Perks of Having a Big One

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Fire Stick, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. Fire Stick

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    Every work day morning, I go to a Starbucks next to my office to get coffee. I am very predictable. I am a “Grande, Regular Drip, With a Little Room” (for milk). I have a Starbucks Card that I keep loaded up with money so that paying is fast and easy. As with any retail establishment, personnel changes occur with some frequency, and I don’t usually give the new faces much thought. A short while ago, a new guy started working at my Starbucks. He usually works the cash register, and he is particularly friendly. Whenever no one is watching him that closely, he doesn’t actually swipe my Starbucks Card. He takes it, fakes a slide in the vicinity of the card reader without really putting it through, hands it back to me, grins, and moves on. I am not above appreciating the special treatment, although my official position is that I think it is foolish on his part. (Surely, he could get fired for not charging me. Furthermore, I would be surprised if his generosity does not extend to other customers who appeal to him, so no telling how often he is giving away coffee.)

    Last Friday, while making my morning dash to get my coffee, I ran into him in the sky bridge that joins my office building and the building where the Starbucks is located. He was returning from a break. We were walking in same direction, so we chatted briefly. He wasted little time in telling me that he used to see me at my former gym, that admired my large endowment, and that -- although not his exact words -- that he was a major size queen. (Gee, I had thought he liked me for my sunny smile.) I know that having a big dick has advantages, but free coffee? Cool.

    I thought it might be amusing to ask other guys at LPSG what unexpected or quirky benefits they have experienced on account of having a big dick.
     
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    Their is this one Hot Puerto Rican toll taker on the GWB that always stops me for conversation(can you imagine on the GWB)Holds my hand a little longer when giving change. I was going to get an EZ-pass but love the attn.Maybe I should put my cock back in my pants!
     
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    You would get more than free hot coffee from me. the free frothy creme as well.
     
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    Let's face it, Fire Stick, you live a charmed life.

    P.S. Just what size shoes do you wear anyway?
     
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    Well, I do try to stay mindful of those things I consider to be my blessings. I am not sure about living a charmed life, but I do enjoy a good cup of coffee!
     
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    dude women use their breasts. and i say enjoy it! shit if my pecker got me free stuff i would wilk that for all its worth. (no pun)
     
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    I milk my dick for all its worth anyway. (Pun certainly intended.) ;)
     
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    Buying condoms at the pharmacy has worked for me once! There was a hot cashier at this one place, I didn't get condoms that time but I noticed she was checking me out. I went back next week and bought Mag XLs. She told me she was going to be out that night, what time and what club. I showed up. We hooked up and it was hot! She was totally into size!
     
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    My dick gets invited to all the dope parties...I don't
     
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    I think that he wants something in return firestick.

    Tell us all about it if you give it to him.:wink:
     
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    well from 1991-1993 I worked in a gay bar and the less i wore the more tips i made.
    free drinks good tips burger king every night it was a sweet life indeed
     
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    yeah he wants a little milk for all that coffee :tongue:
     
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    Hey Guys Havin A Huge Dick Had Got Me Out A Ticket Recently I Was Wearing Just Jeans No Shirt And My Dick Was Its Usaual 10 Inches Soft When The Officer Stopped Me He Wanted License And Registration But License Was In Wallet In Gym Bag In Trunk So I Had To Get Out Of Car And Get License When I Got Out He Noticed It And I Heard Him Say Under His Breath Damn Thats Nice When I Got License To Him I Adjusted Me Self He Kept His Eyes On Dick The Whole Time He Let Me Go And Said Not To Do It Again I Adjusted Again And Said Thanks I Later Me Him At Club Too Him Back To My Place And Plowed His Ass For Hrs Showed My Night Stick
     
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    No wonder Starbucks coffee and products are so expensive. Makes me glad I don't drink coffee.

    Muscle, you are like some walking Tom of Finland cartoon. Let me know when you are in the vicinity: I want to see you in action.
     
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    Kudos to you for using one of THE most common fake cock pix on the net.
     
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    Which pharmacy? :)
     
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    Well I Would Assume Anywun Who Cant Spell Or Use Punctuation But Freely Uses The Shift Key Would Probably Make Up Fake Stuff Like Pics Wouldnt You
     
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    You wish, you faker!
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    Is this a trick question?

    lafever
     
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    pros:
    -looks good in pictures
    -gives you confidence when naked with other guys (ie in a locker room)
    -gives you confidence when you go through a cashier's till with a box of large condoms

    cons:
    -hard to find a jock that fits properly
    -regular condoms feel too tight


    anyone else got perks and cons they could add to this list?
     
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