Pet Peeve Comments regarding Cock Size

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  1. Imported

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    huge_cock_have_pic: The question is: what comments about having a big cock do you NOT like. For me, it's the couple of times people have said you should be a porn star. As though I have so very little going on in my life that I need to get strung out on viagra and expose myself the a multitude of STD's to make my living.
     
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    TragicWhiteKnight: While I do have little going on in my life, the porn-star comment is a peeve, not so much because of what's suggested above but because it implies you can judge someone's character from their cock. Even worse to me is the assumption that 'has big cock = has lots of sex' (or 'big cock = wants lots of sex', which is perhaps worse). It's like someone going "Wow, you've got really big eyes, you must see so many things....You should be a detective!"
     
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    captainstupid: pretty funny post tragic white knight,
    anyway take a compliment though.
    huge cock have pics your dick is amazing you could do porn , not that you want to, but i am sure the person was trying to nice
     
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    IM's that ask, "Got any pics?"

    (rakes monitor with an AK-47)

    Pecker

    (Hey, baby. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.)
     
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    Donk: The porn star bit is my pet peeve too. (And I have heard it many times.)

    It's amusing/flattering the first time someone says it. But some people seem to be serious about it. They press the issue and go on about how they just can't understand why someone with a big penis wouldn't do porn.

    My response: Why don't I make porn movies? Uh, well, in addition to having a large penis, I have a career, a family, a girlfriend, a church, a community, possibly future children, etc. Maybe, just maybe, putting my weiner in the movies isn't worth jeopardizing all those things.
     
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    prepstudinsc: Donk hit the nail on the head. There are too many things to risk by doing porn. How would you explain it to someone at church? Or what about the teenage son of your neighbor across the street who just happened to find a clip of it on the net? lol

    The other things that bugs me is when that's all a partner can focus on. There are many other parts of me that should be focused on--personality, intellect, talent. My penis is a small part of who I am, well, it's not small, but in the scheme of things it is. Even when having sex, yeah my dick is important, but I have so many more erogenous zones--my neck, ears, nipples. Don't just focus on the obvious part LOL.
     
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    I have had a few people imply that a guy like me must have / must have had / should have had ... a whole string of partners queueing up to experience my outsize genitalia.  Nudge nudge wink wink etc. Not to spread what I have so much of liberally around to all who want it must be a waste.

    The assumption that size and capacity determine life-style is a pretty common one.  
     
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    Regardless of the hung dude's bewilderment re. why so much penis size emphasis and so little over talent, character, intellect, facial/body attractiveness, etc., the fact remains that the male phallus is what attracts the attention of humanity.

    Part of the interest is due to the fact that it has always been the one part of the human body kept hidden and the curiosity of size is just intensified, especially since there is so much variation in size increase between flaccid and erection.

    Even in cultures where the males go naked and showing the dick is customary, ones with the larger endowments are prized for being intercourse material for the fortunate females.

    Its just the way we are, gentlemen. Live with it and might I add, enjoy it.
     
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    ORCABOMBER: [quote author=RoysToy link=board=relationships;num=1064345002;start=0#7 date=09/24/03 at 09:43:19]Regardless of the hung dude's bewilderment re. why so much penis size emphasis and so little over talent, character, intellect, facial/body attractiveness, etc., the fact remains that the male phallus is what attracts the attention of humanity.Part of the interest is due to the fact that it has always been the one part of the human body kept hidden and the curiosity of size is just intensified, especially since there is so much variation in size increase between flaccid and erection. Even in cultures where the males go naked and showing the dick is customary,  ones with the larger endowments are prized for being intercourse material for the fortunate females.Its just the way we are, gentlemen.   Live with it and might I add, enjoy it.
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    Yeah, yeah Roys, I see your point, but we can be idealistic can't we? I'm glad I don't have any problems like that (Thank the lord for thick thighs and a fat arse!)
     
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    Donk: Roy, I do actually enjoy the attention and admiration that my endowment gets, which is why I take the lighthearted "you should be in porn" comments as a compliment. But my beef is with the people who are dead serious about it ("No, really. Why the hell aren't you making porn movies?!?! What's wrong with you?!?!"). Those folks just don't get it.
     
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    Longhornjok: Guys who say...

    "Wow, how did you get that?" Response: How did you get yours?

    "Wow, what do you do with that?" Response: What do you do with yours?
     
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    gigantikok: People who ask me:

    "Is your dad as hung as you?"

    I dunno, do you honestly expect me to look? Do you expect me to have a father/son bonding measurement session?? Not in a million years, yuck.

    "How can anyone take it in?"

    The vagina is not made out of steel. It can stretch and stretch pretty wide with enough foreplay. I guess people always make the assumption that the max a vagina can take is average.
     
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    Dantesco: "When you get a hardon, you must pass out from lack of blood to your brain!"

    Rather than explaining that thats not possible, I just shrug and say "Yeah, I was unconscious all the time when I was a teenager. My parents thought I was I a coma."
     
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    So seldom do I sit here, alone, and laugh out loud, Dantesco. "In a coma", indeed! BTW, do dicks stay hard during comas? big lols!
     
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    huge_cock_have_pic: If they do stay hard during a coma, do nurses shamelessly avail themselves of an occasional comatose hardon?

    Just musing
     
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    Valkyrie: ~*smiling silently at the thought of a raging hard-on attached to a comatose guy*~

    ...not much use in that, I prefer my guys alive and kicking, otherwise I have to do all the work myself...

    /Val
     
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    Shades of Dalton Trumbo's Johnny Got His Gun.

    Pecker

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    dotadone: What i really hate is "you could get all the pussy/head/ass/ect with that dick". First its not true and it seems that some people live in an alternate universe where big dicks guarantee you a nice salary and a big house all for free. Where is this place?
     
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    ORCABOMBER: [quote author=dotadone link=board=relationships;num=1064345002;start=0#17 date=09/28/03 at 00:50:58]What i really hate is "you could get all the pussy/head/ass/ect with that dick". First its not true and it seems that some people live in an alternate universe where big dicks guarantee you a nice salary and a big house all for free. Where is this place?[/quote]
    Dot, that is the world that people want to live in, we'll call it the Matrix!

    Otherwise, we'd be a lot more successful than we are, or be able to dodge bullets in tight leather trousers.
     
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    AOX3: dotadone, that world is at MY HOUSE! hahahah. I guess i am just lucky, I cannot attribute career success to my wang however. As to comments, I am never offended in the least, I take all of them as a huge compliment, especially the porn star one. {secret lifelong urge to be a porn star here}
     
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