Every work day morning, I go to a Starbucks next to my office to get coffee. I am very predictable. I am a Grande, Regular Drip, With a Little Room (for milk). I have a Starbucks Card that I keep loaded up with money so that paying is fast and easy. As with any retail establishment, personnel changes occur with some frequency, and I dont usually give the new faces much thought. A short while ago, a new guy started working at my Starbucks. He usually works the cash register, and he is particularly friendly. Whenever no one is watching him that closely, he doesnt actually swipe my Starbucks Card. He takes it, fakes a slide in the vicinity of the card reader without really putting it through, hands it back to me, grins, and moves on. I am not above appreciating the special treatment, although my official position is that I think it is foolish on his part. (Surely, he could get fired for not charging me. Furthermore, I would be surprised if his generosity does not extend to other customers who appeal to him, so no telling how often he is giving away coffee.) Last Friday, while making my morning dash to get my coffee, I ran into him in the sky bridge that joins my office building and the building where the Starbucks is located. He was returning from a break. We were walking in same direction, so we chatted briefly. He wasted little time in telling me that he used to see me at my former gym, that admired my large endowment, and that -- although not his exact words -- that he was a major size queen. (Gee, I had thought he liked me for my sunny smile.) I know that having a big dick has advantages, but free coffee? Cool. I thought it might be amusing to ask other guys at LPSG what unexpected or quirky benefits they have experienced on account of having a big dick.