Perks of Having a Big One

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Hey Guys Havin A Huge Dick Had Got Me Out A Ticket Recently I Was Wearing Just Jeans No Shirt And My Dick Was Its Usaual 10 Inches Soft When The Officer Stopped Me He Wanted License And Registration But License Was In Wallet In Gym Bag In Trunk So I Had To Get Out Of Car And Get License When I Got Out He Noticed It And I Heard Him Say Under His Breath Damn Thats Nice When I Got License To Him I Adjusted Me Self He Kept His Eyes On Dick The Whole Time He Let Me Go And Said Not To Do It Again I Adjusted Again And Said Thanks I Later Me Him At Club Too Him Back To My Place And Plowed His Ass For Hrs Showed My Night Stick

You are full of more than a nightstick.
 

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Every work day morning, I go to a Starbucks next to my office to get coffee. I am very predictable. I am a “Grande, Regular Drip, With a Little Room” (for milk). I have a Starbucks Card that I keep loaded up with money so that paying is fast and easy. As with any retail establishment, personnel changes occur with some frequency, and I don’t usually give the new faces much thought. A short while ago, a new guy started working at my Starbucks. He usually works the cash register, and he is particularly friendly. Whenever no one is watching him that closely, he doesn’t actually swipe my Starbucks Card. He takes it, fakes a slide in the vicinity of the card reader without really putting it through, hands it back to me, grins, and moves on. I am not above appreciating the special treatment, although my official position is that I think it is foolish on his part. (Surely, he could get fired for not charging me. Furthermore, I would be surprised if his generosity does not extend to other customers who appeal to him, so no telling how often he is giving away coffee.)

Last Friday, while making my morning dash to get my coffee, I ran into him in the sky bridge that joins my office building and the building where the Starbucks is located. He was returning from a break. We were walking in same direction, so we chatted briefly. He wasted little time in telling me that he used to see me at my former gym, that admired my large endowment, and that -- although not his exact words -- that he was a major size queen. (Gee, I had thought he liked me for my sunny smile.) I know that having a big dick has advantages, but free coffee? Cool.

I thought it might be amusing to ask other guys at LPSG what unexpected or quirky benefits they have experienced on account of having a big dick.
If I was you I would start hanging around the estate agents and classy car showrooms displaying your large bulge! Worth a try!:biggrin1:
 

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i find it very easy to get back together with exes. this is good for me and them

Haha, I've had random hookups I never thought to see again come up to me make drunken comments and hook up with me months after the fact, in one case being one of the more embarassingly bad performances on my part. Imagine my shock to see her coming back after that.
 

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My bulge alone garners so much attention. I feel like a celebrity on the (NYC) subway. Even women offer me their seats. I always thank them, but never take the seat.

Even at parties, people love to dance with me so that they can rub up against my crotch.

I have had so many other things happen, but they are just too many to list here.
 

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only thing i can say as a perk is getting women i have no right to have (sexually). women that are (in my opinion) out of my league and they only are interested from the bulge they see on me.

At least they are interested in something about you...

Are there only perks to having a big one? No drawbacks?
 

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It doubles as a banister when you're taking a girl to your bedroom and there's a sudden electrical brownout halfway up the stairs.
 

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once i broke my leg but was able to hobble home, using my three-foot almost permanently erect penis as an alternative limb. this i found incredibly useful, indeed, life-saving. then again, once my house caught fire, but through massive, copious ejaculations, was able to douse the flames without calling the fire brigade... so all in all i have found a huge penis an invaluable aide.
 

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Of course. Some are afraid to fuck/suck you. Damn this dick. LOL

The interesting thing about this is, I've heard this before. Others here have talked about the drawbacks. A very few have said they would like to be smaller. Most who said that really are huge. However, most of those who had talked of the drawbacks said they wouldn't change a thing if they could. That's what they posted in the "are you satisfied with what you've got" type threads. Most on here have said they want to be bigger, even those who are already big. This tells me there are far less good things about being average of smaller. Many will say varying things, but when it comes right down to it. we all know the truth, don't we? I wish people (men and women) would just say what they really think or feel instead of trying spare ones feelings. I find being told "it's okay" when it's really not, to be far more depressing than being told the truth outright...
 

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Kudos to you for using one of THE most common fake cock pix on the net.
Yeah, what's with these guys? It's a LARGE PENIS site. Do they REALLY think that the regulars here won't be pretty well-versed in what REAL ones look like??? :rolleyes:

...and they only are interested from the bulge they see on me.
And speaking of faked pix... :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Seriously, your pix, and the hideous alterations on them, have been ripped to shreds countless times. When are you gonna take them down? If anything, you're getting attention cuz you're handsome as hell, so the faked pix are unnecessary.

Fire, when he finally suggests you step into the back room... I definitely want to be on the pic distribution list. :wink: