Perfect Husband

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by windtalkerways, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. windtalkerways

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    She looks like she NEEDS one!
     
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    By the hour.
     
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    Nah Pecker, these sluts nowadays give it away unless it's Miami or Vegas, then they charge.
     
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    :hitit: :hail: Oooh! Ooooh! Pick me! Pick me! Hey! Over here! Pick me!
     
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    LOL!

    First rule of LPSG...take the
    joke and 'personalize' it! :wink:
     
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    How many fucking bracelets can one person wear? Perhaps she plans to use them to play hoopla by throwing them at the erection. :rolleyes:
     
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    Cock rings for her perfect husband ?
     
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    You two are hilarious!

    Keep it coming...lol! ;)
     
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    isn't that jessica simspon?
     
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    No it isn't but possibly a model
    who'sface has been in numerous
    mags.

    No idea of her name though.

     
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    It should be Mrs. RideRocket...:wank:
     
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    Shouldn't that be the Missus ON RideRocket??
     
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    On, under, in front, etc. it really doesn't matter...:smile:
     
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    Okay...I should have know when I
    said 'keep it coming' that you'd
    take it literally! ;)

    "[​IMG]"
     
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    Well what did you expect?? We have big penises and virtually no other redeeming qualities.......LOL
     
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    LMAO!!!

    Can't argue with your logic,
    Pappy but a big penis is
    forgiven a multitude of sins! ;)
     
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