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  1. dynasty007

    dynasty007 New Member

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    pm me ur numbas 4 text sex ladies 4 fone or text really horny ready 2 relieve erection...
     
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    You seem like a real asshole.............phone sex.......hmmmm.....just how many chicks want to humor you? Get a life?
     
  3. dynasty007

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    ne fellas up 4 sum text sex?
     
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    Here's an idea for you: semaphore sex. It's a better workout, seeing that those flags are fairly sizable.

    On the other hand, it's kinda hard to wigwag the message and whip your skippy at the same time. Gonna have to give that some more thought.

    Text sex. Like there aren't enough knuckleheads on cell phones now...
     
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    text sex... can you use T9 for that? lmao
     
  6. SpoiledPrincess

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    Wow text sex, that's going 2 b rly gr8.
     
  7. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    What about i just set my phone to vibrate and you gave me a call, cause id say thats about they only way you'd get me off
     
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    this looks like spam should be banned.
     
  9. ZOS23xy

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    Morse code sex. Tap it off.
     
  10. ManlyBanisters

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    :lmao:

    It's easier for girls - just stick a flag in your hoo-hoo and wiggle ya butt!! :biggrin1:

    (I am thinking of PMing the OP my ex-Mother-in-Law's mobile number - I'm really not sure who'd get the nastier shock though...)
     
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    You can call me. My number is:

    999

    Don't call unless its an emergency :biggrin1:
     
  12. ZOS23xy

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    I don't have sex with telephones. People are so much better.
     
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    69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 oh ur so big ......... sorry you said no fellas, I hope no women steal my lines. Is this for real?
     
  14. Principessa

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    Yes, you can.:cool:


    hahaha, Don't knock it till you've tried it. It's actually not bad.:wink:


    ROTFLMAO :tongue:
     
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    Yes, "text sex", just type in the mathmatical formula "SEx =fuN", and see what happens......


    ......

    .....

    ....

    ...might have to go get a live one then....
     
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    I fucking love phone sex

    Call me on

    07724 357 023

    :biggrin1:
     
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    Oh no you didn't you phone sex slut!!!:biggrin1:
     
  18. ZOS23xy

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    I hope you're up alll niiight!

    Bitch.
     
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    Dude! Who was that directed at???

    Sorry, gotta go my phone is ringing! :biggrin1:
     
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    I think the three of us need a conference call
     
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