Pervert fancy dress party

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  1. D_Andreas Sukov

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    Ok i need to get into character. I have a choice of Pornstar and Transvestite. Im thinking Pornstar only because i wont need to borrow peoples gear for that. What do you think?
    Oh.......and i have 3 hours.....
     
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    Explain!

    I'd go with a pornstar transvestite.
     
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    You already have the clothes to dress like a porn star? :rolleyes:Sounds like a slam dunk, but I too would love to hear the details.
     
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    Wouldn't the point be that he wouldn't need clothes to look like a pornstar?
     
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    Well my housemates nickname is pervert....For some reason. Its her birthday so she decided a pervert theme. Considering theres a cat in my front room, no one took it seriously. My housemate did dress as a drag queen though....he just walked in my room. He looks good. Im dressed as Shagy from scooby doo. Ill maybe post a pic, but if anyone wants to come on chat now ill show them lol. Looking at my scruffy beard and hair i think i look good.
     
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    Rooooby doooby doo
     
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    i feel right in this costume....
     
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    Yeah, wear nothing!!!!
    Just go as your "regular you":)
    That`s pervy enough:):):)
     
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    Dumb Dog :biggrin1:
     
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    Dumb but lovable....
     
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    I think nude asks a good question, and in addition to the right outlet mall designer brand clothes, (which must include at least one black HUGO BOSS v-neck snug fit dress t-shirt) he'll need the following:

    A) at least one body piercing in addition to or in lieu of nipples & ears

    B) a tramp stamp, and one other random tattoo, preferably a warner brothers cartoon character vaguely associated with his childhood nickname, hidden under a speedo outline.

    C) meticulously manscaped body hair, sculpted into improbable shapes and locations (e.g.: a treasure trail exactly 3/8" wide trimmed in place using a straight edge, or all nipple hair removed even though the rest of the chest is hairy).

    D) a leased mercedes CLK350 convertible in astral silver

    E) a history of at least 2 DUI's and one pending court date for narcotics possession.
     
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    Don't forget your complimentary STI.
     
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    I was thinking he must have a wardrobe like yours!:wink:
    You really put some thought into this didn't you?
     
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    I knew i shouldnt have left it to the last minute!:eek:
     
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    well i live near the epicenter of the porn industry,

    you see alot of porn stars/aspiring porn stars out here, and get to recognize the accessories pretty quickly.
     
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    Lemon, I think you should go for this look.
    I think it says 'porn star,' and I also think it says 'you.'
    So it's a win-win, no?
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, Rubi!!!!
     
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    i think that look says "future republican senator"
     
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    Someone seems awfully familiar with the ins and outs of these things. :biggrin1:
     
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