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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by sizexxx, Apr 22, 2008.

  1. sizexxx

    sizexxx New Member

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    Who here has had a lot of word-of-mouth advertising for their cock by friends and/or former sex partners? If so, do you think it has done anything to 'improve business' (get you laid more)?

    I have a funny story on this topic to share. One of my best friends, who I have known since high school, has taken it upon himself to tell everyone about my wiener. It all started my junior year in high school when we were on a roadtrip and our talk turned to sex and somehow it came around to him saying how he had a pretty standard, average sized dick and asking me about mine. He didn't believe me, or didn't want to believe me, when I told him it was eight inches, so he kept on talking shit about how it was probably tiny, blah blah blah, until I was finally annoyed enough that I decided there was only one way to shut him up. I turned onto a backroad off the highway and into the woods, and my cock was already rock hard in my pants before I pulled off to the side of the road. I asked him if he was sure he wanted to see it, and I told him that he couldn't blame me for anything he felt as a result, because I'd warned him. He said yes, so I unzipped and whipped it out. The look on his face was just classic, "holy shit!" written all over it. I said I'd told him. Then I said I had to jerk off since I was so turned on, and told him he could watch or close his eyes, and jerk himself off if he wanted, whatever. He was a little hesitant to pull his own dick out now since he knew he'd just been owned in that department, but he did, and stroked his while I took care of mine. While we did this, he glanced over and away repeatedly, giggling and shaking his head. After just a few minutes of vigorous rubbing and listening to him make fun of the way I stroked my cock overhand (palm on top), I shot a generous load all over the steering wheel. It took him a little while longer, but soon enough he came, then I started the car and headed out. When we got back to my place, we messed around for a while, playing with each other's dicks and sucking a little bit. He kept bugging me to let him fuck my ass, and I eventually gave in on the condition that he'd switch places after and take mine in his ass, but as he started pressing it against my anus, we both kind of changed our minds, so there was no ass fucking.

    Ever after that day, he would advertise my dick at any opportunity, but he quickly changed the story about how he found out in order to keep from admitting any gay behavior on his part. He'd say that he was at my house and went to use the bathroom, then when he came back into my room I was whacking it. So that's his story and he's sticking to it. But it is funny how over 10 years later, he still puts in the plug of how I have a huge cock to anyone and everyone. I don't know if he is harboring some deep-down desire for my manhood or if it's all about promoting his buddy's sex life. Some of our other friends probably wonder as well, and we all kind of give a look of "here he goes again" whenever he starts his pitch. Whatever it is, I sure don't stop him from doing it, but it really hasn't brought in the business that I might have hoped. I am still battling my own shyness, especially when it comes to women, so I don't follow through much with any of the women he tells. It's nice anyway that he's getting the word out for me so I never have to make the claim myself. I just sit there and smile and don't deny it. It's a great ego boost to get every once in a while.
     
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    i have buddies like that too. sometimes it's annoying because life isn't always centered on my big dick. but when it is it can be fun.
     
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    If my dick were 8 inches, I wouldn't mind him telling it either.

    I read in your post that you have mixed feelings. You are a bit embarassed about it being told, yet, you relish in the glow of respect that some give just on your dick size and not other considerations.

    By your own admision dick size doesn't get all the dates even if your friend tells the world and all know it. It takes more than that.

    I hope you can develop those other skills that you recognize you lack such as being too shy etc. and find the person for you in your life.

    An eight inch dick is a beautiful to waste.:wink:
     
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    I have had a few press secretaries so to speak for my size over the years. My friends from HS have always known about my size and tell others about it, but usually by joking or making fun at my expense. I dont mind, it actually has turned up interest and I know that it is fueled by jealousy, since they have told me as much. I had a few girls in college who advertised for me as well, plus maybe a couple frat brothers as well. I went to a small school so it wasnt long before most of the campus knew that I was large. Again, I didnt mind and it turned up several fun situations. I like being advertised and I wish more would do it!
     
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    Yeah, for someone like me who has always had to fight some degree of social anxiety, there is the danger of using my big dick as a crutch (well, it's not that big that I can literally use it as a crutch, but you get my point :wink:), to the point where most of the time life is just the ongoing affair of Mr. Schlong and Ms. Palm.

    I was married for a couple years, which ended in a pretty acrimonious separation and divorce. But after we separated, my soon-to-be officially ex-wife told me she still wanted to have sex with me sometimes if I wanted it, because, in her words, I was "a convenient fat cock". Judging by how horrible I felt most of the time in that period of life, it was not exactly fulfilling to be reduced to a human dildo, but I took it anyway because it was the easiest way to get my rocks off. After a few months though, it just started to make me feel sick and I could barely even get aroused for her.

    I sometimes have that thought -- this dick is going to waste as long as I'm not confident in my whole self. Let's just say I'm working on it, and I am getting better at getting myself out in the world rather than sitting around waiting for someone to fall out of the sky directly onto my pole.
     
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    I have one friend that normally tells girls about it even when I keep telling him not to because I don't wanna be seen as THAT guy. But it's practically his goal in life to get me laid for some reason lol.

    I have another one that will do it rarely, mostly when he's drunk.
     
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    I have a fraternal friend of mine who first saw me naked, soft, at the sauna.

    He asked me if I realized how huge it was. He was very impressed by it.

    A couple of weeks later we were at his place, watching porn. My cock was hard as steel and constricted in my trousers.

    He told me: your pants are gonna rip apart, you can set that pole free, no prob for me.

    I esitated, while he took out his and began stroking it.

    I felt then free to do the same.

    He stared at it and commented I could be a porn actor, thick it was. He asked me what my gf thought of it, and told me he was envious.

    After some jerking I shot an impressive load.

    Since then he is the spokeperson of my penis: he tells our friends I am the new Rocco Siffredi, or that I am hung, or that they should not shower with me if they don't want to feel ashamed.

    I am thankful to him for this.
     
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