Pervy Clerks at Macy's (or anywhere for that matter)

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Along these lines, I had just purchased some stuff at Armani and was showing a gay friend my new shoes. He looked at me and said, "You go to Armani for shoes? I go there for blowjobs."

Turns out, there were a few clerks there who were always ready to give him custom service. Keep the customer happy!