Today seems like a jobs-thread day. So have another. The point of this thread is to come up with the most phallic jobs we can think of. Mine would be something I saw on modern marvels. It was a show on deli meats and related meat products. One guy in the assembly line stands at the end of a squeezing machine, filling up the casing of a great big dong of liverwurst like a balloon maker would fill a balloon. Another guy controls the flow of the liverwurst and helps him tie up the dong.