petty shit that you really hate in a man.

[Enid]

Guys who ride my ass.

To the guy who rode my ass this morning:

I get it. You wanted to go faster, and given that you drive a Ford Focus maybe you are under the impression that you are fast and/or furious. I'm the girl who was in front of you this morning, driving at various speeds with the constant being that you were so close to my rear end it felt like I was trapped in a changing room with Richard Simmons.

I offer you these common sense tips:

1. Tailgating is a dick move, and it's even more of a dick move if the person in front of you is already above the speed limit in the slow lane on a well-patrolled road.
2. It actually makes sense to leave some distance for you too. If I have to slam on the brakes, I don't want you crashing into me.
3. If you are tailgating someone and they slow down, that's your cue to pass and if you can't pass, well then flip off because you are being a dick anyway.

 

[petite]

Beard burn! Stubble looks sexy on a lot of men, but if feels awful during sex! I hate beard burn on my neck, face, and my more sensitive places.

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Moaning/complaining about things that don't matter.

Putting empty cartons back into the fridge.

Falling asleep infront of the tele and then insisting they were just 'resting their eyes'

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Moaning/complaining about things that don't matter.

Putting empty cartons back into the fridge.

Falling asleep infront of the tele and then insisting they were just 'resting their eyes'

Hey... I do all those things...

Oh dear God!! I'm a man!!

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Hey... I do all those things...

Oh dear God!! I'm a man!!

Nah,cos it's ok when a woman does those things......just not when guys do them:biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[piercedjobbie]

I'm going to school on all of this in a determined attempt to make myself a good man. I've got one nasty behind me in that I sit down to pee - for two reasons 1. I have a PA and 2. I have to clean to commode and that splashing is gross. I don't whine or complain but could do better on a couple other items. Ladies, at what point will I be considered housebroken and worth a shot?

 

[dolfette]

taking pride in their bodily functions.
we all do them and nobody is impressed.

 

[HiddenLacey]

Coming to bed dirty! Seriously I always smell good when I hit the bed. A five minute scrub down with some soap would be good otherwise get your dirty self off of my pillow!!!!!!!!!!

Disgusting and drives me crazy! I can't sleep like that!

 

[HiddenLacey]

I'm going to school on all of this in a determined attempt to make myself a good man. I've got one nasty behind me in that I sit down to pee - for two reasons 1. I have a PA and 2. I have to clean to commode and that splashing is gross. I don't whine or complain but could do better on a couple other items. Ladies, at what point will I be considered housebroken and worth a shot?

Look at you cleaning up the splashing... good grief I would hate to go through an airport security with you:tongue: Great piercings though, your a brave man!!

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Coming to bed dirty! Seriously I always smell good when I hit the bed. A five minute scrub down with some soap would be good otherwise get your dirty self off of my pillow!!!!!!!!!!

Disgusting and drives me crazy! I can't sleep like that!

:rofl: I have a mental image of you brandishing a massive wire bristle brush at a guy with a huge bar of carbolic soap!!

Look at you cleaning up the splashing... good grief I would hate to go through an airport security with you:tongue: Great piercings though, your a brave man!!

I dunno about him but i aint ever had an alarm go off due to my piercings......thanks goodness!!!

 

[HiddenLacey]

:rofl: I have a mental image of you brandishing a massive wire bristle brush at a guy with a huge bar of carbolic soap!!

LMAO I would too! I swear sometimes I just want to say get the freak up you dirty bastard I'll freakin scrub you down just stand in the shower. I don't know how some guys can stand it. I have to have a shower atleast once a day, sometimes twice. I cannot get into the bed and feel dirty. I remember living alone and working two jobs before I had this one doing acct'ing during the day and waiting tables at night. I got home at 1am one time and fell asleep waiting for soup to heat up in the microwave woke up a few hours later feeling like DEATH! I just don't know how people can stand it (ya'll know I mean this to be funny):biggrin1:


I dunno about him but i aint ever had an alarm go off due to my piercings......thanks goodness!!!

Did you look at him? How can they not go off? He has a metal penis:tongue: (joking with you jobbie they look hawt)

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

:rofl: I have a mental image of you brandishing a massive wire bristle brush at a guy with a huge bar of carbolic soap!!

LMAO I would too! I swear sometimes I just want to say get the freak up you dirty bastard I'll freakin scrub you down just stand in the shower. I don't know how some guys can stand it. I have to have a shower atleast once a day, sometimes twice. I cannot get into the bed and feel dirty. I remember living alone and working two jobs before I had this one doing acct'ing during the day and waiting tables at night. I got home at 1am one time and fell asleep waiting for soup to heat up in the microwave woke up a few hours later feeling like DEATH! I just don't know how people can stand it (ya'll know I mean this to be funny):biggrin1:

Stop it!! I'm in stitches laughing at the image i have in my mind HAHAHAHA!!!


I dunno about him but i aint ever had an alarm go off due to my piercings......thanks goodness!!!

Did you look at him? How can they not go off? He has a metal penis:tongue: (joking with you jobbie they look hawt)

Nope,never seen any pics of him but ....:wink:....anywayyyyyyyyy,i'm not sure what i would do if an alarm went off and they wanted to check to see what it was.....thankfully i got gold bars and rings in the most delicate of places:wink:.......and titanium ones in my tongue

 

[HiddenLacey]

Nope,never seen any pics of him but ....:wink:....anywayyyyyyyyy,i'm not sure what i would do if an alarm went off and they wanted to check to see what it was.....thankfully i got gold bars and rings in the most delicate of places:wink:.......and titanium ones in my tongue

Ah see that's what I get for having no idea what you use in that area. My belly ring was SS. Got riped out nice and pretty lovely scar to I cannot wait to get it redone just to cover the scar.

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Ah see that's what I get for having no idea what you use in that area. My belly ring was SS. Got riped out nice and pretty lovely scar to I cannot wait to get it redone just to cover the scar.

Ah,you can have titanium,SS,gold,silver...anything you want really but i bought one of the gold ones in Morocco and had the other one specially made with a white diamond instead of the ball....and OMG....does it work!:tongue:

My nipple jewellery are gold as well,both gold as well but they were only about £100 for the both of them.

I know how annoying it is having scars on the navel,i had a laparoscopy and i had to remove the belly bar,only to have it re-pierced and it kept migrating....****!!!!

 

[HiddenLacey]

Ah,you can have titanium,SS,gold,silver...anything you want really but i bought one of the gold ones in Morocco and had the other one specially made with a white diamond instead of the ball....and OMG....does it work!:tongue:

My nipple jewellery are gold as well,both gold as well but they were only about £100 for the both of them.

I know how annoying it is having scars on the navel,i had a laparoscopy and i had to remove the belly bar,only to have it re-pierced and it kept migrating....****!!!!

Ahhhh I've had my belly done twice already. The first time it migrated, the second timemy ex threw me over his shoulder to put me in the water, when he pulled me down the ball got hung up... whew talk about hurt and then you hit the salt water. I came up screaming. I think it was more startling than painful. I have always wanted to have my nipples done, I'm just a great big chicken. I'm not worried about the pain. If I could walk in with a mask on I could do it.

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Ahhhh I've had my belly done twice already. The first time it migrated, the second timemy ex threw me over his shoulder to put me in the water, when he pulled me down the ball got hung up... whew talk about hurt and then you hit the salt water. I came up screaming. I think it was more startling than painful. I have always wanted to have my nipples done, I'm just a great big chicken. I'm not worried about the pain. If I could walk in with a mask on I could do it.

Just go for it....but don't wear a lacey bra afterwards,i did and it made them bleed abit and buggered up my lacey bra:frown1:

Right,that's me done...g'nite lovely!

 

[piercedjobbie]

Ladies - I've never set off the security alarms and yes a couple of them hurt - but not that much. Okay, I believe I'm getting better and more acceptable. I shower before bed and I keep my toenails trimmed - real close. Let's see, I do a lot of gardening and my nails are a mess. I'll get one of those thingys for your nails and scrub real good.

Submissivegirl83 - I like a good laugh and am not offended at all. Actually, there have been times when I took them all out and my partner never knew the difference.

Got to go now and clean something......trying to worthy of all of you fine ladies.