- Joined
- Jan 2, 2008
- Posts
- 41
- Media
- 1
- Likes
- 0
- Points
- 91
- Location
- In ya Bitch
- Sexuality
- 100% Straight, 0% Gay
- Gender
- Male
pm me ur numbas 4 text sex ladies 4 fone or text really horny ready 2 relieve erection...
phone sex*
- Thread starter dynasty007
- Start date
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2008
- Posts
- 41
- Media
- 1
- Likes
- 0
- Points
- 91
- Location
- In ya Bitch
- Sexuality
- 100% Straight, 0% Gay
- Gender
- Male
Here's an idea for you: semaphore sex. It's a better workout, seeing that those flags are fairly sizable.
On the other hand, it's kinda hard to wigwag the message and whip your skippy at the same time. Gonna have to give that some more thought.
Text sex. Like there aren't enough knuckleheads on cell phones now...
On the other hand, it's kinda hard to wigwag the message and whip your skippy at the same time. Gonna have to give that some more thought.
Text sex. Like there aren't enough knuckleheads on cell phones now...
B_Think_Kink
Sexy Member
What about i just set my phone to vibrate and you gave me a call, cause id say thats about they only way you'd get me off
:lmao:
It's easier for girls - just stick a flag in your hoo-hoo and wiggle ya butt!! :biggrin1:
(I am thinking of PMing the OP my ex-Mother-in-Law's mobile number - I'm really not sure who'd get the nastier shock though...)
B_ScaredLittleBoy
Experimental Member
You can call me. My number is:
999
Don't call unless its an emergency :biggrin1:
999
Don't call unless its an emergency :biggrin1:
Principessa
Expert Member
Yes, you can.
hahaha, Don't knock it till you've tried it. It's actually not bad.:wink:
ROTFLMAO :tongue:
Damian Johnson
Sexy Member
- Joined
- Dec 4, 2007
- Posts
- 939
- Media
- 0
- Likes
- 51
- Points
- 103
- Location
- Clerkenwell, London
- Sexuality
- 50% Straight, 50% Gay
- Gender
- Male
D_Roland_D_Hay
Account Disabled
Damian Johnson
Sexy Member
- Joined
- Dec 4, 2007
- Posts
- 939
- Media
- 0
- Likes
- 51
- Points
- 103
- Location
- Clerkenwell, London
- Sexuality
- 50% Straight, 50% Gay
- Gender
- Male
Damian Johnson
Sexy Member
- Joined
- Dec 4, 2007
- Posts
- 939
- Media
- 0
- Likes
- 51
- Points
- 103
- Location
- Clerkenwell, London
- Sexuality
- 50% Straight, 50% Gay
- Gender
- Male
Pleeassse.... Im busy on a long distance call, and ive got three call waitings.....
Im thinking of setting up a switchboard tonight to handle the calls
"This is a recording, hello caller, yes, please hold, you are number 145 in the queue, we take your call seriously and someone will be with you in a minute, please hold, you are being charged at a peak rate..." :biggrin1:
