Phantom Phoreskins

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  1. rawbone8

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    Y'all have heard of amputees talk about feeling phantom limbs, right?

    What about Phantom Phoreskin?

    I dreamt with so much clarity
    that I could feel it:

    slippin' and a-slidin'

    movin' and a-groovin'

    feelin' and a-reelin'

    rockin' and a-rollin'


    Yet, all I could discover
    (to my shock) when I awoke,
    was just a mere apostophe.
    ’



    I remain haunted by it. Haunted, I say. :cool:


    Testify. You know you need to.
     
  2. bobabooey69

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    Umm...what?:confused:

    :rolleyes:
     
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    It's a way of life for him.
     
  4. rawbone8

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    May The Phoreskin Be With You. :cool:
     
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    And also with you...

    We lift up our hearts...

    We lift them up to the Lord...

    Let us give thanks to the Lord, our God...

    It is right to give Him thanks and praise....



    Damn it! Now I'm caught up in an old nightmare! Sheesh!
     
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    I thought you were Jewish, but you know the Sursum Corda.
     
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    I'm Jewish and I was raised Catholic and went to Catholic Major Seminary, remember?... Hence, the nightmare...

    (Yes, and I was even born of a Jewish Mother... It's complicated...)
     
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    I've had phantom phingernails for years.
     
  9. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    Want to have some fun? Next time you tee-off at a golf course, yell, "FORESKIN!".
     
  10. B_Morning_Glory

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    sounds like something my hubby told me once. said he had a dream that he was jerking himself an he had his foreskin back, i ask him if he enjoyed it an he said hell no im glad it was only a dream i dont want it back said to him it was more like a nightmare than a dream lol .
     
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