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The chart may generally point the right way, but it can't be taken as an advisor. For example, A- and B-class dicks are settled more to the right end of the scale, in my case, and the girth-spread is more narrow. So, it's scientifically correct, but unless you are 1,400 women sleeping with 1,138 guys, you can't use this.
 

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That was the part I found hilarious too. Unless they polled prostitutes, most women have never had a 6.25" girth, since they're probably about one in 10,000! That's waaaaay above average, it's only women's inaccurate perception of measurement that leads to these silly notions.

As an aside, I recently was with a guy who was huge by most standards, I hadn't seen one that big in quite some time, if ever. He told me he was 9x6, which I readily believed. However, I did finally measure him and while he was indeed 9'' long, his girth was just UNDER 5.75. It looked huge by comparison to other dicks I've seen, so I know the girth thing is way off. Even I rarely measure, so most women would really have no clue.

7.5x5.5 is a nice big juicy dick, anyone will be thrilled to unwrap that package.
 

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madame_zora said:
That was the part I found hilarious too. Unless they polled prostitutes, most women have never had a 6.25" girth, since they're probably about one in 10,000! That's waaaaay above average, it's only women's inaccurate perception of measurement that leads to these silly notions.

As an aside, I recently was with a guy who was huge by most standards, I hadn't seen one that big in quite some time, if ever. He told me he was 9x6, which I readily believed. However, I did finally measure him and while he was indeed 9'' long, his girth was just UNDER 5.75. It looked huge by comparison to other dicks I've seen, so I know the girth thing is way off. Even I rarely measure, so most women would really have no clue.

7.5x5.5 is a nice big juicy dick, anyone will be thrilled to unwrap that package.

Visual perception leads to a lot of false assumptions. A lot of it has to do that with a guy who has a long dick, much circumference can be believed to exist, even if it doesn't; it's believed to disappear against the length of the dick. It's also a fact that there are the so-called "visual inches", that you can gain by trimming/shaving your pubic hair, or by being equipped with abnormal other physical proportions.

Really, "ideal size" is nothing that can be described by numbers, I think, about the same way as you can't use this chart to find out whether your man is enjoyable for you. You have to FEEL for yourself.

I guess after this chart, I should add a new tattoo to mine, maybe a sign saying "CLASS A/B DICK ACCESS ONLY. SEE CHART <.> FOR REFERENCE", or putting a sign like this on my bedroom door.
 

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I think the ideal size is relative. One woman may consider a 7'' too small, another too big. One woman may prefer 5'' as opposed to 9". We must remember that everyone is different. I think this chart is inaccurate, and misleading.
 

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madame_zora said:
That was the part I found hilarious too. Unless they polled prostitutes, most women have never had a 6.25" girth, since they're probably about one in 10,000! That's waaaaay above average, it's only women's inaccurate perception of measurement that leads to these silly notions.

As an aside, I recently was with a guy who was huge by most standards, I hadn't seen one that big in quite some time, if ever. He told me he was 9x6, which I readily believed. However, I did finally measure him and while he was indeed 9'' long, his girth was just UNDER 5.75. It looked huge by comparison to other dicks I've seen, so I know the girth thing is way off. Even I rarely measure, so most women would really have no clue.

This story makes a lot of sense to me. Otherwise why would my girth of "only" 5.75" have been called "thick" more than a few times, when every other guy posting here supposedly has more than 6" girth?
Another clue is that, except perhaps for pumped dicks, you very rarely see pictures of "real" dicks that are truly "wrist-thick", in spite of the numerous claims to that effect (a woman's wrist will usually be 6-6.5" around).

helio415 said:
i hate that you have to be at least 6.25 girth to be ideal. fuck im in ideal length dosnt that count. that thing is good for guys who like cuckolding.

Helio, I'm in the exact same situation as you are (my penis is 8" long). Don't trust the chart like it's the Bible. I can't answer for women, but my guess is that most women will be very happy with your size. It may even be "ideal" for a lot of them.

On the other hand, one good thing you can say about the chart, even though the numbers might not be exact and vary with women, is that it does show that girth matters more than length (i.e., an increase of 1/2 inch in girth will make you jump in the next category), which is what most women usually say. This will make guys like helio and me wish for that extra 1/4" of girth...
 

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ClaireTalon said:
Umm, some might say there is no ideal penis size - and yes, I guess there's a lot of individual desires influencing such matters.

Over the years I have found out that I really am a girl for the large ones. My ideal dick is 9, 10 inches long maybe, and he shouldn't be thin, while not exactly overly fat either. If it's just a bit too girthy to get my hand to encompass it fully, it's perfecto for me.

It's mainly an optical thing. In fact, 8 inches can be good for me (those really big ones are rare, and I have to be lucky to find one). I also am a girl for showers, I love the sight of a biggie swinging and swaying, slapping his thighs as he walks from my bedroom to my bathroom... I get horny at that sight right away! You know, a girl I was in Flight Training with used to say: "The best thing about a big dick that even soft, it still looks so damn sexy..."


Nicely put!! Applause...Applause. You are my HERO!!!!!

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I love te picture of the girl on the right in the brutal dildos ad at the bottom of the comments page.

She has something stuck up her arse that looks like it should be supporting a twelve foot dining table - yet she has this great look/laugh across her face - what a girl!
 

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helio415 said:
oh im sorry. it isnt a joke its the truth they talked to a million girls and found this chart on gold paper found in the ground. they had to use some special decoder figure out the chart because it was written in gods language.
Which god?
 

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Darn, I'm in the "ideal" range at 7.5x6.25 but I'm married and don't cheat. At least my wife seems to like it a lot. :cool: