petition to give dolfette goddess-like powers,

[dolfette]

Welcome to the Ninth Reich

cool huh?

But what about the misandrous females?
And blocking them from pms-ing on the innocent male posters. :biggrin1:

they get cookies. choc chip cookies. and 'get into pms free' cards.

 

[Drifterwood]

You're going to have to clamp spikey things on my nipples and torture my genitals with vibrating devices to make me comply.

 

[Drifterwood]

I just noticed that option one was to live by her whim. Oops :redface: Maybe it was a freudian typo on her parts rather than my misreading.

 

[dolfette]

You're going to have to clamp spikey things on my nipples and torture my genitals with vibrating devices to make me comply.

that sounds like fun :smile:

 

[Enid]

might i suggest a violet wand?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/771157_37af2260d0.jpg

http://www.violetwand.com/images/site/violet_wand1.jpg

 

[B_spiker067]

might i suggest a violet wand?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/771157_37af2260d0.jpg

http://www.violetwand.com/images/site/violet_wand1.jpg

I'm intrigued.

What is a violet wand? Are you an expert applicator of the wand? Are there any psycho-sexual side affects to playing with electricity in such a Dr. Frankenstein kind of way?

 

[invisibleman]

But what about the misandrous females?
And blocking them from pms-ing on the innocent male posters. :biggrin1:

HA.

Give that man a medal!

The world needs to laugh to keep from crying...don'tcha think? :smile:

 

[invisibleman]

But what about the misandrous females?
And blocking them from pms-ing on the innocent male posters. :biggrin1:

they get cookies. choc chip cookies. and 'get into pms free' cards.

Me love cookies. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!

--Invisicookiemonster

 

[Opalite]

I voted yay, because we all love to see dolf make 'em cry, as we all know she's capable of anytime.

 

[Opalite]

If you guys don't come to your senses soon, I shall have to take up the sword of truth and shield of destiny and slay this godforesaken dragon.

Interesting. So this sword of your's.. It vibrates, yes?

 

[B_spiker067]

Interesting. So this sword of your's.. It vibrates, yes?

If it does vibrate, I hope it turns off for the sword swallowing routine.

 

[Iceman2215]

I think that ignoring the issue at hand is going to come back to bite you in the ass. Undoubtedly, there is a whole contigent of hetero males interested in this FOIA.

I'll do it!!!!!! I will bite her ass!!!:biggrin1:

 

[B_spiker067]

I'll do it!!!!!! I will bite her ass!!!:biggrin1:

I'm glad you picked up on that path not taken.

 

[D_Peter Stubigg]

I voted in favor, does that mean I get a chance to achieve my 30% Merit Badge?

 

[voidout]

hahaha. now i'm emotionally AND physically going to be bitten? awww, fuck. FINE, SPIKER...i'll be right over.

 

[B_spiker067]

hahaha. now i'm emotionally AND physically going to be bitten? awww, fuck. FINE, SPIKER...i'll be right over.

Finally you succumb to my roguish charms?

I didn't even have to send a penis picture. I'm getting good.

 

[voidout]

Finally you succumb to my roguish charms?

I didn't even have to send a penis picture. I'm getting good.

This bitch doesn't need any fancy (or average...or disappointing...) pictures.

Besides...I'll handle this myself. Like a real woman does.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

you have my vote dolfette :smile: