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What are your pet peeves in porn? For me, any scene that has a name will inevitably have a very conventional, completely unnatural cumshot: either wasted all over the face instead of fed inside the mouth or wasted all over the ass instead of allowing the partner to get them off during sex inside the pleasure tunnel. I've maybe seen one or two scenes out of many thousands with names that didn't have one of those unnatural cumshots.
 

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This is more specific to straight porn. But I hate the weird noises that they make, it's a weird "oi". And how some female porn stars act childish, Kissa Sins is the worst for it. She swings Johnny Sins' dick around and treats it like a fucking maraca It's just cringy. And how when a female rims they move their entire body instead of the tongue, and moan more and louder than the guy, all the women I've seen rim, can't rim.
 

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Yeah, my list is long and detailed, I hate over-acting. Very turned off my females who moan and groan
and act ridiculous. Hate "point of view" where the males' face is never revealed to the camera. I do like a
little tease - don't be naked too fast. Once they are naked - I like them to be proud of their bodies and show-em
off. Love a full cream pie - especially if they watch the cum trickle out, I could go on, but...
 

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Since I started this I shall get a couple more irritations off my chest:
1 Call it what it is!!!!!! Breed Me Raw NEVER has breeding. Many many many movies such as Breeding Season never have real internal breeding. If breeding is so fucking sexy that you feel you must call it that fuckin' DO IT! NASTY NASTY companies like Treasure Island and Raw Fuck Club almost never do nasty internal breeding, just the fake kind.
2. Gay men in porn very rarely do real french kissing. I HATE that fake kissing! I worship CF Conner, but he never reallly kisses.
3 Fake cum!!!!!!!!! I likes some of Sketchysex, but why can't those young men CUM!!!!
 
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I hate fake sounds and unnatural moaning and yelling. “Oh yeah, oh baby, yeah, you like that, fuck me Daddy, you know what I like, yeah stick that tongue in deep, does that taste good, oh baby oh baby oh fuck!, I’m gonna cum!”
 

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I know that a porn star is supposed to have a super large cock, but I'd rather an average 6"
attached to an awesome body - a guy who can fuck like a madman and deliver a bucket of cum.
And if he acts "like a man" and is rock hard - I am buying the video. lol
 

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I know that a porn star is supposed to have a super large cock, but I'd rather an average 6"
attached to an awesome body - a guy who can fuck like a madman and deliver a bucket of cum.
And if he acts "like a man" and is rock hard - I am buying the video. lol


Some of my most pleasurable bottom experiences have been from men that have "average sized" cocks
 
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Unnatural noises... like, dear Jesus, that's not a dick up your ass, it's the devil!

Women who squeel and squeek like a 5-year-old at a petting-zoo. It's just wrong. You're a grown woman... why sound like a developmentally stunted child who is having an intense base reaction to visual stimuli. Seriously... some sound like babies merrily gurgling away while something shiny is being dangled in front of them.

Zero chemistry is so annoying. Two people who don't even seem to like their job, let alone each other quickly turn into two sacks of meat slapping against each other. It's not sexy... it ruins whatever mood they're trying to set.
 
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1. Cameramen who think that all the audience wants to see is extreme close-ups, rather than faces and bodies. Looking at you, Fraternity X, which was ruined by ECU, unsteady camerawork, and bright natural lighting that makes everybody look like shadows.

2. I like to see the whole process of undressing. Unfortunately some editors cut directly from kissing to naked sucking or fucking.
 

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Over-editing, ugh. Can't stand when a scene jumps to the next shot every 3 seconds or even worse when the fucking scenes are shorter than the money shots.

1. Cameramen who think that all the audience wants to see is extreme close-ups, rather than faces and bodies. Looking at you, Fraternity X, which was ruined by ECU, unsteady camerawork, and bright natural lighting that makes everybody look like shadows.

2. I like to see the whole process of undressing. Unfortunately some editors cut directly from kissing to naked sucking or fucking.

I like to see undressing too. It's difficult to find a perfectly edited video from these major studios. FraternityX is notorious for their sloppy camera work.
 

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1. PoV porn. I know there are people out there that like this, but FFS, there's only so much you can just look at the same thing over and over with no variety.

2. Too much kissing. A little bit is fine. When it carries on for 5+ minutes of a 15 minute scene, it's too much. Also, on that same theme, when it's too dang loud. I'm sorry, but I don't need a kissing scene to sound like a pneumothorax correction surgery on an episode of Real ER Stories.

3. Fake noises. All of that grunting and screaming is annoying, just stop it.

4. Worn out porn clichés. I would rather you just shoot a scene and not try and put some ham-handed "story-line" to it.

5. Overproduction. None of the porn produced out there is by fucking Spielberg, or Scorsese, or Nolan. Just shoot the damn scene. Special effects and bizarre camera angles do nothing.

There are more, but I'm too tired to continue, LOL
 

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Fakeness! Mate you’re a open actor, you arnt winning any orcar’s for you’re shoot. Can the fucking “ooo yeah” & “fuck me”’s and harder, faster, “squeal, squeal”. Fuck off!

and guys who can’t give blowy’s properly and just spit on it and just wank the guys off with they’re mouth near by, just bore off!
 

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Unnatural noises... like, dear Jesus, that's not a dick up your ass, it's the devil!

Women who squeel and squeek like a 5-year-old at a petting-zoo. It's just wrong. You're a grown woman... why sound like a developmentally stunted child who is having an intense base reaction to visual stimuli. Seriously... some sound like babies merrily gurgling away while something shiny is being dangled in front of them.

Zero chemistry is so annoying. Two people who don't even seem to like their job, let alone each other quickly turn into two sacks of meat slapping against each other. It's not sexy... it ruins whatever mood they're trying to set.
Ditto
 
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I like people to cum in porn. it should be a given, but it is not. In lots of scenes the bottoms don't cum in scenes in studio porn, which I hate, but often in Only Fans, no one cums!!!!! I am not talking about those hated two and three part scenes. I mean anywhere in the scene. I just watched Cade Maddox and his bf on an OF scene. I can't imagine having a scene with either and no one getting off, but that is the case. Hunks cock sucking bareback fucking orgy This is actually one of my favorite videos for some reason, but in this orgy of around 7 people on a bed, only one person cums. 1 person!!! Still, it does it for me. because I like the guys
Jason Sparks has some really scorching scenes where everyone cums, but in most only one person cums. If the bottom cums, over half the time the top doesn't get off. That really galls me.
 
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