petty shit that you really hate in a man.

[HiddenLacey]

I hate when I am trying to agree with someone and they automatically say, No....., and then proceed to repeat me, with different wording.

Oh and that thing about not sitting on public seats? Moi always wipes it down with paper first nowadays. Because of inconsiderate and selfish females who have been there first. I excuse them in my mind as having been brought up in the 3rd world where everybody squats so they obviously can't manage to piss without their legs up to their chests.

This Graffiti needs spreading virally:

IF YOU SPRINKLE
WHEN YOU TINKLE
PLEASE BE NEAT
WIPE THE SEAT

lol I squat I do NOT stand on the toilet seat I actually prefer to wait till I get home if at all possible. I think if I tried to stand on it I would slip and fall... it wouldn't be pretty to say the least

 

[HiddenLacey]

Dear Kettle,

You are soooo black.

Sincerely,

Pot

What? Please explain how I am soooo black? I'm pretty good about asking for what I want. I can admit that I have a problem with talking about sex with my man. I am definitely not perfect

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Toilet seats and all that stuff really never bothers me. As for gross habits, some men have them, some don't - I can think of just as many women with gross habits as I can men - those things are individual to individual for me, I don't see it as a man / woman thing. I've shared accommodation with male, friends, relatives and partners and there really is only one thing I have noticed as (in my experience) exclusively male that bugs me:

When men cook they have to use damn near every available plate, bowl, container, cup, saucer, jug and whatever else they can find in the kitchen - including stuff you never knew you had. When I make a meal with let's say 4 distinct parts there will be 4, or at most 5, dirty pans or bowls after. When any of my male friends (etc.) make the same meal there will be 20 dirty pans, bowls, etc.. How?? How do they do it?

It's only really irritating on any kind of a serious level if I have to tidy up - and that behaviour has varied from man to man.

Hick, I must say, isn't too bad but I do sometimes wonder how we go from a clean kitchen to a dishwasher that's completely full when we've had what I consider a 3 pan, two plate meal.

 

[Enid]

I tried to think of something petty I dislike and could only come up with poor grammar and spelling, but this applies to both sexes for me.

I also don't like rich guys who are brash and materialistic, but I don't consider that to be a petty thing to dislike. Again this applies to both sexes as well.

 

[freyasworld]

Breathing

 

[HiddenLacey]

Breathing

Do you mean the way they breath or them breathing to stay alive?

 

[freyasworld]

Do you mean the way they breath or them breathing to stay alive?

Do you have to ask!

 

[dolfette]

When men cook they have to use damn near every available plate, bowl, container, cup, saucer, jug and whatever else they can find in the kitchen - including stuff you never knew you had. When I make a meal with let's say 4 distinct parts there will be 4, or at most 5, dirty pans or bowls after. When any of my male friends (etc.) make the same meal there will be 20 dirty pans, bowls, etc.. How?? How do they do it?

i hate that!!
men aren't allowed to make anything more complicated than a cup of tea in my kitchen.

Breathing

ahahahahaha!

but seriously, my ex used to breathe in such an irritating way that i used to lie awake at night and fantasise about killing him in his sleep.

 

[sbat]

Crying...about women, sports teams, elections.

Tears from men should only be acceptable in event of the death of a loved one.

 

[dolfette]

Crying...about women, sports teams, elections.

Tears from men should only be acceptable in event of the death of a loved one.

both genders cry too damn much.

quit being a baby!

 

[HiddenLacey]

Crying...about women, sports teams, elections.

Tears from men should only be acceptable in event of the death of a loved one.

haha, I can't be critical of it because I'm a softie and I cry at anything that's sad. Honey I shrunk the kids... you know when the ant died... yeah I cried... so I guess I wouldn't consider it something petty a guy would do, I can only recall seeing guys cry a few times! But I'm strange I never like people to see me cry especially my boyfriend so if I'm upset I'm more apt to hide that part of myself.

 

[EllieP]

Clippings! All kind. If it's not beard trimmings, it's nails or guitar strings. Seriously! Watch where those little things fly! I can't tell you the number of times I've stepped on a little bit of wire in the carpet.

As for beard trimmings on the lavatory, come on! There's a cloth right there - use it! Just gross. Nail clippings, I won't even go there - or tell you where I find them.

The whole pee thing, too.

 

[HiddenLacey]

Clippings! All kind. If it's not beard trimmings, it's nails or guitar strings. Seriously! Watch where those little things fly! I can't tell you the number of times I've stepped on a little bit of wire in the carpet.

As for beard trimmings on the lavatory, come on! There's a cloth right there - use it! Just gross. Nail clippings, I won't even go there - or tell you where I find them.

The whole pee thing, too.

I'm still laughing about this:tongue:

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

the real reason is that when a man pees, the water splashes up and on the toilet seat.

I have to aim at the back of the bowel so the stream can bounce into the water.

Strange place to want to pee....:tongue:


My pet hate is when men sit with their hand down their pants with a hand on their nuts.STOP IT you gross sod!!! I always ask if their checking it's still there:biggrin1:

How some men drop socks and pants on the floor....and when a guy shaves,the bristly bits left in the sink........WASH IT AWAY,the tap won't kill you if you touch it!!

My BIGGEST pet hate is how some guys seem to surgically attached to the remote control ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[HiddenLacey]

My pet hate is when men sit with their hand down their pants with a hand on their nuts.STOP IT you gross sod!!! I always ask if their checking it's still there:biggrin1:

LMAO mine does this. Honestly I just try to ignore it now. :tongue:

 

[sbat]

Clippings! All kind. If it's not beard trimmings, it's nails or guitar strings. Seriously! Watch where those little things fly! I can't tell you the number of times I've stepped on a little bit of wire in the carpet.

As for beard trimmings on the lavatory, come on! There's a cloth right there - use it! Just gross. Nail clippings, I won't even go there - or tell you where I find them.

The whole pee thing, too.

I get where you are coming from Ellie, but I mean, come on! What about the bloody tampons just left unflushed in the toilet? My girlfriend singlehandedly destroyed my friendship with my roomates that way.

 

[sbat]

So, I'm thinking...the key behind the petty conflicts between men and women is found in the bathroom?

 

[HiddenLacey]

So, I'm thinking...the key behind the petty conflicts between men and women is found in the bathroom?

Nope its the living environment.:tongue: Cause mine has been known to cut his toenails on the bed. Ever have one of those poke you I call them crow-nails!!! And even the things I say bother me really dont bother me that much. I have a saint bernard in my house NOTHING could be worse unless we start bringing the horses in. Then I'm just going to turn it into a barn and put hay on the floor in the rooms!

 

[sbat]

Well, submissive, with your st bernard, at least you guys won't be fighting over setting the alarm clock

 

[HiddenLacey]

Well, submissive, with your st bernard, at least you guys won't be fighting over setting the alarm clock

Lmao hey now he has a dog too:wink: Men are great overall I think sometimes we just gripe and grumble about things that really are not that important. I certainly do it and I need to stop it:redface: