Petty Shit You Hate In Women

[SweetLovesVick]

My sweet girl is a saint bernard, I love every fuzzy droolie slobbery inch:biggrin1: Plus she sounds really mean so when I lived alone she protected me! But she's old now and has hip displasia so I have to get her in my SUV some how. For once it would be nice to have guy muscles

A Saint Bernard............. I knew I really liked you! I have two of them over 140 pounds and I vacuum the whole McMansion I built twice a day everyday.

I am lucky my husband helps with everything. At first he said I will do all the outside and I would take care of indoors but we like to work with each other so we pretty much share. I am thankful everyday that he is a true hands on Dad.

We have a toilet seat battle going on with training our 5 yr old son.

I do Hate all the women in my moms group who constantly bitch about there husbands, I think if they stop bitching then maybe the guys will help out more?

 

[HiddenLacey]

A Saint Bernard............. I knew I really liked you! I have two of them over 140 pounds and I vacuum the whole McMansion I built twice a day everyday.

I am lucky my husband helps with everything. At first he said I will do all the outside and I would take care of indoors but we like to work with each other so we pretty much share. I am thankful everyday that he is a true hands on Dad.

We have a toilet seat battle going on with training our 5 yr old son.

I do Hate all the women in my moms group who constantly bitch about there husbands, I think if they stop bitching then maybe the guys will help out more?

LMAO, I keep all my furniture pushed together so she cannot lay on it. I want to get leather because I know she can lay on it and cleaning it will not be a pain. But my fat kitty may try to take it apart with his nails so I just push it all together for now:tongue: It looks rather funny if someone shows up unexpectedly but most of the time I can say I'll be right back and I run to the den and pull it all out... nice and normal:biggrin1:

I don't really complain about the toilet seat. I think after he saw the dog slobbering all over it a few times he learned it's in his best interest to put both the seat and the lid down. The toilet seat is the least of my bathroom worries.... it's when they urinate and it splashes and I have to clean it up *shudders*

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

i absolutely hate it when women start drama one day and then pretend like nothing happened the next day. it's worse than when men pretend like nothing happened (cuz most of the time men don't even pay enough attention to understand what happened), but that's beside the point. it gets under my skin and irritates the fuck out of me because i've always been the type of person who keeps it real. i've never been the type to put up a front and pretend to be someone's friend while pissing on their leg. if you have beef with a person, just get it out of your system and squash the bullshit!

i also hate it when women are desperate for attention and will go out of their way for other people to notice them so they can be the center of the universe. having that specific quality in a personality can't make a person any lower than they already are, i.e. getting touchy-feely with someone who isn't interested, dancing suggestively, flashing boobs/thong/up-skirt, etc. can we say, "no class whatsoever?"

and the materialistic stuff... ugh!!! this irritates me the most!!!!!! i don't care if someone has 10X the designer purses/shoes/clothes/make up that i will never have. i fucking shop at target and old navy, and i'm ok with it! i don't need a new coach purse every season to make me happy... i don't need to get a new phone/iPod/GPS/laptop every 3 months to keep up with the trends... i don't need to drive a BMW... i don't need to buy ugg boots, mac cosmetics, and gucci sunglasses because all my girlfriends have them and i don't! and hell, i don't need the headache talking about all the shit i won't remember either!

 

[Shadontay]

I have to agree 100% about the materialistic thing. I think guys are just as bad except with different items. Someone was looking at me weird the other day and I later remembered them looking at my hands. I was holding an 1st generation iPod mini. I guess I'm not cool since I don't have the newest version that does the same thing, PLAY MUSIC, but with some nicer options.

Funny thing is that it broke a few days later, and right after I had to replace a lost cell phone. I would have just bought a 1st generation iPhone. The new ones are pretty expensive, and I only use cell phones for calls, not the internet or whatever else people do (I don't even know or care). It's cheaper than a land-line and you don't get solicitors, so that's why I finally bought a cell phone (that and hating using dirty pay phones when on the go).

Shopping for clothes is a nightmare so I no longer really do it unless absolutely necessary. If you don't follow every little trend out there and have good taste you don't have to worry about constantly updating your wardrobe....but I'm a guy, so what do I know?

Joy should come from within, from your interaction with others and the world, and loving your partner for who they are. Beautiful things are not to be overlooked, but when you become consumed with acquiring possessions you have truly lost touch with what's important.

The only thing that really gets me is when women say they want a nice guy and then go for a bad boy. I don't think they're lying about wanting a nice guy. My theory is that these women think they will be able to be the ONE girl that will be able to tame that bad boy and make him a nice guy, keeping that bad boy exterior intact. Well, I fully understand this and have no problem with it. However, if you've attempted this conversion several times with no success, and complain that all men are (whatever insult you like), then I really do get offended, just as a woman should when men negatively stereotype them.

Damn that was long-winded.

 

[D_Ezdras Dingledonger]

I seem to have to endure a lot of passive-aggressive behaviour from women; lots of sulking, obstructionism, distrust, deliberate incompetence (ie. I have to do everything) and endless excuses as to why certain things do or don't happen. Of course, I have my own problems too, but the gamut of issues I experience with women do more or less fall under this umbrella term.

 

[D_Harry_Pitz]

LMAO the princess syndrome I love it:tongue: I can handle it for about 5 seconds... you know some guys actually like this

An ex told me, while she was close to breaking up with her boyfriend after me, that I was very good at putting her in her place when she was being a princess. I think him not doing this, was one of the issues they had.

It's only then she realised she likes to be put in her place when she is being a whiny bitch.

So next time just tell her to shut up! Preferably while making fun of her princess-like behaviour.

 

[SweetLovesVick]

i absolutely hate it when women start drama one day and then pretend like nothing happened the next day. it's worse than when men pretend like nothing happened (cuz most of the time men don't even pay enough attention to understand what happened), but that's beside the point. it gets under my skin and irritates the fuck out of me because i've always been the type of person who keeps it real. i've never been the type to put up a front and pretend to be someone's friend while pissing on their leg. if you have beef with a person, just get it out of your system and squash the bullshit!
i also hate it when women are desperate for attention and will go out of their way for other people to notice them so they can be the center of the universe. having that specific quality in a personality can't make a person any lower than they already are, i.e. getting touchy-feely with someone who isn't interested, dancing suggestively, flashing boobs/thong/up-skirt, etc. can we say, "no class whatsoever?"
and the materialistic stuff... ugh!!! this irritates me the most!!!!!! i don't care if someone has 10X the designer purses/shoes/clothes/make up that i will never have. i fucking shop at target and old navy, and i'm ok with it! i don't need a new coach purse every season to make me happy... i don't need to get a new phone/iPod/GPS/laptop every 3 months to keep up with the trends... i don't need to drive a BMW... i don't need to buy ugg boots, mac cosmetics, and gucci sunglasses because all my girlfriends have them and i don't! and hell, i don't need the headache talking about all the shit i won't remember either!

AMEN Everything CondomFairy said + my biggest peeve ever:

Women who bitch 24/7 about their husband while they are running up his credit cards to buy all the crap above and they are not even fucking him because they are having sex with the pool guy, college guy down the street, fed-ex guy, the kids coach, the trainer at the gym, the guy down the street who works at night, and by the time the husband comes home they are too tired to sleep with him!!! Oh and what about the ones who tell you the kids yours but they are not sure?????

Why don't men smarten up and Divorce these Bitches and save their children from them??? WHY? Your kids know their mom is sleeping around why don't you ask them who mommy has over during the day!!! Put on your "big man pants" hire a private detective and save your freakin children from these women. Get 100% custody and get a nanny those kids will be better off.

Your wife is already telling every woman that they talk to during the day how they will someday "ha ha" get full custody and clean you bank account out for the rest of your life. She is already buying gifts for the young guys she is banging!!!
WAKE UP (god it really felt good to finally scream that!)

 

[hung_proper1978]

AMEN Everything CondomFairy said + my biggest peeve ever:

Women who bitch 24/7 about their husband while they are running up his credit cards to buy all the crap above and they are not even fucking him because they are having sex with the pool guy, college guy down the street, fed-ex guy, the kids coach, the trainer at the gym, the guy down the street who works at night, and by the time the husband comes home they are too tired to sleep with him!!! Oh and what about the ones who tell you the kids yours but they are not sure?????

Why don't men smarten up and Divorce these Bitches and save their children from them??? WHY? Your kids know their mom is sleeping around why don't you ask them who mommy has over during the day!!! Put on your "big man pants" hire a private detective and save your freakin children from these women. Get 100% custody and get a nanny those kids will be better off.

Your wife is already telling every woman that they talk to during the day how they will someday "ha ha" get full custody and clean you bank account out for the rest of your life. She is already buying gifts for the young guys she is banging!!!
WAKE UP (god it really felt good to finally scream that!)

Damn. Sounds like you have personal experience on this?

 

[SweetLovesVick]

Damn. Sounds like you have personal experience on this?

Yes I do! I joined a "Moms" group in the town where we live and there are 70+ women who participate weekly. The cheaters (about 22 maybe 23 women) openly brag about how big a ride they are taking the husbands for and it makes me sick.

I am a firm believer that if you want to cheat you go home first and ask the spouse for a divorce.......... then you run out the door and bang who you want.

At the last family picnic two weekends ago I was trying to figure out how to send smoke signals to some of the husbands. On the way home my husband goes "man some of those guys are so screwed".

So I go crazy when some guy here posts that he knows his friends wife is cheating on him should he tell his friend... and then most men post No

I had eleven PM's after I posted the above to my mailbox asking why I would talk to women like this. My reply is they all have kids my children's ages, we are all going to be in the same school system for years.
. I believe --> that you keep your Friends close and your Enemies closer.
I also believe if your cheating all around town keep your mouth shut and do not brag to every person you run into....... just sharing my pet peeve

I rated this thread 5 stars its so great!

 

[hung_proper1978]

Yes I do! I joined a "Moms" group in the town where we live and there are 70+ women who participate weekly. The cheaters (about 22 maybe 23 women) openly brag about how big a ride they are taking the husbands for and it makes me sick.

I am a firm believer that if you want to cheat you go home first and ask the spouse for a divorce.......... then you run out the door and bang who you want.

At the last family picnic two weekends ago I was trying to figure out how to send smoke signals to some of the husbands. On the way home my husband goes "man some of those guys are so screwed".

So I go crazy when some guy here posts that he knows his friends wife is cheating on him should he tell his friend... and then most men post No

I had eleven PM's after I posted the above to my mailbox asking why I would talk to women like this. My reply is they all have kids my children's ages, we are all going to be in the same school system for years.
. I believe --> that you keep your Friends close and your Enemies closer.
I also believe if your cheating all around town keep your mouth shut and do not brag to every person you run into....... just sharing my pet peeve

I rated this thread 5 stars its so great!

Interesting. I work with mostly women...I know...but I know of some that do what you wrote about. I do not know their husbands though. But I do tell some of the women I work with whats going on. What cracks me up is their responses. I hear things like "well their husbands probably deserve it" or "no way! women don't do things like this dear". Which either tell me they are guilty themselves or are in la la land.

 

[Aplus]

Women who look men, and sometimes other women, up and down, and somehow make snap judgements about them without really knowing anything about them. I seen quite a few instances of this just this week.

 

[Daisy]

How about ............ EVERYTHING!!

Dude I hope you're gay

 

[Daisy]

So anyway I live in the burbs and I don't know ANYONE who cheats so I'm not sure where you live but maybe you should move.

As far as all of the tired cliche's (toilet seat, garbage etc) get over it guys. We don't want to touch the seat or fall in while peeing at midnight just put the damn seat down. And does it really kill you to take out the garbage? I do it myself if it's full but yeah it's nice to have someone do it too.

The only thing I really agree on is materialistic women. I am really disgusted when I watch shows about brides, or shopaholics. Women have been sold a HUGE bill of goods when it comes to what's "in" and what's "out". It is just more fuel for the advertising industry to feed on. Hey ladies that expensive wool coat from last season is SO OUT..this year it's big buttons, or whatever they want to sell you, and a lot of women buy it (literally and figuratively). I like fashionable clothing and accessories but I dont' spend beyond my means or sacrifice the water bill for a new pair of boots. Shallow women are partly to blame and I wholeheartedly blame magazines, and other media for stuffing our heads with the idea that if you're not "in" you're not good enough. They prey on women with low self esteem that want to buy their way into beauty or keep up with the Joneses. In other words if you can afford it, buy the Prada bag but if you can't afford it or you're buying it because your friend has it, then time to revaluate.

 

[4x4]

Most seem to want boob jobs and think they are fat.

They should understand that if we are with them, we have analized the pros and cons. We like them the way they are. I've seen many breakups after boob jobs and weight loss. It makes me wonder if they were unsatisfied with what they had and just wanted a new marketing image.

 

[B_curiousme01]

There's some very funny stuff here!
"Hate" is a very negative word for me, but it does bother me that we feel obligated to: clean, and I mean clean, the house on a daily basis. Do laundry, and that includes separting it correctly. Ogh! Then most of us go about FOLDING it when it's still warm and wrinkle free, before having to put it AWAY! Terrible to-do!! It's also petty as hell to sweep the floor, wash it, and in general walk around and pick things up WE didn't leave/drop/spill/track-in. It's pretty annoying that we are the only one who learned how to make those pesky appointments (dr., vet, car service, taxes, ect) and to have to remind other "people" about when to go to theirs. Making sure the tom-tom is working so "someone" doesn't get lost (specifically if we're in the car with them), is a peace of mind plan that I don't mind at all.


And how about that toilet seat being left up at o'dark thirty? Ladies unite! They need it down sometimes too. I secretly suggest a super spicy dinner two or three nights in a row. Leave the seat up for the next few nights (only at night-you need the SURPRISE factor to happen) and make sure the nightlight you purchased (and installed) during one of your zillions of grocery store visits is burnt out, broken, or just blackholed. Oh! And don't remember to replace the empty toiletpaper roll, or put out those towels you just washed, including the usual handtowel in the holder thing. Be sure to hide the soap bottle...you know the one only you have ever refilled? Put it near his automotive supplies-that pile of stuff he left in the yard somewhere.

Seriously, I love my hubby and do all the Domestic things because I love him. He takes out the trash, grills and does the yardwork. It works for us.

I agree spiteful and the princess type of women are easy to dislike instantly and forever. I can't even watch the Housewives of ____ whoever. That show makes my skin crawl.

Finally, if a women ever smacked me across the face, WHOA! She would be completely hairless, mostly toothless, and mentally challenged within one minute and thirty seconds. I mean it too. Men, if this ever happens, just turn around and run like you just got attacked by the Devil. Cause you did. Women who hit are just as evil as the men who do.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

I can see why some of you guys get frustrated, but not all women are like that. I've been with my husband almost 15 years and do not make it a point to nag 24/7. Do I ever bitch about things? Of course I do, but so does he. We fight about certain things, but we mostly accept each other's quirks and just move on. It's a matter of mutual respect and deciding whether something is important enough to make an issue of. Also, neither of us are the type to respond to nagging so it never became part of our marital repertoire. Who wants to feel miserable all day because they can't talk stuff out like adults? Not me....