Petty Shit You Hate In Women

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

If you bought the right size, then no, your ass wouldn't look fat.

Yes it would.A fat ass is gonna look fat regardless of what size clothes are worn.

Unless she wears a crinoline.........and that isnt gonna happen!

Maybe because men don't bitch & moan.

Thanks...i've just wet myself laughing!:tongue:

 

[bigguy11211]

Hmmm, I'll freely admit that I do possess some of the flaws mentioned here - laziness, not giving a shit about the toilet seat, missing the toilet etc etc, but nonetheless I thought I'd add my own personal pet hate - the incredible gift of 20:20 hindsight. Unable to make a call, yet more than happy to criticise the decision made.

"Why did you do that?"
"We had to make a decision, I didn't hear you saying anything"
"But why that, why didn't you do X instead, that would have been much better"
"Why didn't you mention it at the time?
"Errrr...I thought it was obvious"

Navigating in a car, choosing a restaurant, buying...pretty much anything. Nonetheless, it is a pet hate, a peeve, and no more than that.

 

[WeirdLabs]

The one thing that really gets my piss boiling is nagging.
Yes, a warm hug can fix it in seconds, and it usually does. But there are some days she just won't quit. Nag nag nag nag...
I know it's usually just a symptom of something that has nothing to do with me, but when she starts nagging like that I just get up and leave her alone for hours, sometimes days...

 

[dolfette]

The one thing that really gets my piss boiling is nagging.
Yes, a warm hug can fix it in seconds, and it usually does. But there are some days she just won't quit. Nag nag nag nag...
I know it's usually just a symptom of something that has nothing to do with me, but when she starts nagging like that I just get up and leave her alone for hours, sometimes days...

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[HiddenLacey]

Hmmm, I'll freely admit that I do possess some of the flaws mentioned here - laziness, not giving a shit about the toilet seat, missing the toilet etc etc, but nonetheless I thought I'd add my own personal pet hate - the incredible gift of 20:20 hindsight. Unable to make a call, yet more than happy to criticise the decision made.

"Why did you do that?"
"We had to make a decision, I didn't hear you saying anything"
"But why that, why didn't you do X instead, that would have been much better"
"Why didn't you mention it at the time?
"Errrr...I thought it was obvious"

Navigating in a car, choosing a restaurant, buying...pretty much anything. Nonetheless, it is a pet hate, a peeve, and no more than that.

lol I like this one. MY guy used to drive me crazy making me choose everywhere to eat. Finally I looked at him and said "look, when I want something specific I'll tell you, so when I say I don't care, thats what it means. And if you take me to a dive that's my problem right?" "Which also means if I say I want seafood from a place thats an hour away that's what I want" .... he never gets mad at me anymore now I just say what I want or I don't care. It works great for us:tongue:

 

[B_BoysAreToys]

Are you guys still bitching about stupid shit?

I love women. I love tits. I love chix asses. I love what a good woman brings to my life. I love cooking with a girl I like. I like snugglin up with MY chick. I have actually been in love with 2 girls. I even have a love for sluts that get me through the hard times without woman.

Quit yer snivelin. I'm happy to drop em a dime here and there if I can keep em around.

But they'll never control me.

That's my take.

Double awwwwww!

If you meant it, that is and weren't just trying to score points with the girls.

 

[Wish-4-8]

You forgot the most important job a man has, that is caring and supporting his wife or g/f, been there for her when she's feeling down, fed up and hating the world. To care for her when she is feeling scared, frightened for the future or about her kids, her home and her life.....

90% of the time when women moan and groan about the above, it's because they need support, a little help, a hug, a shoulder or for someone to say, sit your arse down let me get you a cappuccino and I'll do it!

Yes we can all generalise.....

I dont mean to sound condesending, but dont you know the meaning of the word "petty"?

You are talking about the important stuff. This thread is about petty stuff. Because you could love someone to pieces and still, there are little things that irk you. I believe the intention of this thread, both threads, were about having fun.

 

[Wish-4-8]

Double awwwwww!

If you meant it, that is and weren't just trying to score points with the girls.

Yeah, he is trying to make the perfect gentleman list from the other thread, coz no one named him. But then he gets banned? For a second time! Ouch!

 

[DiscoBoy]

Don't get upset with me for offering you constructive criticism when you ask for it. You're a full-grown woman, man up already.:tongue:

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

My husband would say that he hates it when i greet him at the door with a bad beer.

 

[vince]

^^^ I'm sure it doesn't matter what the beer is if you are greeting him at the door. :wink:

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

^^^ I'm sure it doesn't matter what the beer is if you are greeting him at the door. :wink:

I dunno, he might start flipping out if it's not a good one. He just has nothing better to do ya know? ha

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Here's one that comes to mind.

Please ladies don't say "lets go out for dinner, and not for drinks because we've been going out and getting drunk too often and it's so nice just to have a great meal in a lovely restaurant instead", and then drag me to a bar full of gays after I've had a massive meal in an expensive restaurant, and then proceed to get so drunk you end up dancing on the bar with a bunch of queens while I sit there looking bloated and annoyed because you're a total cock-blocker. And then after I've held you hair while you puked and cried and dropped you home (making sure you didn't kill yourself on the stairs) and tucked you up in bed with a bucket beside you don't phone me up the next morning and complain about your hangover and how I'm terrible for dragging you out like that and getting you plastered in a gay bar! Oh and then say lets go for breakfast, and order us both Mimosas with your eggs Benedict!

Don't then spend the entire breakfast complaining about how I always take you to gay bars and make you drink, and that you spent so much time/money on looking nice last night and all you got for it was a bunch of Homos being bitchy to you and no handsome straight guy attention.

I met you in a gay bar woman! You're a Lush and a Faghag, you like gay bars more than I do and you drink because your SO is a vibrator and some gay porn! Don't blame me and every other gay man in the world for your self imposed misery. Or have the cheek to claim that you prefer straight guys because they're more honest and less likely to steal from you, are better looking and more masculine!

Oh and then proceed to tell me about what life is like for gay men, or lecture me on the failings of Homos. Shut up.

 

[HiddenLacey]

Here's one that comes to mind.

Please ladies don't say "lets go out for dinner, and not for drinks because we've been going out and getting drunk too often and it's so nice just to have a great meal in a lovely restaurant instead", and then drag me to a bar full of gays after I've had a massive meal in an expensive restaurant, and then proceed to get so drunk you end up dancing on the bar with a bunch of queens while I sit there looking bloated and annoyed because you're a total cock-blocker and then after I've held you hair while you puked and cried and dropped you home (making sure you didn't kill yourself on the stairs) and tucked you up in bed with a bucket beside the bed phone me up the nest morning and complain about your hangover and how I'm terrible for dragging you out like that and getting you plastered in a gay bar! Oh and then say lets go for breakfast, and order us both Mimosas with your eggs Benedict!

Dont then spend the entire breakfast complaining about how I always take you to gay bars and make you drink, and that you spent so much time/money on looking nice last night and all you got for it was a bunch of Homos being bitchy to you and no handsome straight guy attention.

I met you in a gay bar woman! You're a Lush and a Faghag, you like gay bars more than I do and you drink because your SO is a vibrator and some gay porn! Don't blame me and every other gay man in the world for your self imposed misery. Or have the cheek to claim that you prefer straight guys because they're more honest and less likely to steal from you, are better looking and more masculine!

Oh and then proceed to tell me about what life is like for gay men, or lecture me on the failings of Homos. Shut up.

ROFL.... I take it this has happened to you several times

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

ROFL.... I take it this has happened to you several times

I have several friends who do all, some or part of the above regularly :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

I mean I love em but that shit would try anyone's patience.

 

[sbat]

Don't slap me for not doing something you like, like googling something for you when your computer is sitting on your lap, and then get mad when I slap you back

 

[Enid]

I do have another one to throw in the ring: shopping. Specifically clothes shopping. Oh. My. God. I went to a mall-like place with a friend recently and she dragged me into 8 stores. At one point I seriously wished I had a tranquilizer gun with me. Just shoot me, already!

But I guess I can't complain. I am the same way in book stores. My boyfriend will look at me and say, "Keep your phone on you. Don't turn it off. We have reservations in one hour." And he still has to drag me out. Sometimes by the hair.

I felt that way with my friend in the dress shop.

 

[HiddenLacey]

I do have another one to throw in the ring: shopping. Specifically clothes shopping. Oh. My. God. I went to a mall-like place with a friend recently and she dragged me into 8 stores. At one point I seriously wished I had a tranquilizer gun with me. Just shoot me, already!

But I guess I can't complain. I am the same way in book stores. My boyfriend will look at me and say, "Keep your phone on you. Don't turn it off. We have reservations in one hour." And he still has to drag me out. Sometimes by the hair.

I felt that way with my friend in the dress shop.

LMAO I'm the same way in book stores. I HATE HATE shopping for clothes. I normally go with a goal in mind and I'm out in 30 minutes. I can't stand browsing for hours I have a girlfriend that drags me to the chain stores like tj maxx and marshall's... NO NO NO if I want something I want a whole pile of them RIGHT behind the front one so I can get a size bigger or smaller and get out of dodge! And the mall is only graced with my presence oneday before Christmas each year.

 

[Enid]

LMAO I'm the same way in book stores. I HATE HATE shopping for clothes. I normally go with a goal in mind and I'm out in 30 minutes. I can't stand browsing for hours I have a girlfriend that drags me to the chain stores like tj maxx and marshall's... NO NO NO if I want something I want a whole pile of them RIGHT behind the front one so I can get a size bigger or smaller and get out of dodge! And the mall is only graced with my presence oneday before Christmas each year.

Heehee.

If I believed in hell, I would probably imagine it to be like a mall at holiday time.

If I have to purchase clothes in a shop that is not a thrift store, then I like to just get in get out (that's what she said). I can always return. Little time as possible for me, those places suck the very soul out of my skull.

 

[hung_proper1978]

I do have another one to throw in the ring: shopping. Specifically clothes shopping. Oh. My. God. I went to a mall-like place with a friend recently and she dragged me into 8 stores. At one point I seriously wished I had a tranquilizer gun with me. Just shoot me, already!

But I guess I can't complain. I am the same way in book stores. My boyfriend will look at me and say, "Keep your phone on you. Don't turn it off. We have reservations in one hour." And he still has to drag me out. Sometimes by the hair.

I felt that way with my friend in the dress shop.

I have some girl friends that would say only 8 stores!?