Pervert fancy dress party

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Lemon, I think you should go for this look.
I think it says 'porn star,' and I also think it says 'you.'
So it's a win-win, no?

Oh my those are some teeny tiny trunks, they look so small that they're giving him a frontal wedgie. :biggrin1:

 

[thadjock]

Someone seems awfully familiar with the ins and outs of these things. :biggrin1:

heightened visual awareness is a side effect of all my spy work

 

[DiscoBoy]

Lemon, I think you should go for this look.
I think it says 'porn star,' and I also think it says 'you.'
So it's a win-win, no?

That hat looks ridiculous. Lemmy, do everything but the hat.

 

[nudeyorker]

heightened visual awareness is a side effect of all my spy work

I'm going to take a wild guess that your zip code is 90069!:tongue:

 

[thadjock]

I'm going to take a wild guess that your zip code is 90069!:tongue:

hahaha

wanna guess what my fone # spells out?

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

I once went to a nudist Halloween party where I had cored a potato and put my dick through it and wore shoulder epaulets.

What?? Oh, I was a "dick-tater" of course.

Hope that helps......
LOL

 

[nudeyorker]

hahaha

wanna guess what my fone # spells out?

Ummm 698-6763 = NYTOPME!:biggrin1:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

OK, stuff your bra, grab your hoop skirt, and make like one of those futunari chicks with dicks.

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

Lemon, I think you should go for this look.
I think it says 'porn star,' and I also think it says 'you.'
So it's a win-win, no?

You obviously havent seem my body pic......

In the end i was Shaggy. I had endless gay guys asking me where Scooby was, and the only girl who was interested left because some fucking Dick i know got so drunk he got kicked out.....So im gonna kick him in the nuts next time i see him. I think thats fair.

@MassivePckgo_Chuck I was gonna be a hoolah boy but the grass skirt never arrived lol

 

[unique_exposure]

Thad, hilarious description.