Who here has had a lot of word-of-mouth advertising for their cock by friends and/or former sex partners? If so, do you think it has done anything to 'improve business' (get you laid more)? I have a funny story on this topic to share. One of my best friends, who I have known since high school, has taken it upon himself to tell everyone about my wiener. It all started my junior year in high school when we were on a roadtrip and our talk turned to sex and somehow it came around to him saying how he had a pretty standard, average sized dick and asking me about mine. He didn't believe me, or didn't want to believe me, when I told him it was eight inches, so he kept on talking shit about how it was probably tiny, blah blah blah, until I was finally annoyed enough that I decided there was only one way to shut him up. I turned onto a backroad off the highway and into the woods, and my cock was already rock hard in my pants before I pulled off to the side of the road. I asked him if he was sure he wanted to see it, and I told him that he couldn't blame me for anything he felt as a result, because I'd warned him. He said yes, so I unzipped and whipped it out. The look on his face was just classic, "holy shit!" written all over it. I said I'd told him. Then I said I had to jerk off since I was so turned on, and told him he could watch or close his eyes, and jerk himself off if he wanted, whatever. He was a little hesitant to pull his own dick out now since he knew he'd just been owned in that department, but he did, and stroked his while I took care of mine. While we did this, he glanced over and away repeatedly, giggling and shaking his head. After just a few minutes of vigorous rubbing and listening to him make fun of the way I stroked my cock overhand (palm on top), I shot a generous load all over the steering wheel. It took him a little while longer, but soon enough he came, then I started the car and headed out. When we got back to my place, we messed around for a while, playing with each other's dicks and sucking a little bit. He kept bugging me to let him fuck my ass, and I eventually gave in on the condition that he'd switch places after and take mine in his ass, but as he started pressing it against my anus, we both kind of changed our minds, so there was no ass fucking. Ever after that day, he would advertise my dick at any opportunity, but he quickly changed the story about how he found out in order to keep from admitting any gay behavior on his part. He'd say that he was at my house and went to use the bathroom, then when he came back into my room I was whacking it. So that's his story and he's sticking to it. But it is funny how over 10 years later, he still puts in the plug of how I have a huge cock to anyone and everyone. I don't know if he is harboring some deep-down desire for my manhood or if it's all about promoting his buddy's sex life. Some of our other friends probably wonder as well, and we all kind of give a look of "here he goes again" whenever he starts his pitch. Whatever it is, I sure don't stop him from doing it, but it really hasn't brought in the business that I might have hoped. I am still battling my own shyness, especially when it comes to women, so I don't follow through much with any of the women he tells. It's nice anyway that he's getting the word out for me so I never have to make the claim myself. I just sit there and smile and don't deny it. It's a great ego boost to get every once in a while.