Petty Shit You Hate In Women

[D_Barachiah Bigpickle]

Not all, but most. I like to cook and she likes it when I do... I have no complaints

 

[HiddenLacey]

Not all, but most. I like to cook and she likes it when I do... I have no complaints

Good for you:wink:

 

[dolfette]

''i'm so fat!!''

women who say that just need a slap.
...metaphorical, obviously.

and women who are always slapping guys' faces.
if he didn't physically touch you then you've no damn right,
and if he slaps you back it's your own damn fault.

 

[HiddenLacey]

''i'm so fat!!''

women who say that just need a slap.
...metaphorical, obviously.

and women who are always slapping guys' faces.
if he didn't physically touch you then you've no damn right,
and if he slaps you back it's your own damn fault.

I agree with this I'm not slapping anyone that can kick my butt

 

[Channelwood]

The large number of women? Who when they're talking? Have the vocal quirk of pausing after every phrase? And raising the pitch at the end? Who don't know that in English? That inflection has a specific meaning? So in conversation with them? Every sentence sounds like they're asking a question? That really annoys me?

 

[Drifterwood]

I do everything. But I will never put the seat down. I promised that a few years ago and I have been as good as my word.

 

[Zayne]

Not all women, but those who give birth in order to validate themselves through their children's love, irk me. Mother's love to boys often comes with the incestuous message that no other woman will ever be good enough for him. Any woman who has problems with her mother-in-law will attest to that and, ironically, will likely pass the same message on to her own son. Basically, stop having children for selfish reasons.

 

[Bbucko]

and women who are always slapping guys' faces.
if he didn't physically touch you then you've no damn right,
and if he slaps you back it's your own damn fault.

My mother (who, it must be said, has always had anger management issues combined with an addictive personality) used to pick fights with men, especially my father's coworkers all the time: slapping, throwing drinks. etc. I'll never understand why my dad would ever take her out.

Some of my pet peeves:

1) Entitled princesses;

2) Any form of passive-aggressive behavior;

3) An inconsistent disdain for traditional gender roles (as in when it suits her);

4) Girls who marry their tradesmen/apprentice high-school sweethearts (plumbers, electricians, etc), have a couple of kids, get a community-college degree and a white-collar job and who then feel as though her husband is "beneath" her, divorces him then bitches about being a single mom.

 

[Bbucko]

^^^Sorry about the formatting/underlining thing. It was not intentional^^^

 

[B_spiker067]

I hate that there are many more women who sign up for lpsg than who post on a regular basis.

Just what is in that pretty little head?

 

[curiousvirgin]

Oh, Here is one:

Scenario: at the icecream truck.
Guy: Hey hon, you want an icecream? I do.
Girl: No, Ill just have a bite of yours.
Guy: Ill get you one, its OK.
Girl: No, Ill be fine. I dont want anything.
2 minutes later...
Girl: can I have a bite of yours?
Guy: Hmmm... (a bit anoyed) Ok.

-She eats half or most of it!

WTF!!! I hate that shit more than anything. WHY DO YOU LADIES DO THAT!!!

Lol ive gotta admit i do that sometimes, mostly i ask if my friend would like to switch ice creams/ food... others food somehow always taste's better... aren't we entitled to change our minds?? sharing is caring boys, learn to share ice creams!:biggrin1:

 

[Kevbo]

1) Ladies, do not believe your own hype about the supposed female ability to multitask. Especially when driving.

2) If you're calling for any purpose other than functional reasons (aligning schedules, etc.), please be alert to and sensitive to the fact that I might be busy and unable to talk. Do not take it personally.

3) Similarly, organize your thoughts just before you call and, if I'm not there, leave a short, to-the-point, non-rambling message.

4) If you agree to let me watch the game, let me watch the game.

5) If you want to go to the game with me, then commit to the entire event. Do not complain that you are cold, or hot, or otherwise uncomfortable, halfway through the event, with the expectation that I will take you home immediately.

6) Do not tell the same personal anecdote to 5 other people and then turn to me and start to tell it again. I know you need your feelings confirmed and all that other Deborah Tannen stuff, and so do I occasionally, but surely there are limits?

7) Be careful with the volunteering of other people's time (such as, say, mine) unless you are absolutely sure it's not a problem. It usually isn't, but it's polite to check first.

8) I know you are used to your body and it is somewhat mundane to you, but please don't ruin the magic for me. Your breasts are wonderful structures of pleasure for me, not heavy uncomfortable sacks of fat. Your vagina is a a velvety succulent tunnel, not a problematic source of various sorts of feminine complaints. I'm not unaware of the day-to-day quotidian nature of your body to you, but don't throw it into my face unless you really need to. There is being honest with someone and then there is being truthful. My "truth" when I look at you is of this wondrous shapely creature who has somehow consented to share this endlessly arousing amusement park of a body with me.

Kevbo

 

[dolfette]

The large number of women? Who when they're talking? Have the vocal quirk of pausing after every phrase? And raising the pitch at the end? Who don't know that in English? That inflection has a specific meaning? So in conversation with them? Every sentence sounds like they're asking a question? That really annoys me?

it makes me want to scream? like they don't dare make a statement?

 

[Drifterwood]

it makes me want to scream? like they don't dare make a statement?

I heard this the other day.

"It was like sooooo awesome. And I wasn't even there."

God help us :frown1:.

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Maybe I'm just a witch then because if I'm climbing on the roof and helping put down shingles he can rake his food off his plate and put the plate in the sink.

I don't understand the hired help is a TV?

Oh i don't climb on the roof,i get someone out of the phone book to do things like for me.I wouldnt even trust o/h to climb on the roof

the cleaner is a transvestite perhaps.

Yes he is just that and (i'm not saying that's the reason why but) he is THE best cleaner i have ever employed.Thorough isnt the word.

OH:redface:... lol. I have no hired help, but I don't have 6 kids either. Whew I can't imagine. I would never sleep. Between work and the house and the yard and kids.... Tasha is the BOMB MOM!

It was hectic when they were all little but my youngest is nearly 17 so it's not too bad now.Though i have the hired help due to the long hours i work at the hospital.I do the gardening though,i love that....well i do most of it anyway!:smile:

Not all women, but those who give birth in order to validate themselves through their children's love, irk me. Mother's love to boys often comes with the incestuous message that no other woman will ever be good enough for him. Any woman who has problems with her mother-in-law will attest to that and, ironically, will likely pass the same message on to her own son. Basically, stop having children for selfish reasons.

Regardless,any mother will think that nobody is good enough for their child/ren.I have 5 daughters and a son and in my mind no man will ever be good enough for my girls and no woman will ever be good enough for my son.

Incestuous????? Wow! What a perverse thing to say........btw,how would you know anyway?

I can assure you that my feelings towards my son have never and never will be incestuous even though i feel that no woman will ever be good enough for him!!

Thankfully i have never had any probs with any of my mother in laws,apart from one but that is due to her alcoholism.My bfs mum is the best and she thinks i am the best thing that ever happened to her son.

 

[HiddenLacey]

Oh i don't climb on the roof,i get someone out of the phone book to do things like for me.I wouldnt even trust o/h to climb on the roof[/B]

It was hectic when they were all little but my youngest is nearly 17 so it's not too bad now.Though i have the hired help due to the long hours i work at the hospital.I do the gardening though,i love that....well i do most of it anyway!:smile:[/b]

Haha! I was raised in the country, my Dad never called anyone to fix anything and I seem to be attracted to guys like that. But where my Dad mowed the grass and fixed things my Mom cleaned the house and planted flowers and such. I'm an only child so once I got out on my own I took the things I watched my father do and tried (... and failed miserably at some of them) to do them myself. So my boyfriend whom I love very much likes to fix things too he just wants me to help. So even though I'm absolutely terrified to hang off the top of the ladder on my tiptoes to paint just alittle bit higher I do it because if I don't then he wants to know why I can't do it. I was never trying to sound like witch in my postings I just kind of think everyone should share in everything. Or we each have things we need to take care of. etc. And I love my garden too He said I'm not allowed to buy anymore flowers but I still sneak more in:biggrin1: because they are ever so pretty!!!

 

[EllieP]

OK, here's the golden rule straight from my Mum:

She who cleans the toilet decides how the lid should be left.

Case closed.

 

[vince]

it makes me want to scream? like they don't dare make a statement?

Canadian prairie girls sooo do that!?

It bugs me that women never look at the underside of the toilet seat to see the mess they make of it. After a few days of their pee splashing off the bowl and up to the underside, it's gross with dried urine. I lived with two women (at the same time) in the eighties. I was constantly cleaning the underside of the toilet seat. So one week I didn't do it, I made sure the seat was always down. Then on Saturday I left it up when one of them's mother came over! HAHAH!! Mum was not impressed with Christina's housekeeping. I was cut off for a couple days. The dumb bitches didn't change their nasty ways though.. they did it just to spite me.

 

[Enid]

I think I have one maybe -- women with a strong sense of entitlement who consistently manipulate men into giving them material things. But I'm struggling with the "petty" part, as I don't think that's a petty thing to dislike.

My aversion to misplaced apostrophes (apostrophe's) and excessive exclamation marks is probably petty though. And tons of lols, yuck.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I know you are used to your body and it is somewhat mundane to you, but please don't ruin the magic for me. Your breasts are wonderful structures of pleasure for me, not heavy uncomfortable sacks of fat. Your vagina is a a velvety succulent tunnel, not a problematic source of various sorts of feminine complaints. I'm not unaware of the day-to-day quotidian nature of your body to you, but don't throw it into my face unless you really need to. There is being honest with someone and then there is being truthful. My "truth" when I look at you is of this wondrous shapely creature who has somehow consented to share this endlessly arousing amusement park of a body with me.

If you don't love someone warts and all then you don't love them.

If I have an issue, even the tiniest issue, with a body bit Hick shares or a uniquely female bit, I will discuss it with him. I don't want to be with someone who sets me on a pedestal and refuses to see me as fully human. Nor would I want him not to tell me about any issues he has. Nothing about either the male or female body is too gross to know about. It's all beautiful.

Maybe that's something you learn when you become a parent - I think I was more squeamish before I was a mom, but not to the point where I wouldn't have wanted to know if my partner had a 'plumbing' issue, for example.