum of five powerful jets. The penis should be ready for insertion very soon afterwards. I don't want much do I? So far I have found three dicks that approach the above. (Fourth always welcome!