Phallic Jobs

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  1. Quite Irate

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    Today seems like a jobs-thread day. So have another.

    The point of this thread is to come up with the most phallic jobs we can think of. Mine would be something I saw on modern marvels. It was a show on deli meats and related meat products. One guy in the assembly line stands at the end of a squeezing machine, filling up the casing of a great big dong of liverwurst like a balloon maker would fill a balloon. Another guy controls the flow of the liverwurst and helps him tie up the dong.
     
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    Any sort of animal husbandry job would be pretty bad where you resposibilty is to rub off the poor animal to get a "sample"


    Sort of like the Scientist character in the movie "Beerfest" whos research required him to collect sperm samples from rare tree frogs by jacking them off.:sad:
     
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    This isn't the "worst jobs" thread. :mad:

    :tongue:

    "Phallic" can be stimulating.
     
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    ok, my apologies. I'll try and think of a stimulating phallic job.
     
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    This mostly likely going to sound lame but the only thing I can think of is making balloon animals. You at least start out with a sort of phallus and then create something else. I can do it with limited ability but I enjoy it because it makes kids happy.

    The only things I can make are dogs or giraffes and of course a large phallus.:smile:
     
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    Back in 2000, when they were renovating the Washington Monument, that must have been the most phallic job in the country!
     
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    To clean the pipes of a huge Organ............Organ cleaner.
     

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    Clowns who blow up balloons to make tube animals.

    Cucumber waxers

    Firemen
     
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    A while back, I passed a crane on the highway. The sign painted on the truck said it was owned by the such-and-such erecting company. Their motto was "We always get it up." Apparently companies that put up steel for buildings, etc, really are called erectors.
     
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    Does in-flight refuelling count, even if it is no hands-on-the-meat job? I mean, it even had a phallic code phrase.

    Unknown F-15 driver: I've got a hard-on, coupling now.
    Me: Mmmhmmmmm baby...
     
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    Sex store Condom Consultant & Fitter :fingersx:
     
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    Vibrator/dildo manufacturer.
    Glass blower.

    In Montana we called salami "Moose cock".
     
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