Pete Burns ; The Remake ...

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    Pete Burns recently re-appeared on a bizarre television programme .
    Burns was released from prison after stalking and assaulting his former fiancee . Penniless and wearing an electronic tagging device, Petey moves in with a besotted fan who says of Peter Burns "SHE is the most beautiful woman in the world" (or words to that effect) !
    Carcrash tv at its' best.
    "Misery" for all concerned.
    Apologies to Annie and Stephen King ...
     
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    What he really needs to do is find himself a brand new lover.
     
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    Now that's a guy with issues if ever there was one!!
     
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    He could always get married again !
    He was married to wife Lynne for 20+ years ...
     
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    Did he steal her lip-liner one too many times? Seriously? 20+years??? :eek::confused::eek:
     
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    You mean he's not a fag?!:eek:
     
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    Oy Vey...
     
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    They worked in a shop together in Liverpool in the early 1980s.
    Pete Burns was also a hairdresser but got fired ...
    Lynne doesn't seem to favour cosmetics for some reason !
    Burns might admit to a degree of bisexuality .... if hard-pressed.
    Add him to the pile marked Prince Edward, Michael Barrymore, Paul Burrell, Michael Portillo, ad nauseum .
     
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    I'm with ya there. That was always the assumption of everyone that I know. Maybe it was his sending of sloppy kisses to Big Daddy (of the Rhythm), that made us suspicious. :rolleyes:
     
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    What about the pornstar who was gangbanged by some ungodly amount of dicks for like ~10 hours? She "didn't reach orgasm" because "only her boyfriend knew how".

     
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    Wait, was Pete her boyfriend, or have we just gone seriously tangential?
     
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    Wouldn't be one bloody bit surprised. In fact I heard he was. Streuth!


    Blow on the rumour mill and you'll see it in at least the remake. Snowballing at it's finest.
     
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    If you have some information... awesome. However, um, we usually try to dispel rumours here, not create them. :rolleyes:
     
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    "Pete" was mentioned, possibly quite a few times on a comments board I pursued, but could have easily referred to Peter Davy. I just banter on here because I will not make a more truthful judgement until I am experiencing it.


    Maybe people want more money from the record deals, maybe he just wants to be heard once more... The behind the scenes culture of global artists can be quite mind-altering.

    And I guess it's like old age... to them it makes sense.
     
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