Perhaps the worst song i have ever heard

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  1. Flashy

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    my sister, being the sadist she is, felt the need to torture me by sending me the link to the new JLO, "Comeback" song.

    she said i would either die of laughter or cut my head off to stop from having to listen to it.


    apparently, it is about shoes:

    i warn you...your life will never be the same

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJgEvoRgg3Y&
     
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    Worse than Kung Fu Fighting? I never thought that (low) standard could be broken.
     
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    trust me...this is far worse.

    at least kung fu fighting had some redeeming humor to it since it was made to be tongue-in-cheek.

    this is horrific...because it is serious.
     
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    Cornball. I don't care for it.
     
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    It just seems these pop stars don't sing anymore. Even the ones that can sing (Mariah Carey) are not trying anymore. All you need is a good beat and talk in a melody to have a hit record. LPSG records anyone ?
     
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    No but thanks for the warning. I'm not opening it. But a funny side story about the song Kung Fu Fighting. Never try to dance to it in clogs. Trust me.
     
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    It's horrible. Thanks for nothing, Flash, but I can't say you didn't warn me.

    Still, I could dance to it which is more than I can say for Muskrat Love.
     
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    sounds like good advice :smile:
     
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    you could dance to it...you could also catch herpes if you'd like :smile:
     
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    crap, that freecreditreport.com song is better.
     
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    the free credit report songs are classics !
     
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    Oh I did not listen to the one by Jell-O but that voice on the Christmas song sounds like "The Bad Seed" on acid.:eek:
     
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    lol

    f-r-e-e that spells free, credit re-port dot com bay-bee :biggrin1::wink:

    it is much more creative than the JLO tune.
     
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    much worse...the hippo song actually has the redeeming quality of trying to be cute and bring joy to children...

    unlike the JLO tune, which tries to get children to kill themselves so their auditory nerves do not explode. :smile:
     
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    I wonder how much Christian Louboutin paid for that song? Nothing like pushing advertising as entertainment.

    And I'd rather listen to the hippo song. Even Florence Foster Jenkins had her moments.
     
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    well, you would think the guy would want her to pronounce his name right, wouldn't he?

    it sounds like she is saying "Louis Vuitton" :confused:
     
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    That's what I thought, too. But there's a huge disconnect between the ability to pay for a French label and one's knowledge of its proper pronunciation: cretinous bitches!

    The song linked strikes a whole new low for the current Diva obsession in popular culture. When words like "simplistic", "infantile" and "insipid" fail by such a large margin to capture the lousiness of this mess it makes me worry for language.

    Leave my FloFo outta this!
     
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