Phallic Jobs

[Quite Irate]

Today seems like a jobs-thread day. So have another.

The point of this thread is to come up with the most phallic jobs we can think of. Mine would be something I saw on modern marvels. It was a show on deli meats and related meat products. One guy in the assembly line stands at the end of a squeezing machine, filling up the casing of a great big dong of liverwurst like a balloon maker would fill a balloon. Another guy controls the flow of the liverwurst and helps him tie up the dong.

 

[thoreau]

Any sort of animal husbandry job would be pretty bad where you resposibilty is to rub off the poor animal to get a "sample"


Sort of like the Scientist character in the movie "Beerfest" whos research required him to collect sperm samples from rare tree frogs by jacking them off.:sad:

 

[Quite Irate]

This isn't the "worst jobs" thread.

:tongue:

"Phallic" can be stimulating.

 

[thoreau]

ok, my apologies. I'll try and think of a stimulating phallic job.

 

[thoreau]

This mostly likely going to sound lame but the only thing I can think of is making balloon animals. You at least start out with a sort of phallus and then create something else. I can do it with limited ability but I enjoy it because it makes kids happy.

The only things I can make are dogs or giraffes and of course a large phallus.:smile:

 

[aliveboi]

Back in 2000, when they were renovating the Washington Monument, that must have been the most phallic job in the country!

 

[185248]

Today seems like a jobs-thread day. So have another.

The point of this thread is to come up with the most phallic jobs we can think of. Mine would be something I saw on modern marvels. It was a show on deli meats and related meat products. One guy in the assembly line stands at the end of a squeezing machine, filling up the casing of a great big dong of liverwurst like a balloon maker would fill a balloon. Another guy controls the flow of the liverwurst and helps him tie up the dong.

To clean the pipes of a huge Organ............Organ cleaner.

 

[earllogjam]

Clowns who blow up balloons to make tube animals.

Cucumber waxers

Firemen

 

[ericbear]

A while back, I passed a crane on the highway. The sign painted on the truck said it was owned by the such-and-such erecting company. Their motto was "We always get it up." Apparently companies that put up steel for buildings, etc, really are called erectors.

 

[ClaireTalon]

Does in-flight refuelling count, even if it is no hands-on-the-meat job? I mean, it even had a phallic code phrase.

Unknown F-15 driver: I've got a hard-on, coupling now.
Me: Mmmhmmmmm baby...

 

[SpeedoMike]

Sex store Condom Consultant & Fitter :fingersx:

 

[Love-it]

Vibrator/dildo manufacturer.
Glass blower.

In Montana we called salami "Moose cock".