This from
Metal Sludge - The Long And Short Of It - The World Famous Penis Chart! - The Power & Glory since 1998:
"[Phil Varone / Skid Row] Phil has about an 8+ inch cock with what one girl called "an amazing girth" as well as a very nice pair of balls. Plus he's well groomed, a wonderful kisser and goes down like the Titanic. And he likes ass play as well,but even more with dildo's, vibrators...or even...CARROTS!!! (no lie!!!)!! He doesn't even mind ass-play with another guy either because he is bi-sexual. He also has a Prince Albert, which means he has a pierced cock. He has a huge ring (not one of those thin ones like most guys get), but a very thick silver ring going in through the opening of his cock and coming out just behind the ridge on the underside. He also shoots out quite a load, so bring your rain coat!"
Or the following, from the same site:
"11. Who has the best cock you've ever seen?
Hmmm that's a tough one. I think the obvious choice would be Phil Varone's. Its long, it has girth and its pierced. Although that bad boy would probably split me in half, I like looking at it and have in person. It's funny, his penis flacid is the same size as a regular sized penis erect."