Pets Watching You Fuck

[nomju]

We have a small jack Russell dog, that sleeps on the bed with us. Inbeteen us in fact.
It's quite comical when we fukc, as we have to bat her off the bed, and she sits there looking confused while we get down to action.
What is noticeable though is that when we've finally finished, she won't sleep between us, but snuggles up to my wife, keeping her distance from me.
Is she comforting my wife because she thinks I've been attacking her, mistaking her orgasmic moans as distress?
Anyone else have similar problems?

 

[1078735]

Haha yes! Our boxer is the same way. Ultra clingy to my wife, while giving me the stink eye. But she's always been momma's girl. My bully just does what he ways does. Lay there, snoring and dreaming of food.

 

[deleted136887]

yes.
german shepard.
he used to sleep on bed with us.
as s previous poster aptly framed it.
the stink eye.
I know the mutt is not human of course.
but he certainly gives me the stink eye.
and I am his walking buddy!
he dead now rip.

 

[DiamondJoe]

As Mark Twain pointed out, "Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to."

I'm pretty sure animals don't view our antics in quite the same excited way we do. Well, at least the cat has never taken me up on that offer of a 3sum.

 

[sizehungry]

My cat just used to sit there , watching intently , as if to keep score , or pass judgement , all the while ignoring repeated demands to fuck off . . Methinks he may have been a sexual deviant of sorts .

 

[ericbear]

I used to have a blind boyfriend, who had a lovely seeing-eye dog. Now, a pet is one thing, and a service animal is something completely different. And believe me, you do not want your seeing eye dog pissed off at you. The dog was not confused about the act in progress, knew exactly what was going on, and that was troubling to him, as he had the impression he was the alpha male in the household. It took a while, but we reached an amicable understanding...

 

[edonline]

I had a fuck buddy who had a Siberian husky and, if you know they breed, they are VERY vocal. The first time I fucked my buddy at his house and we got into it with him grunting, moaning and groaning, the husky must have taken it as a signal and started vocalising. It was a bit startling at first but then became quite funny.

 

[1078735]

I had a fuck buddy who had a Siberian husky and, if you know they breed, they are VERY vocal. The first time I fucked my buddy at his house and we got into it with him grunting, moaning and groaning, the husky must have taken it as a signal and started vocalising. It was a bit startling at first but then became quite funny.

 

[rbi99]

We lost our lab several years ago, but when he was still with us we were as tight as it gets. He actually growled at my wife a few times when I was extra boisterous. Our puggle jumps up on the bed when we make love. She stays over by my side but doesn't interfere.

 

[Bigcockman1]

I dont have a pet , however, when I do find a roommate and he has a pet , I'm not sure if I want the pet to watch me have sex and masturbate. Just makes the act way more dirty when the pets looking.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Must be a dog thing, because I've never had cats watch us have sex per say, but more like they can be a pain in the ass sometimes and want attention while we are busy. They do have a sense of ill-timing and choose that moment to want petting or in one or two cases tried to go after the wife's hand while she is stroking me, thinking she was trying to play with them. It did make me self-conscience as well as concerned; missing her hands with a playful bite or swipe and tagging my junk instead would not have been pleasant .

They've also have had a bad habit of sniffing the sheets or wet spot afterwards, so they could be perving. Mostly we've learned to lock them out when it comes to sex time; in which case they will just annoyingly cry at the door till we'll done.