mindseye said:Okay, here's the game: Write a personal ad for an inanimate object. Bonus points for double entendre or wicked slyness.
Here's one to start the ball rolling:
A sheet of paper: I'm white, thin, and 11" by 8 1/2". Me and a bunch of my friends are looking to get reamed!
Bryan_Lyte2 said:This thread should be called who owns dirty minds the game insted.
invisibleman said:A prayer: When you come to me with both hands full of big trouble. You'll drop onto your knees. You'll come for me. Expressing your intimacies. You'll offer praise and testimonies. I'll make confess your sins in hopeful redemption. With great trouble on your lips, I'll absolve you. I will inspire you to be better than you were yesterday.
I've been done by men and women at their most urgent need: all races, nationalities, creeds and classes. I can give you what you want sometimes. You can do me standing, kneeling, laying down, running, and etc. I can come unanswered. You'll still be thankful. I can make you cry, laugh, or shout out loud. I can even have you speaking-in-tongues. I can have you say Amen! in several ways afterwards as well.
prepstudinsc said:Sorry, but that's just wrong. Yes there are totally sexual things in the Bible, but don't make a prayer out to be all sensual. "You'll come for me." "You can do me standing, kneeling..." You need prayer, buddy. I think it's time you go to the altar.
prepstudinsc said:Sorry, but that's just wrong. Yes there are totally sexual things in the Bible, but don't make a prayer out to be all sensual. "You'll come for me." "You can do me standing, kneeling..." You need prayer, buddy. I think it's time you go to the altar.
LMFAO! LOL, Spladle! I sent you two foine ladies with multiple orgasmic capabilities, creative imagination and insatiable sexual appetites for this one.Spladle said: